they have
a long shelf life, though. I say 8/10
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

they aren't that great though
the chocolate in them is weird tasting

I'd rather have regular weetabix.

or the far superior toast.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

toast for breakfast is wrong
I've not had chochip weetabix, I just assumed it would be awesome

I remember the great breakfasts of the past: cappucino alpen, banana pops, all lost to low ratings
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

don't be absurd
toast is one of the greatest things in this world or any other.

Breakfast of champions - good quality ham on toast with english mustard and butter and OJ
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

toast is great, I concede
but for breakfast it is too dry. cereal and it's accompanying milk really enlivens the soul
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Ganary toast, melted butter and marmite

I could happily have this as my last meal.

Currently I am eating Kelloggs Start, best cereal EVER
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

worst cereal ever, more like
your tastebuds are cursed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

WHAT!
It's totally sponsored by cyclists and is well good for me!

EDIT: Also it is extremely rare these days so is a treat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I thought
someone had just banished it to some dantean level of hell
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I could have that as my last meal as well
heavenly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:07, Reply)

i am surrounded
by heathens
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

you just need to have the appropriate refreshment with your toast
for instance, this morning I got a load of frozen apple, melon, grapes and mandarin, whizzed it into a smoothie with some apple juice and had it with marmite and butter on granary toast.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

sounds like there's vitamins in that!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Now smoothie on toast IS wrong.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

you're cruising for a bruising sunshine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Did you read my first QOTW post for months did ya did ya did ya?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:13, Reply)

just replied to it actually

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:15, Reply)

He could never hurt me.
He loves my supple cheeks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

which ones?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

All four.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:19, Reply)

tasty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:23, Reply)

You see I was about to agree with you about the toast
but then you spoilt it with all this ham and mustard nonsense. Breakfast toast has to either have marmalade on it, or be dipped in egg.

If you must have pork products on it, then bacon with a bit of brown sauce, or ketchup if you must.


Bloody ham indeed, that's not breakfast that's a picnic.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:18, Reply)

obviously dipped in egg is the pinnacle of toast-use
but I'm a much bigger fan of savoury things than of sweet, so marmalade doesn't do it for me.

I'll have some occasionally, as my mum happens to make the best marmalade ever, but usually I'll go with marmite. Ham is for special occasions. It's a family tradition that Christmas Day starts with ham on toast for breakfast.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Buy a jar of chipotle
and spread it thinly on buttered toast like you would Marmite. I'm almost addicted to this.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:24, Reply)

STOP EVERYTHING! I NEED TO STAND UP FOR TOAST
Because that's all I had for breakfast this morning. Toast with marmite does it for me, especially if I can be arsed to set up the coffee machine as well. Admittedly with a gut still periodically expanding from last night's curry, I think anything more elaborate would have been a mistake.

But I like Noel's suggestion of chipotle...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CEREAL?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I like cereal.
BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TOAST DISPARAGED.

(Normally I'd have a bit of both for breakfast, but I forgot to buy cereal this week.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

perhaps, then
you could be the one to broker peace between the peoples of cereal land and toast peninsula
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Floating between the two atop my croissant-shaped longboat

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

punting along the orange juice sea
with a pole of cured sausage*

*that was ruder than I expected
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I was put off that
by a south park episode where it they said it makes you bleed from your arse or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

A jar of chipotle?
How the hell do you spread a dried chili?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Silly himjim
Chipotle paste.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)