What warning label should be put on you?
"Not For Human Consumption."
"Removal of covering voids warranty."
"Contains Nuts"
"If taken internally, induce vomiting and call a physician."
"Genetically Modified Organism."
"Fragile"
"Keep Out Of Reach Of Children"

And that's just the first page for me. How about you lot?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:15, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Must be taken with a pinch of salt.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Contains Nuts

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)

"May babble incessantly"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

May cause dry mouth and hyperactivity

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:42, Reply)

CAUTION: WEAR EAR PROTECTORS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Keep in a warm, dry place away from children

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Open other end.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

If erection lasts more than 4 hours consult a doctor

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:42, Reply)

May cause loss of sanity

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:33, Reply)

May cause disorientation and nausea

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Slippery When Wet

( Maladicta, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Do Not Exceed Stated Dose!

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:36, Reply)

May cause hallucinations

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Keep away from naked flame men.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)

May Contain Traces Of Faeces

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Keep away from men

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Highly Flammable

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Please consult your doctor before usage

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Please consult your doctor after usage.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Please consult your doctor during usage

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Heavy load. Haha!
also


Hidden entrance.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Caution: may bite

( Maladicta, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Contents May Settle During Transit

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Contents may settle out of court

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Contents May Settle For Much Less Than Expected

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Contents may settle in for the duration

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:42, Reply)

Contents May Settle Up On Their Way Out.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:31, Reply)

Consume within 3 days of opening.
.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Objects may appear closer than they are

(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Danger
But they never tell you why.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Not suitable for children

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:49, Reply)

May cause drowsiness

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Humps for 2 miles

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Risk of Electrocution.
Or maybe Heavy Plant Crossing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Void except where prohibited by law

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Do not mix with alcohol

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Do not unwrap before Christmas
As curiosity often disappoints.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Carry
this way up

If seal is broken, please return.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:19, Reply)

Expired

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:38, Reply)

'contains toxic chemicals'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:10, Reply)

For oral consumption

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:29, Reply)

May cause anal seepage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Seeeeeeeepage.

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:43, Reply)