Band/Album
mate of mine came up with the term "Bukkake Suuicide"; we thought itd be a great name for our (non-existent) band or our first album; what fictional names would you like to call your band/album.
(kitescreech still here, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:20, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me and my mates have all agreed
Should we start up a band we're to be called "Clunge Plungers".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:21, Reply)

At uni
Some friends and I thought it would be fun to set a thrash/bhangra crossover and call ourselves, Sikh and Destroy. Needless to say it never happened.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:25, Reply)

My mate and I at uni
were trying to start a punk band that was going to be called Gin

our first album would have been "Housewives of the world unite"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:37, Reply)

as a wee Smiths reference?
I love Shoplifters of the World Unite.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:02, Reply)

nope
my knowledge of the smiths is limited to thinking that morrisey is a fucking dickhead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)

That he is!
Can't stand that level of veggie self-righteousness.

I still love the tunes though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)

My band will be called Bless This House. I dunno why.
And our debut album will either be called Pages from Ceefax or Special Needs Disco.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I like Pages From Ceefax

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

'Pages from Ceefax' sounds like something I would write
Which would follow on from my successes with the Fajita Song, the Cake Song, and my cover of the Retard Song.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Dudes
Pages from Ceefax, ah it makes me so warm and happy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:00, Reply)

my band would be called 'amazons in action'
or 'smooth madam'
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

When Kaol mentioned starting a country-style band
I suggested they call it "Folk off". I don't think they ever started it though :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)

There is one called 'Folkface' which makes me grin.
We also toyed with the idea of a parody goth band called 'The Sisters of Percy' until we saw the Deathstars on Rocksound TV and reasoned that parody is better when unintentional.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

If 'The Sisters of Percy" ever decide to gig...
..."The Flids of Nephilim" would be honoured to support you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Brilliant!
That gets a proper chortle from me!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I used to have a folk album
called 'Gnus and Roses' by The Mrs Ackroyd Band, the highlights of which was the classic songs 'Dachsunds with erections can't climb stairs' and 'Down with the sausage roll'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

There's a night in Liverpool called The Family Folk-Up.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Christ
I need to get me to Liverpool for a night out.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)

They had Martin Carthy one night!!!
Me and my Nana and my uncle sometimes go and no-one thinks it's odd my nana being there. We could take our own booze when it was in an old church but I think they have a proper venue now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Not bad at all
Got an Eliza Carthy CD stashed somewhere. I quite like a nice bit of folk.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Been to see her
She's fucking ace. She makes folk dead cool.
You had a listen to or seen the Imagined Village?
Billy Bragg, Martin, Eliza, Sheila Chandra etc etc. Amazing. Boss live too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I haven't, are they like a wee supergroup?
I once had a kebab with Billy Bragg at a conference on English national identity at Warwick Uni. We decided it was fairly ironic food to be serving at such an event.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Oh it's this lovely collaboration
there's all stories and moosical madness!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Band name would be
Keirkegaard memorial garden - First album would be self titled, obviously.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Gingham Bloodbath.
Was the name of our pretend electro-glam band; we imagined it as being a cross between The Revolting Cocks, Soft Cell and Suede.

We even had imaginary names, I was Helmut Goebbler.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)

That's quality
Helmut Goebbler deserves a click.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:20, Reply)

My synth playing colleague was going to be...
...Hans Pfister.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Cornflakes for the lasses

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Hahah whaaat?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:30, Reply)

* sprinkles cornflakes all over roota *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Thank god it wasn't Rice Krispies!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 23:11, Reply)

That would be a good name for the next album
which will be followed by Weetabix Dominatrix.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Eeh I bet she stinks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Although I am in the Belmers*.....
I'd love the name 'Spider-induced wank disaster' for a band.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 23:47, Reply)

The Right Hand of Onan.
Debut album to be First Release.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Maggie Thatchers Withered Tits
Our debut album, Love Songs for a Dead Foetus, will rocket to number one in the classical charts and I'll be a guest judge on Master Chef with that fat guy that looks like Peter Griffin.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

The Monty Effect
I think it's ace!

My last attempt at a band was named 'Control 77' and was a Joy Division tribute band (Control being the film, 77 being the house number were IC topped himself). The reforming of The Mocc Lads scuppered the plans :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)