Breaking News!
Beckyjsbx still has a job, this is excellent news for her, though clearly less so for whichever poor sod got laid off, but we don't know them so we don't care.

Can I get a WHOOP WHOOP!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:32, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hurrah!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Can I get a fat al?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Seeing as your reaction to this joyous news will no doubt be the same as your reaction to anything else,
and you'll be jamming cake into your chubby face for the next couple of hours, I think it's probably justified.


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

You can indeed.
My poor brother is being forced to reapply for his own job at the moment. Not good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I don't know who that is
but kudos to her, and all those who sail in her
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Good times, etc.
Have an extra WHOOP!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I'm trying to care
but failing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:43, Reply)

pretty much like everything else you attempt?
like not being fucking dull, you fail at that all the time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

What have I TOLD you!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

She must be happy she just texted me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

She must have thought you were someone else

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

That's almost certainly true.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

WHOOP!
If only Westwood were here. We could punch him in celebration.

"Man, your punches are straight disrespectin' me!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Any man who once said
'My cheese game is strong' is alright with me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Monty, I'm disappointed in you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'm sorry to disappoint.
I have a lot of time for Westwood. He's not quite the imbecile he makes out to be, and he did some amazing things for hip hop in this country in the 80s.

I wouldn't listen to his show nowadays as hip hop has been fucking terrible for years now, but that's not his fault. The Capital Rap Show was superb back in the late 80s. My cassette of Hard Noise and Cutty Ranks live at Camden Dingwalls is a treasured possession.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I emailed Tim Westwood to ask about a song
played in the UK for the first time. He replied and told me it was My Name Is by Eminem. Tim's alright in my book.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Well, if you love Westwood so much, why don't you just go and bum him, then?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

who do you think I was texting last night ;)

( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

OK, so he did some good things for hip hop when people intentionally wore day glo socks.
But can he ever be forgiven for Pimp My Ride?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

he cannot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Xhibit FTWMF!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Xzibit is the boss

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

No, that's Bruce cocking Springsteen, apparently.
He's not MY fucking boss, I can assure you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

HEAVY HIT! AFTER HEAVY HIT!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

WHOOP indeed.
This is excellent news.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

WHOOP WHOOP!
That's wicked news! Yay and hurrah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Becky, finally validated.
Good stuff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I read that as
'violated'. I blame b3ta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Huzzah!
I shall have a beer when the sun goes over the yardarm to celebrate.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

WHAAP WHAAP!
Joyful fail.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

which one of you cunts invented beer?
My poor head. I proposed via text last.

hooray for becky, she's ace
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'm in a similar state of
beer induced pain today.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

did you propose to someone via text though
No, I don't think you were as drunk and foolish as I. Ten internet fail points for me.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Did you propose to Roota?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

hahaha
I hadn't seen the earlier thread :D Yes I'm going marry someone from the north west *shudder*
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

At least I don't peg teabags on the washing line

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)

double points
if the person you were proposing to was a man

triple points if it was your mum
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

what if it was both?

( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

BULLSEYE
You get a speedboat and a caravan
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

HOORAH!!!!!
I don't give a shit who got laid off.
I hope it was some lazy sly cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Nope, I'm still employed too.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)