A very good cause
but what a pair of shirters........

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8559404.stm

what outlandish things would you do to raise money for charity?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:35, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Already done something ridiculous
I had every hair between my armpits and my feet waxed.

Fucking agony.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I feel your pain
every 4 weeks.

Although I probably have slightly less chest/back hair than you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Nah, probably more
This picture is about 5 years old now, and I'm still about as hairy on the chest.

The legs and pubes weren't nice though. I'm also a tard. After my armpits were done, there were a few hairs left covered in glue. Water wasn't shifting it, so I decided the best idea would be to shave it. Yep, I shaved waxed skin under hot water. Fuck me, not a good idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

You look kind of like
my ex-boyfriend. This concerns me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)

He looks like my ex-girlfriend!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Seriously
She rarely wore women's clothing though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:32, Reply)

maybe your ex-girlfriend
was actually my ex-boyfriend and I just never noticed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I would shave my head for charity
I shave it every few weeks anyway so I would be raising money without being a LOLWACKY!!!111 arse hat
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I like your way of thinking.
Similarly I could just not cut my hair for six months or more. It's something I do on a regular basis and I think it's time I earned something for it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

We're charity heroes
but where's our parade?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

All the hair I've been growing these last nine years
And no fucker's paid a penny to sponsor it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Not me but my friend Sam
Is doing a sponsored cycle ride to raise money for Shelterbox. Not outlandish enough? He's cycling round the fucking world! Solo! No backup, no help, just him. cyclertw.blogspot.com/
( Peej, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I shaved off my beard a couple of years ago for charity
fucking awful experience, I didn't recognise myself for a couple of weeks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Oh, beard or no beard, I'd recognise that face

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Fuck that.
Who want's a hug for free?
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Totally me!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I could do with one too...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)

*hugs and has a quick grope*
Sorry but I have to get one when I can.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I feel used...
...but very happy.
Thanks for that.
*quick grope back*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

*hugs .....hugs hard*

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

You're totally getting a hug when I next see you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)

fuck that I'll give a better hug for $2

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'm a damn site more squishy than you are.
Squishy people give better hugs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:09, Reply)

my fat is quite firm
however, I will mean it when I give a hug
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Awwwww! you win : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'd do sponsored drugtaking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'd do sponsored widdling

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I could do sponsored men belittling.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You could try
but before you know it you'd be on your knees giving them a gobble. You'd never raise any money that way.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I guess you're right.
What about sponsored gobbling then?
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)

depends on the charity

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Society for erectile disfunction.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'd sponsor you for a gobble then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Is that 'by the length' or 'all in'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I will sponsor you to listen to U2 and Bowie back catalogues...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Those two blokes must be really fucking sick of the sight of each other now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:55, Reply)

It must have been impressively awkward when they finally let go of each other

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Awkward erection justifications?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Christ, imagine that
"Of course I'm not happy to fucking see you, we've been in the same embrace since yesterday evening"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

"No, I just...um...had an itchy nose...I was not sniffing your hair...."

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

"I'm just tired! If my hands slip down your back and grope your arse it's the fatigue!"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You've used that one before haven't you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I've just remembered
Me and Ms Foxtrot hitch-hiked to Morocco for charity last year. I know it sounds like I'm making it up, but I'm not, honest. It was awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I love Morocco
My daughter was conceived there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Whereabouts?
Only spent any time in Marrakech myself. It's a mess. A fascinating, hot, stinky, beautiful mess
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Much like Monty's ex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Hahha so true

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Essaouira
I went there (WARNING: this is really gay) because Hendrix used to holiday there. I ate in the (gorgeous) hotel he stayed in pretty much every night, surrounded by pictures of my hero, stoned out of my tiny mind.

*drifts off in reverie*

God I am really lucky to have had so many incredible experiences in my life. I really should stop whinging.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I really should stop whinging. being a raging shirter.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

whinging being a raging shirter suppressing my urges to kill Tuggers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

'I really should stop suppressing my urges to kill Tuggers wank on my Bowie poster.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

you should
you terrible cunt

mate from work just got back from a surf trip to morocco. he was amazed at how fucking filthy it was. he said he's been a lot of places, many poor and deprived etc. and most people take some pride, regardless of how poor they are, whereas in all the moroccan villages etc. he saw they just chucked their shit and rubbish over walls where it was ripped apart by goats and dogs and then washed through the town into the rivers and the sea.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Damn filthy A-rabs...
I was very much susprised to discover that Moroccan wines can be absolutely delicious. How the fuck they manage than in an Islamic state I don't know - or care, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Did you visit the Master Musicians of Bukkake?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Ha!
Brian Jones' mates? I saw them playing outdoors on the South Bank last summer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

They're like this in India
One of Gandhi's earliest writings was a tract exhorting the Indian people to stop crapping in the streets etc, the angle being 'if we want the British to have any respect for us, we need to stop being such dirty fucking cunts'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Sweary cahnt that Gandhi.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I am cycling from London to Brighton for the BHF this year...
original.justgiving.com/smutpeddlers
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Don't you mean BFF?

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Check my sig
I'm running the sport relief mile. The highest sponsor got to pick what I wore. He said "bunny...playboy bunny?".
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)