So I was wandering briefly into the lower reaches of the internet* the other night
and was presented with a banner from some site advertising pictures of Daniel Whatsisname from Harry Potter in the buff, because he'd been starring in Equus, a role which requires him to get his cock out on stage, apparently.

Now, I'm not gay, and really have no desire to see Harry P's knob, so I didn't click on this. But I remember reading about the play at the time and finding out he was only 17. So, isn't taking and ofering nudey pics of him illegal then? Were it Emma Watson, for example, there would been an outcry from the Daily Mail crowd.

Just saying, like.

So, what did you have for breakfast today?

*akin to a walk through Soho.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:36, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

so far
a cup of tea and a couple of smokes.

I think it is explicit or sexual pictures, but apparently a mans upper torso doesn't count
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Yes, but
I think they were offering pictures of him nude, including cock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Assuming he actually has a cock.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Muesli with the raisens taken out and extra nuts added.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:46, Reply)

You pick out the raisins?
Seems like a lot of work to me!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:49, Reply)

It's quite theraputic.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I like raisins
I'd eat them!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:00, Reply)

My mum used to do this for me
when I was little because I wouldn't eat it with them in. Dried fruit in the Devil's rabbit's arse-fruit. Except dried banana and apple.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I had toast with Nutella.
it was nommy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:46, Reply)

hehe
I used to love that stuff! You alright?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:50, Reply)

yeah fine ta.
you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)

ticking along you know
sitting in bed chilling out, which is a damn sight better than being stuck at work!
Happy b3taday btw
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

For the record
I had a bacon roll.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)

You are Pete Townshend
and I claim my badly-timed reissue of 'The Kids Are Alright'.

Also, breakfast is for quitters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)

^this
Monty is fast becoming my personal target of worrying idolatry. I'm even with him on the breakfast, but only because I'm on a diet and am stuck with fucking muesli bars until I hit 80 kilos
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, Reply)

It's when you start dipping your Special K bars in poppers
that you truely start to achieve Monty's level of greatness.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

The neck on popper bottles is really thin though
So I'm told

*whistles*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Eat porridge.
Low in calories and fills you up till lunchtime. Also low GI which means it slowly releases energy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I don't like porridge
Unless it's swimming in sugar. Thank you for the thought though :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Fucking muesli bars
Yeah, that'll get the weight off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I think legally its 16 with parents permission
I know its a Merkin film but Thora Birch was only 16 when she got her paps out in American Beauty. Making any Merkins who watched it nothing more than filthy Paedos. Us Brits are still ok though.

*edit* I haven't had any breakfast, spare a thought for those less fortunate than you that didn't have time to eat this morning.
( Peej, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Maybe in films
But these are photos taken of a live performance. And wasn't there some hassle a few years ago, when magazines and newspapers had to destroy 'glamour' photos of girls aged 16 and 17 because the law was changed to say that they had to be 18 before they could pose with their tits out?

Edit - if you didn't have time to eat, it's your own fault for not getting up 10 minutes earlier!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I got up about an hour earlier but because my little one was ill.
And I was worried about her so didn't get a chance to eat.

I think its the same rules. Him walking around with his cock out isn't exactly glamour photography. I think its the difference between art and porn and if its created to titillate
( Peej, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

also he's an ugly bastard
and I heard he has a small unit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Awesome I'll check out the pics now
Need an ego boost.
( Peej, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

ego boost hand shandy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Hey!
K2k6 is alright!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Ha ha!
I thought of that too, but wasn't going to argue...you wouldn't believe that my cock is huge anyway.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I think the only appropriate response
is 'POIDH.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

There'd be an outcry from me if there were any pics of Emma Watson in the buff.
Spunkus erectum!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I used to work with a guy
who wrote Harry Potter porn when he was bored at work. It was quite creative. Unfortunately it was set some time after Goblet of Fire, so it was definitely underage Wizard porn. I bet he saw Equus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Manfattus ejaculum!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Wristus shacklum
Arsus uppus
Canis barkum
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Prizonus Stairwellus Nonce Bashingtrum

( Peej, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I had toasted currant teacakes
not one, but two!

But I have yet to make a coffee so I'm not very awake yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I actually had some breakfast today, for a change
It saves me spending money I don't have when I get to work. it consisted of toast and 'butter' and a slice of stress, no, make that 4 slices of stress.

I had to hold the cats bowl while he ate his food as he has a lampshade collar on. The other cat wouldn't fuck off, so it made it a lot more hassle. Then there was no butter for my toast, so I had toast with the last scraping of butter I could extract from the battered foil.

I decided to get the bus as the train has been late, or half the size it normally is for the past few days. This gave us all Alton Tower style thrills as we tried to crush onto a Mumbai Train Simulator. I ended up with my face mere inches from a fabulous set of pink globes, too close to look I may add, which was no good. Still, excellent weather for frotting! Anyway, the bus was fucking slow, bumpy and late, like it normally is. The 200 yard stretch that houses 7 sets of traffic lights saw to that.

Arrived in work, late, again, to be told about a meeting regarding my workload and how they plan to increase it, as they feel I don't have enough to do. I want to stand up and walk the fuck out of here, but my wife would kick my irresponsible balls till they resembled pork medallions.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

toast, breakfast of champions
some with marmite, some with mum's homemade marmalade

and a smoothie, made by my own fair hands
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

what flavour smoothie?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

CROISSANT!

( Peej, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

pfft!

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I wish
that'd be delicious

it was apple, mandarin, melon and grape, and apple juice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Who has melons in their house?
Whan say "melon" without sniggering, more to the point





Hehehehe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

it was in a bag of sainsburys basics frozen fruit cocktail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Whaaat?
Frozen fruit cocktail?
Am gon' gets me sum o' that.
Wonder if Tesco do them...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:32, Reply)

that's totally cheating
"made by my own fair hand".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I opened the bag, thawed the fruit a bit
added the juice and used the hand-blender on it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

You used a blender as well as your hands
Lies. So many lies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

yeah Vipros
if that is your real name!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Genius
Congratulations for being the first person to actually make me giggle uncontrollably like a schoolgirl to the derision of my workmates today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

He's a raving 'blender'
I think that's what people are shouting wherever he goes, anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

WHAT KIND OF SMOOTHIE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

A hangover
Remembered snippets of a phonecall.
A Hall's Mentholyptus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Haha!
Almost as nutricious as a model's breakfast.....ciggie and a coffee.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Thing is I'm starving now
But I'm stuck on the counter and I'm at least an hour away from food.
And I'm starting to sober up but can still only remember snippets of the latter half of the evening.
THIS is why I don't go out any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

sausage sandwich
with Reggae Reggae Tomato Ketchup. And a cup of tea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

That Reggae Reggae business makes me chuckle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It's just like regular tomato sauce
But with a bit of zing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I want other things to get Reggae Reggae makeovers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I look forward to certain genres of music receiving it
Just so that I can hear music critics describing Reggae Reggae Reggae.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Oh man that would be ace.
I want Dave Lee Travis to say it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Reggae Reggae Strictly Come Dancing
My brain hurts just thinking about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Reggae Reggae Embarrassing Illnesses

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Reggae Reggae Top Gear
Dreadlocks out the back of the Stig's helmet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Racist!

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I saw it when it was on in London.
TO be honest, his pubes had been fluffed up so much you couldn't really see anything. Either that, or he just has a small winkle...

Corn flakes. Which I managed to spakkily upend over the table.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I wonder
if he had his pubes permed?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I haven't had breakfast yet
I rarely eat before 12
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)