Woo!
You is hawt!
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Please don't let my surprisingly fragile ego or long-standing self-esteem issues colour your response to this question
but are you taking the piss?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I really hope she is

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

She wouldn't be the first
hence the question

EDIT: no pressure, BGB :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Déspérátíón by Bee'gee'bee, the new scent, available in superdrug this christmas.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*blows raspberry*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Just so you know, I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to prounce that.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

no, you're hot

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

What do you know, you like molesting mannequins

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

what can I say? she's a butterface

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Do you like to smear her face with butter
so that it's all nice and slidey when you rub you mimsy over it?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

what?
lewd!

everything looks good but her face [butter face]
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

She's a prawn!

Great body, but you have to get rid of the head!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

*steals*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Fokken prawns.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haha!
You got to love that sarth Afrikan accent.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Cheers :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You look like a deformed Tom Cruise in the second picture.
No offense, like.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm 5'11"
Otherwise I'm happy with that. Growing up in the 80's, even "Deformed Tom Cruise" was pretty close to the best compliment one could hope for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Erm....no!
*puzzles*

You're no Jeff Bridges though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Oh good
Well in that case, thank you very much for the compliment :-)

Sorry, I just expect people to take the piss on B3ta. No idea why.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I was taking the piss
I'm implying that your mrs is much too attractive to be going out with someone as ugly as you. I suspect she's playing away with a more attractive person and you just don't know about it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*I like this*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*raises hand*
it's true. There's a group of us who take it in turns to roger her while laughing about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Sometimes I "accidently" get it in the wrong hole

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

frankly, I'm not surprised
the gape makes that easy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Thanks for illustrating that so clearly
I had no idea of the implication from your above comment. And certainly no-one has ever told me anything similar before.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

generally speaking
people don't take the piss out of how you actually look, they might make some kind of caricature of you, or assume you look like something....

the denizens of OT are also a surprisingly good looking bunch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Apart from Darth Foxtrot

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Kristine and BGB disagree
And they're girls, so their opinions count for more than yours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

they are both horny to the point of brain damage though
so can't be trusted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

This is true

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Good God!
It can give you brain damage?
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

This one, for example, is gorgeous.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

too right
are you going to sonisphere this year?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Depends if I get given more free tickets. See also: Download.
I'm far too apathetic to pay for festivals. Plus last time I got so sunburned my forehead swelled up like a Klingon.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

free tickets were good last year
I had to be certain of seeing Iron Maiden though, so had to buy them this year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I saw Flight 666 the other night
it's really good.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I thought so too
it did what I had failed to do as well, and convinced my mrs that Iron Maiden are fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

My mrs owes me big time
for missing the Twickenham concert to go to one of her friend's wedding.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

someone on /talk said I look like that slag from that soap opera over there and it's stuck ever since
b3ta.com/talk/6618897

I will have you know that my hair is MUCH prettier than that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

In my head you're absolutely stunning.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Can't access the pic on my bloody work PC
I assume you're hot cos you were nice about me. That's how it works
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Aww, I've missed the Pandatron

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

*panders*
My my my, Miss Roota, you sho are lookin' mighty fine today
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Rarrrr, you too hotstuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

after extensive research it appears to be Heather Trott of EastEnders

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)