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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have no idea what you're banging on about.Best individual gig was probably Greenday at the MK bowl.
It was great because so many of my friends were there and it was amazing weather
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
just going to put blaireau69's admition of assault in a thread he can't deleteI'm all shook up, having just been involved in an altercation.
I caught a scrawny yoof trying to liberate stuff from the back of my van.
When I challenged him (oy, what the fuck?) instead of doing el nasho grande he decided to attack me!
I'm not the smallest of blokes so was a little surprised by this course of action.
There was a minor tussle and the scrawny yoof found himself on the ground with, I suspect, a couple of broken ribs. I came out of it unharmed but my right hand is a little sore.
I really did thump him about as hard as I could, seriously conscious of trying to hurt him rather than just defend myself. This disturbs me.
I feel a bit sick now.
What has disturbed you today?
( blaireau69 has a very suspicious van with bodies in..., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:13, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Wasn't really an admission of assault, was it?Like I said, I was attacked by someone trying to rob my bodies out of my van and I defended myself, albeit with more than a little vigour.
Haven't deleted a thread in months.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:10,
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"I really did thump him about as hard as I could, seriously conscious of trying to hurt him rather than just defend myself."You could get away with use of reasonable force to defend yourself. So yes, this is pretty much an admission of assault, regardless of whether he was trying to rob you or not.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:22,
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reasonable force is the embuggerance thereyou might have a hard time proving that it was, even if the guy was trying to rob you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:27,
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This is true.However, the admittance that he was actually consciously trying to hurt the guy sort of makes the reasonable force argument moot.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:31,
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maybe my phrasing wasn't clearI was agreeing with you. it's hard to prove reasonable force when you've broken someone's ribs
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:33,
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Nah, they've always got pickaxes and that.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:37,
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and torches attached to their helmets(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:40,
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You should have kicked his eyes outand added him to the collection of stiffs in the back of the van! The thieving cunt.
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Yes it is,if you wanted to hurt him rather than defend yourself or someone else it's assault.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Good thanks,I'm getting my hair cut, going home having a shave getting dinner cooked for me then going to the pub.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)
That sounds nice.Don't want to be doing anything to strenuous and exciting at your age.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I'd usually say 'make me'But I'm afraid of the response I'd get on here.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)
STOP GROOMING HER!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:57,
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Hey AlDid I ever mention that Applebite sent me a pic of her shaven pussy? In your face to your pathetic titshot.
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djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:15,
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That's really upset meI thought we had something special going on.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Is she pointing at her crotch?Dammit, what a time to come off the market when there's quality summer pandaring to be done.
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djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:43,
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Ha, no.Down the thread.
This is only my internet persona you know. In real life, I'm really frigid. And ugly. So don't be too despondent.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Aye, can't disagree with youthe camera never lies. My persona is a lie too. I claim to be a computer scientist but really I'm a very hot singer in a rock band. With a debut gig tomorrow. Aaaaaaaargh
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djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:55,
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Oh bollocks.I forgot you've got me on facebook.
That profile picture doesn't really sell the whole frigid thing, does it?
Sure you are *pats head*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Really?*checks other photos for indecency*
Edit: Oh, erm yeah.
I believe you, don't worry.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)
I don't mind really,I've still got my ribbons in from last night so my hair does actually need brushing.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)
it's a slightly obscure meme6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxc8iQihe1qzdtaco1_500.jpg
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)
AhahahaAlright then. I'll let you off. Just this once though, you're still being ridiculous up there.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)
that picture is fucking weird(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:19,
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brushie brushie brushiebrushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)
do I detect that you are in a rare good mood?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:28,
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That and blaireau's going to get sent down.It's like christmas has come early.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)
indeedbut whose the poor bastard whose toothbrush is being used? my bet's on the wanker flatmate...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)
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