I hate Christmas
but like sprouts. As long as they are cooked properly and not a big pile of mushy yuck.

Also HI PA!!!!!!!!!!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I eat them once a year

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)

You again
*eyes suspiciously*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

*puts plastic spoon behind back*
Hey thaaaar!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I haz plastik sporks
an iz not afriad 2 use thm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

What? Oh this??
It's for my jelly.
And I don't think ya ready for this jelly...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

They're awesome
A christmas treat, like eating an entire jar of mincemeat with a spoon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I love sprouts but only eat them at Christmas time.
Sheer madness really.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

HELLO!!!!
How are your Christmas preparations going? We got Tourette's dad some whisky and an assortment of pipe tobacco at the weekend. Nothing says Happy Christmas quite like a gift that has the potential to kill someone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

That's why I got my Step Grandmother a Saltwater Crocodile

Come to papa inheritance!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Mm booze and baccy
What more could anyone ask for!

I see you're not going to Cornwall :( I need to return your cool box at some point! I may have to come and see you at this rate ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

That would be a terrible shame, wouldn't it?
Yeah, got a holiday booked for next year so need to conserve pennies unfortunately.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Is my ticket in the post?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Alas
it got diverted to your Aunty Blouse. Mind you, she did pay for it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

*smugs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

*shakes fist*
damn you blousey
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm considering a turning 40 bash next year though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Woo! best of all the birthday milestones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I also hate Christmas
but rather like you.
\PANDAs
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

She won't show you her breasts

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

But Al
will show you his
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

his are rubbish
they're all hairy (and I'm fairly sure he's got implants - they don't feel natural is all I'm saying)
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

again

( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

She will if you give her a biscuit and tickle her tummy

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I thought it was 50p and a bunch of grapes?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

That's Sharon Bott

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

*shows age*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I'm a mere slip of a girl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I'd merely slip in you girl

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Ew, Uncle Al's come out to play

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Nah
Her standards have lowered considerably since then. Doesn't even have to be a posh biscuit, Lidl's own brand digestives will do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Oh man. Lidl's Butter Keks are amazingly good.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Butter trousers?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Well, for a laugh we call them marge trousers
But they do actually say Butter Keks on them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I like mashing them up with butter.
Nyom, nyom, nyom.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Broccoli's nice like that too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Sprouts cooked with chestnuts
are awesome.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

anything cooked with chestnuts is good
I roasted some on an open fire the other day

fucking lovely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I'd like to roast your smug face in a fire

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

at least I have my own house with my own fireplace in which I could roast my smug face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

It's not a question of living the life of dickins, it's a question of being metrosexual !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I did roast beef instead of a bird one year
and, having parboiled and blanched the sprouts I stirfried them in the beef dish whilst the meat was resting and they were the suprise hit of the meal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

that sounds fucking awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

You fucked a joint of meat?
Is there no end to your depravity, sir?

You'll be snorting Vim next.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)

o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o, I just realised who you are.
HELLO GEORGOUS !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

hahaha
HI GONZ!!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Hay good lookin',
I'm gutted to miss you at recent b4sh0rz (well, the ones I've turned up for).

There is a subway opening up across the road from me, so there isn't any reason for you not to move in with me any more !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Why didn't you say earlier!
I'm packing my bags right now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

GET-IN-THERE !
It's legally binding and all that business now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I'm serious, I'm chucking one of my flatmate's stuff out into the street now....
What one should I do? If I chuck out Sexface, you'll have to get the smaller room. If I chuck out Irish, then you get the bigger room, but would have to live with Sexface, but living with me makes up for that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Or we could get rid of both and get a dog.
OH MAN, this'll be awesome, TGB AND GONZ ARE GETTING A DOG !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh man, I scared off another one.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I checked FB.
STOP IT
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Ha. Ha. Ha.
And the wires'n'stuff under the telly are all sorted.

GEE YOU TEE TEE EE DEE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I do not believe this.
IF I ever come to visit again, it had better be tidy.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

As long as you come on cleaning-lady-day, then that's fine =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I like the captions

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)