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Tell me your weekend plans. I will rate them out of 10.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:44, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am going to a American 50s Themed Diner
Which has AN HILARIOUS pun for a name: Back Inn Time.

Do you see what they did? They replaced the word 'In' with 'Inn', which is funny both because 'Inn' is another word for restaurant, and you're going 'Back in Time' because it's 50s themed.

But the steaks are ace, so there.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

They better play that tune from back to the future

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'm going to a 50's night tonight
so you get 10/10.
I wish I owned a comercial establishment with a pun in the name.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

What's good about the 50s?
Srs qstn.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

something different really,
plus chicks seem to make an effort and dress up a bit more and look hot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Will you be greasing your quiff?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Nope, I may at most wear a 50's style tie.
I doubt it though, I'm exceptionally lazy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

your quiff a quim
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Chuck Berry
Little Richard
Gene Vincent
Jerry Lee Lewis

etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Score!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

There was a pub not far from my school called
The Cockwell Inn.
Then they scratched all the 'well's off (badly) and drew more attention to it.
The CockwellInn
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I once saw a hairdressers called "The Best Little Hairhouse"
which was much better than the usual "Kuttz" and "Snipz"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Aww, that's lovely!
Dolly
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

There actually is a Cock Inn in my home village
I'd get a picture if it wasn't four hundred miles away right now.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:55, Reply)

It's a good thing that I don't TOTALLY _FUCKING LOVE_ AMERICAN THEMED EATING ESTABLISHMENTS WITH DECOR CIRCA 1950-1959 and HAVE AN INVITE and AM TO BUSY TO GO at the same time !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:05, Reply)

fixing wing mirror
working on college stuff
???
world domination
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

What college course are you doing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

textiles
but I meant planning lessons
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

3/10 no explicit booze in that weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

...sucks
what if I wrote lesson plans booxed up on rum? Extra points?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

4.5/10

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Will try harder
in future.

Ask me in two weeks time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

What college course are you doing? What colour underwear are you wearing?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Overhaul spare room.
Re-give notice of marriage.
Catch up with friend feat. tea and cake.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Do you mean watch catface overhaul spare room while you drink tea?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

This seems reasonable.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

8/10

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I have no plans.
Massive fail on my part.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

but that leaves you with
infinite possiblities
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

wait, I know what you can do!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

0/10
Unless you have some sort of improv adventure, which are often the best, then you get 10/10
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Depends on how the missus is feeling.
She has a chest infection at the moment so strenuous walking up steep hills with the dog is out of the question.

There will be wine, however. Lots of wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

It was Sweary Jr's birthday yesterday.
He has chums staying over tonight. A couple of hours ago he asked me if they could have a bottle of Jack Daniel's to play the Star Wars drinking game later (as introduced to him last weekend by Labia Majora). Then he remembered that Lab plays it with vodka, so asked for that instead. I may dilute some WKD with lemonade and lots of ice in the COCKtail shaker and watch the placebo effect.
/evils
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Excellent plan
How's you? Feeling better yet?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I feel very much like your board sig, thanks!
And your good self?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Not bad
still at work which kind of sucks since i'm not really doing anything vital, just trying to finish off lots of small things so I can do teh big stuff (hur hur) next week.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:36, Reply)

*chortles*
at work
sucks
finish off
small things
do
big
stuff
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Christ, you are a machine!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:03, Reply)

(not so) lean, mean euphemism machine ;o)
Alright Noel?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Oops, alright chuck?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Night hike and camp with my scout troop.
Only very discrete booze- enough to keep out the cold.
(For me - not the scouts).
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I love night hikes
Especially if it's clear. It won't be tonight though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Will be here, and tomorrow. I expect -5 degrees at least!
Wish we were going here though.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Pffft!
I probably should have clicked that before it got dark.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I just got 2kg of beef ribs and a few bottles of bitter so I'll be salivating and experimenting in equal measure this evening.
Avatar and shopping in CMK with kiddo tomorrow, walking across the Cotswolds on Sunday.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Well I think that deserves some high marks
I think I need to learn a thing or two about weekends from people here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Sounds like a top evening
I was supposed to be going to see a fillum tonight, but the people I was supposed to be going with aren't responding to my phone calls. How long should I give them before I ditch that plan in favour of the pub, which is short on ribs* but abundant in bitter?

*_{The edible variety, at least}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Fuck 'em right now.
If they wanted a slice of your awesome they'd have stepped up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I'm getting sorely tempted to do just that
Just tried again and got no reply...they're running out of time and pub is winning at the moment. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Argh
a friend who was visiting for the weekend can't make it. Which since I'd cancelled most things to make room for their visit leaves me with nothing to do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Nightmare
Really sucks when that happens! Bet you've turned down invites for other things as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:47, Reply)

If you do the dishes you can come round mine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Tomorrow (Saturday) is my birthday
Which will be spent in a drunken haze of pubs and good times with a lot of my uni friends and various attractive single women.

Sunday will be spent alone, with a massive hangover, an unshakeable sense of formless guilt and a vague feeling that I may be expecting a visit from the police.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:58, Reply)