ok - a foodie question......
If you were on Death Row, what delight would you request for your last meal? You have a budget (apparently) of $40.

Griddle pans allowed.......after all I do have two......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:44, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd order something colourful. So when I vomit/shit myself it'll entertain the crowd.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I reckon $40 could get you a lot of skittles.
Make sure you swallow some whole, for extra effect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'd have $40 of jerky
By the time I finished that lot I'd either die of meaty causes or so much tme had elapsed that they'd have to let me go doe to some loophole
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Two hours of hot sweet sex with Al it is !
Do you get that? I'm saying that that Al is a "Jerk"y, a prostitute one, who charges *counts on fingers* $20/hour.

I thought I'd point it out for our more basic-intellectually-lacking readers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Hang on...
...you have twenty fingers?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Norfolk stock, are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Thats my question.
i've asked that to people for years. About 50% of respondants come up with the same dish - toad in the hole, mash, onion gravy.

Thats what I'd choose. Washed down with a very cold coke on ice. None of yer red wine bollocks.

If youre not a brit, you wont know what i'm talking about. Carry on.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

$40 worth of
Relentless
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Why am I on death row? What did I do? I didn't do anything wrong to anybody !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You've been framed for a crime you didn't commit, like the 'A Team'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Oh bloody hell, this is out of order !
They can't put me on death row for this sort of thing, it must have been a series of crime.

This is putting into question the validity of the entire death row system.

I'm fucking well pissed off at this now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:02, Reply)

They think you're the 'Green River Rapist', I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake, that's just not true, and you know it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

They won't listen to me Gonz - I've tried.
I'm starting to think the DA's in the pocket of the mob - this whole thing stinks and I reckon it goes all the way to City Hall.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I'm blaming Purpledoris.
15 minutes ago, I wasn't even on death row, now I'm choosing out my meal.

Why can't we have nice threads anymore?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

She best reply soon or she's going on The List.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)

20 minutes from now you're frying in the chair mate
Fat lot of good The List will be to you then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

The List??
I only popped out for milk so my trainees can have a hot drink.....gosh you are impatient.....

BUT I have done my bit for charity too, by purchasing 2 Potato Dogs from the MacIntyre Bakery - hash browns wrapped around spicy sausage dipped in red sauce.....bit greasy but what the hell.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Haha, you work with trannees.
Oh man, those potato dog things sound nice. A guy like me SURE could use a tasty morsel like that ! Oh gee he really could !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Hey..
Those 'tato dawgs sure were tasty dude......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Oh man, you're totally screwed
you should consolidate all your crimes into one easily punishable offence, drop out of uni and get a better lawyer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Encephalartos woodii on toast.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

"woodii"
Huh! Huh!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Can I have $40 worth of class A drugs as a last meal?
if not, a nice juicy rib-eye steak with death by chocolate for dessert.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I think I'd make like Leary & Huxley and have a whopper dose of LSD
Mind you thinking about it, neither of them was executed - might be the makings of a slightly bad trip...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

A gram
is only about $15-20 over there and it's blinding stuff as well.

So that and a few bottles of Pinot Grigio and Leffe for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:13, Reply)

A GRAM of LSD?
When you think that 500 micrograms is a pretty hefty dose are you sure about that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)

*Changes holiday plans*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:22, Reply)

*changes life plans*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

*Changes underpants*
No real reason, I just felt it was a good time to do so...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

You were right to do that.
People were talking - wondering if and when you were ever going to change them.

It was getting like Sting and his fucking stripy jumper all over again.

You were about to get a new name: 'Skid'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Skid Crow?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I remember you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I didn't mean LSD
I got giddy at the thought of getting a decent gram of gear instead of the shite over here and thus didn't type the sentence out fully.

I meant beak. I miss it, sometimes. I refuse to shell out forty notes for what is essentially dust in Newcastle. I've moved onto better pastures.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Standards have dropped.
At wholesale rates anything worth having is practically double what it used to be. This is in no small part due to the exchange rate with the Euro.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I know, Gordon Brown has even messed up the drug trade
Not really arsed anymore. Used mainly by knobheads and plastic gangsters, especially in the north east.

I've moved on, thankfully.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Wow, you're so cool !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'd want the full wrap of smack, just on the principal of the thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

If I was on Death Row
I would blow my $40 on some chronic, and a pitcher of gin 'n' juice.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Steak and Chips for FUCK SAKE!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I like it when
the big chunky chips absorb the juices from the steak. And as you're getting to the end of the meal you can mop up all the juices, along with the remaining steak seasoning and the salt which was sprinkled so liberally upon the plate. Nyommnumnunmum
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!1
Steak and chips to be enjoyed separately please!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Stay away from me.

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

fried chicken, macaroni salad, deviled eggs, corn cakes
and a case of bud light, please
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Fries with that?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

no way mon, if I'm going out I'm going out good

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Actually I'm not hungry thanks
I've just drunk a bottle of Drambuie after some bastard on the internet told me to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Bender,

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I'm so pissed, your insults have no effect on me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

It is as if...
...the Drambuie has created an abuse forcefield.

Must... increase... my... insulting... powers...

*drinks Buckfast*

"Fuuckkaaaffff ya poncey wee cunt, wi yer blousy fuckin Llewelyn Bowen haircut...yer mammy was a...."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Chips!
I love chips.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Fries with that?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Breasts!
I love breasts...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Breasts

I love breasts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You as well?
What are the chances of that?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Curry.
A lamb one. Maybe a balti. For $40 I reckon I could get a truly offensive amount of side dishes with that as well.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Butter and unpopped corn.
Should be entertaining in the electric chair.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Steak
and stilton, with a can of Irn Bru to wash it down, followed by a lemon meringue pie.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

As much southern comfort and lemonade as $40 buys.
I don't think my execution would be something I'd want to remember in the morning.

Or, a full greek meal: tzatiki, greek salad and saganaki to start, meatballs and stuffed tomatoes for main finished off with a massive, sticky slice of baklava.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)