First today. Woo!
Last night I watched Withnail and I all tucked up in bed and eating
Green and Blacks white chocolate. I felt like the Queen of Sheba.


When was the last time you did something decadant?
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 8:53, 69 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had a nice long wank on Saturday.
I felt like Princess Eugenie.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 8:58, Reply)

How long exactly?
About 6" ?
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Give or take.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

More give than take I hope.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

*waves hand from side to side*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Why are you waving at me?
I can see you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I'm amazed you didn't write a note on facebook about it :P
Thai Curry for breakfast? You lolwacki dude.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

It's LUSH.
Chock full of veg and wakes the tastebuds up too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Sounds scrumptious.
I just can't eat that kinda stuff for breakfast!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I ate rice and noodles for breakfast every day in Malaysia
And Pringles sometimes. Besides, there are REAL PEOPLE on Facebook and I don't like to keep them constantly up-to-date on my masturbatory habits.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:05, Reply)

not with that attitude...
I applaud Noel's eating habits. the world would be a better place if more people ate spicy food for breakfast.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

*gracefully accepts praise*
I'm a pioneer, V, and it's about time people realised it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I'm eating wasabi bean mix
AS WE SPEAK.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Slut.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I don't go on Facebook very often and I've deleted my Myspace account.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I once used a clean sock as a wank rag.
Just kidding. I don't have any clean socks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You should always use a clean sock
You don't want to be getting all that foot sweat and fungus and stuff anywhere else.

You could end up with athlete's cock or something.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Is that what male porn stars get?

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

But then you get Crunchy Sock Syndrome
I hate CSS
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I read that as crunchy cock syndrome.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Ha!
you cockasidal maniac you
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You could always
wash the jizz out before wearing them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:08, Reply)

YES. MUM.
tsk
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Tightly but obviously restrained by breatheable sports shorts?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:07, Reply)

And in response to your question dear BGB,
the last decadent thing i did was eat green and blacks dark chocolate while studying. For ten minutes the sweetness lasted...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Looking through your bedroom curtains last night.
:)
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

bedroom beefy
(TheColonel, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

It wouldn't have been difficult as I keep them open at night.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Noted.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Even in summer when it's broad daylight at 4am?
also: Hangovers + Light = PAIN
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

ESPECIALLY in summer when it's broad daylight at 4am.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I bought black-out curtains because of that

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Just paint the glass.
It avoids standing up and having to move them.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Genius!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I know, I know...

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No. I close them in the summer at night.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Noted.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I made venison stew.
I used about half a bottle of good red wine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Venison is simply awesome.
I've only been eating meat for a few years and it's definitely in my top five.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I don't have it
anywhere near often enough. It's soooooo nice. Hmmm, tasty tasty Bambi's mum.
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Ooooh rather!
I didn't end up having duck, I had a chicken leg and mushroom risotto instead! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

What happened to the duck?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I asked DiT what he fancied for tea and he was in the
mood for chicken so I've frozen the duck for tea on Wednesday! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Hmm
I suppose the other night- Hotel Chocolat chocolate that was meant to be a gift to someone else, a really good red wine and some terrible movies (Fast and Furious 4 anyone?)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I saw that on a plane
it was faster and furiouser than the first three films. I liked the bit where they drove fast.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Yeah that was good
and that bit where they were furious.


secretly is ashamed by her love of the Fast and the Furious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

:D

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

happy over the shame?
or the liking of that splendid genre, the buddy-car-homoerotic-race-fast-nitrous-police category
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I was laughing at your comment in general
but didnt want to type "LOL"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

good choice that man

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I went to a proper hair stylist
I haven't been to a man's barber for... hmmm, 8 years or so. However this time was slightly disappointing, the (non-junior so slightly expensive) stylist messed up my fringe and my hair was washed not by some jailbait but an extremely muscular effeminate looking male :(
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Might I be the first to say...
..'bender'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

bite my shiny
metal ass
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

'It doesn't look so shiny to me.'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

*Offers Brasso*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

"Shinyer than yours meatbag"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Great show innit?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Only great?
Your neutrality sickens me.
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

This weekend....
Mrs Tugnut shared her mud mask with me. Bright green in colour, and as it dries it tightens the skin and supposedly removes impurities.

Despite looking like I had been to bukkake party with the Incredible Hulk it was rather pleasant.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Sometimes I like to put on one of those really thick face masks
I let it dry and then I scrunch my face up and let it all crack and pretend I'm escaping from being turned to stone - Oooooooh.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

that's brilliant
never found a facemask that thick must have a look now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Neutrogena
do one that I slather on, thats the best mask! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

and it's
alright for fairly sensitive skin then being Neutrogena I take it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Yup
Well I've got sensitive skin and I've never had a problem with it! :D

That's a seal of approval right there!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I shall definitely give it a try

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Just emailed Mrs T...
...and she said it is 'Green Clay Mask' by Colosé in case you are curious.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Those masks bring out the green in my eyes.
I look quite attractive when I'm wearing one.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Right now
Right bloody now I'm being decadent.

I'm lying in bed, fully clothed (been up since 6.45, boiled egg and soldiers breakfast followed by bubble bath with Jeffery Deaver), reading qotw and about to drink my second cup of coffee, first chocolate cookie and play a swift round of the Sims 2.

I know how to live, me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Last night I was in bed watching the inside of my eyelids
smacked up to the tits and eating a tray of Sheba.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)