Just a quick one to finish the day
If you could choose to save one celebrity in your armoured compound when the dead finally rise and walk the earth, who would it be?

Alternatively which celebrity would you most want to see as a zombie as they lurched toward you and finally tore you limb from limb whilst feasting on your innards?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:10, 79 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Someone sexy but also a useful in a post apocalyptic world...
maybe Angelina Jolie?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Useful for filling out adoption forms?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I would save...
Ummm... I can't think. Chris Isaak seems like a nice fella. I think we'd get on. And I'm rubbish at guitar.

I would like to get zombied by Zooey Deschanel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I would also like Zooey Deschanel in my bunker.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Innit tho

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

me too
if we all go to the same bunker we can invite her in, and a number of other useful nubiles, such as Bridget Regan
www.imagendelaverdad.laespadadelaverdad.com/data/media/29/bridget_regan_08.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Not as good as the Saturdays

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)

cheerleader effect
also, that picture doesn't show off her awesome boobs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

You could use her forehead to something something
SHE'S GOT A BIG FOREHEAD OK
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

She'd do

( Kroney, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It's been pointed out to me that Katy Perry looks a lot like Zooey Deschanel

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)

they do look very alike.
Yeah let's get both of them down here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

not that cunt Brand though
I'd stove in his head with my zombie killing shovel

"oh no! you mean russell wasn't a zombie?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Nice one Vip-a-dee-doo-dah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I'd do him
possibly if he was a zombie, too. But, you know, it's been a long time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/zooey-deschanel.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

it's almost uncanny
it'd be like shagging twins but without the weird incest bits when they are getting it on together.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)

That's what I like about it
My friend said it still means I'm sick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

your friend is a dumb ass

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I know yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Wouldn't be as fun as shagging twins then would it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

it would lack a certain frisson I admit
but it'd still be an awful lot of fun
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I think it would be fucking boss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Don't get me wrong
the opportunity to insert my throbbing member into the glistening sex of Ms Perry whilst Ms Deschanels panting mouth hovered mere inches away would not be looked upon as a chore by any means.

I'm just saying, if they were related, watching them get intimately acquainted with each others genitals would have a certain spark that can't be achieved by just two hot girls.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

No I prefer that they're not related
I'd be like, hey bitches get over here and let's recreate the Three Graces.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Now throwing you into the mix
we have three fairly waif like raven haired beauties who give the impression of being quite dirty when you get past the sweet exterior. I like this idea.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Aw
You say the sweetest things, Al.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I'm the one they considered drowning

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Drowning in minge

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

With a cock snorkel

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

You're deffo doing my autobiography

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'll start working on some drafts

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'd be much obliged

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

you have such a way with words
by which I mean you have given me a raging lob-on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Not really a celebrity but
I'd choose Vicki Blows so we could repopulate the world.

I'd have George Romero as my zombie.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Who's Vicki Blows?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

If only there were some way you could find this out using the internet

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I have a feeling a google of that name wouldn't be work safe.
cuntface.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I have a feeling that a picture of your face wouldn't be worksafe either.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)

It's quite safe
and she is a rather attractive member of the female of our species.

she's well fit innit
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

how is that better than answering my question.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

She's a glamour model
Is that the answer you were looking for?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Yes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Glad to be of service

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I would save Katie Price....or maybe Graham Norton...gosh, it's so hard to choose
and allow Alexander Skarsgård to eat me alive...phwoar
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Colin Firth
could eat my innards anytime.....
I would save Dangermouse or Scooby (you did not say human celebrity...)
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

No, no you're absolutley right
I didn't specify a human celebrity did I. Clearly me not making it clear that I was talking about an actual person that you could meet and/or be eaten by means that fictional characters are perfectly acceptable. Well done. You really got me there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:22, Reply)

tell us how you really feel

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Can I do it in song?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

If so
EDIT - this one works better www.dailymotion.com/video/x9ko7l_color-me-badd-i-wanna-sex-you-up_music
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

oooo^ooooo^ooOOoooo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

there was a frankspencer
QOTW answer that referenced this song. I'm sure of it. Damned if I could find it put it made me cry tears of joy and wrongness.
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Good lordy man, relax and have a biscuit
zombies, celebrities, the whole shindig is pretty fictional if you ask me
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Who are you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Some newbie
Only been here 22 days.

He thinks zombies are fictional!!! CRETIN!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

he'll get his/hers come the apocalypse
then we'll see how his/her undead cranium stands up to a thorough shovelling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Hello new person, listen to me, ignore the others.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Don't bother
they are either a second account, or not a girl.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I'm just trying to recruit members for my online army.
I don't care if they're male or female.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)

What is your online army going to do once it has sufficient members.


hurhur, I said members.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Moan about things.
Loudly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

online or in real life?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:00, Reply)

^oooh
get you

*chuckles*
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Adrian Chiles
so I'd have someone to punch in the face whenever I wanted
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

David Tennant
for both situations.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

he didn't even go to his second cousins wedding
Work commitments? Pah!
( Peej, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

a zombie apocolypse will get rid of all those
pesky distractions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Rescue: Claudia Black.
Devoured by: The Pope.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I'd have to choose William Shatner to be the one to devour me
for reasons I can't go into here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

if you can't go into them here then they must be extremely disturbing

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)

or a zoo?
(i was going to answer something else, but autocomplete was more interesting)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Shatner
you say?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

ha ha ha ha
I watched the rocket man performnce on the back of this, utterly astonishing!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:33, Reply)

that is fucking awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Terry Wogan would make a good mumbling zombie

I would save Simon Pegg because he'd be a laugh and has zombie fighting skillzzzz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I have thought about this at length
And I think I'd save Boris Johnson as
1. He'd be entertaining
2. We'd have interesting conversations
3. I could feed him to the other zombies in order to save myself should the need arise

I'd want to be zombiefied by Debbie Magee who in turn would be chased by Paul Daniels.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Fiona Bruce
There's really no need to explain why.

Celebrity zombies- Joe Strummer and Robert Palmer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Late as always but:
I don't care who it is but the person should be a lot bigger than me (really fat) and I will want to be able to run faster than him or her. That way the zombies will be so busy eating him/her that I'll get away (and they will be so full afterwards they won't come looking for me.

When they finally get me. I want John Belushi as it won't be possible to tell if he is a zombie or not.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)