Oh man.... =/
Myself and a few others have been trolling a facebook group: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=366712007047&ref=nf

I just found this in their photos section....
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=35768&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=366712007047&aid=-1&id=100000809037463&oid=366712007047#!/photo.php?pid=23125&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=366712007047&aid=-1&id=100000855249836&oid=366712007047&fbid=100894803282361

Man, some people really shouldn't be allowed on the internet, it's quite disturbing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I did notice the
poster graduated from the Gonz School of Spelling though.

With honours it seems
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)

We should have hung those two kids, anyone that murders children should be killed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)

So I was right all along.
Facebook IS for semiliterate mongoloids after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)

The internet in general
Is the domain of semi-iliterate mongoloids.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

The comments after the noose picture are quite worrying
It's as if these people aren't aware that they are posting on an open site which recorded their real names.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:47, Reply)

What nose?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Ooops

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)

'How does he smell?'

AWFUL etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11, Reply)

more worringly
it's as if they don't care and think they are in the right.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

What it does is reveal the opinions of 'the people'
in all their ghastly glory, for all to see.

Some of the reactionary drivel spouted by these simians is a cast-iron argument against democracy, if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Ha, like these people vote.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

The sad thing is that they do.
The Sun has the power to change the government in this pathetic land.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Katy Barker and Phil Miles
really need some professional help.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)

It's nice that Phil is also a member of this group
www.facebook.com/BLACK.IN.BLACK.2010#!/pages/ALL-ILLEGAL-IMMIGRANTS-OUT-OV-ENGLAND/361225962429

He's clearly a highly intelligent and articulate chap.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Is that actually a real facebook group or are they just taking the piss.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:48, Reply)

No I fear it is real. Sadly.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Damn straight
I hate being able to buy milk from my local shop at midnight, I hate the polite attentive staff in my local Thai restaurant, I hate the Iraqi drycleaner who is cheaper and friendlier than the others, I hate the polish lady that cleans my friends flat perfectly, I hate the taxi drivers who take me home safe when I'm drunk at the weeknend and I particularly hate the Polish lady who went considerably out of her way to return my blackberry when I dropped it in the street.

Bastards the lot of them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

But vey wurnt illegals wur vey?
I dunt mind the pakies n shit but ven asylums r all wot is rong wif dis cuntry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Oh MAN !
I'm band =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:47, Reply)

They totally got your number.
They'll get ur IP address too PALL and ven ur GONNA GET URS.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:48, Reply)

He's getting himself more and more worked up about something that he made up about himself.
Could you all do us a favour and report him please.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I did, dear

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Cheers
That man needs locking up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Katie Barker said "i think kristine is with this pauly pops bloke look whats she is writing to me!!"
and he said "WOTS HE PUTING"
*face palm*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)

They are a special pair aren't they.
Did you get your tattoo in the end?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:07, Reply)

seriously, they make me :(
yeah i did but I didn't get the stars
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

What did you get?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Script
a quote from one of my favorite books
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Sounds cool
Did it hurt lots?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

"See Spot run"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)

i dn lyk dis abuse u shd def fk off

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:19, Reply)

i fink u iz rite

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

YES gawd, I sort of zenned out or something by turning on my internal radio and focused on music
it worked pretty well until he asked if I'd fallen asleep and said "Oh, second word down!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

This is great
",i always though fb was a gd thing but its kinda gettin bit weird now ppl gettin death threats off these ppl n stuff its not good x"

So this girl is concerned about people getting death threats on facebook, while she is a member of a group which has posted a picture of a noose and threatened to hang a total stranger. That, and Phil Miles is threatening to stove Gonz's "FUCKING HEAD IN"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I was thinking just that
also "Also why do people use photo's of their children in profile pictures? With all the evil people about i would have thought that was asking for trouble"

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY EVIL PEOPLE AT ALL TIMES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I find it difficult to get to my car in the morning because of all the peedos outside my house

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I fear for my sexy children.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I think he just needs taunting until he suffers a coronary embolysm (sp?)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:04, Reply)

embolism, Mr Pepys

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I think Mr Pepys would spell it
Embolysm.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Thereynne lyes my poynte, Alphonse

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

He's practically foaming at the mouth
I can just picture his face, incandescent with rage, as he hammers at his keyboard, flecks of spittle flying out of his gaping mouth as he gasps ragged breaths, trying to keep himself from just punching the monitor in the hope that it will somehow lead to Gonz getting a fist in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)

He's going to calculate my address from my IP address, which he'd get by typing my name into a calculater.
Then he's going to send me a strongly worded letter explaining to me the legal system, and how my home is at risk from repossestion should I not quit uni, get a job and consildate all my children into one legally available 16 year old.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)

He should totally team up with Mabazaritchie

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm considering starting an FB group.
It'll call for the immediate hanging of Denise Bulger Fergus, the sour-faced, vindictive cow.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)

It's not worth it.
They just don't understand, and they never will. Not while the Tabloids keep whipping them into a frenzy about it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)

The general public are really fucking thick,
and can be whipped up into an outraged mob at the drop of a hat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Do you think I can whip them into a frenzy so that Jeff Bridges will get extradited to Yorkshire?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)

"you dropped A HAT?!!!?"
"LYNCH HIM!!!!!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:04, Reply)

It really is that easy.
*firebombs paediatrician*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Is that a recipe tip
or a political statement?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:04, Reply)

'This is not just a hat,
it is an M&S outraged proletarian hat, whipped up into soft peaks and served with a generous portion of misdirected anger...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You're on fire today, regardless of your state of health.
Very good.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

*warms hands on Monty's glowing forehead*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Why thank you ma'am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

This is sadly so very true:
lest we forget the misleadingly written Daily Mail and News of the World articles which made a veritable splurge of pigshit-thick readers think the White Cliffs of Dover were going to be sold to France. This naturally led to several excruciating comments, including one twatbag who seemed to think that selling a British cliff to France would mean that Germany has won the Second World War.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

They managed to get it mentioned in the Sun.
Which they're saying is a victory.
for the trolls it's the ultimate victory.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'm tempted to join and write an explanation of why they've actually failed.
but I'd have to make a new facebook page/spoof my ip and shit. I can't be arsed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I have reported the charming Phil
as well. Feel free to call him on the mobile number he has on his profile photo!
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11, Reply)

What did these proles do before they could spout shite on the internet?
Sit in the corner mumbling till their heads exploded with moral outrage?
I have no understanding of these vitriolic bottom feeders.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

vivisection is the only solution
we need to find out what makes them tick

I reckon it's one of those old fashioned alarm clocks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I think I'd get bored after opening the third coconut and finding it was just full of water again
I wouldn't shout about it on the internet though.

These people need to learn to shrug. Like the french.

No hang on...
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

at least the french actually do something
like riot and set fire to cars. They'd probably talk and spell correctly while doing so too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I wonder if the french have la livre de visage?
and do they get really upset about it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

In fairness
'come on in Monsieur Hitler, welcome' isn't very hard to spell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

They're still doing it.
encouraging their invaders to hurry through and up to the channel ports.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

The Saxons had it right.
Round them up, strip them naked, put them in a field and attack them with large sharp implements.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Yeah,
Fucking viking filth.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

what
a bunch of illiterate pillocks.

Edit: just looked at the comments under the noose picture. What a bunch or illiterate, irresponsible, dangerous pillocks.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Good,
I thought you meant us.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

haha
no! I lurrrrrve b3ta and all its denizens.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Not seen you around for a while
How are you doing?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

lovely, cheers!
Not been on off topic for a while, I was spending too much time there and not enough working, so decided to not go at all mostly. I still lurk and reply to interesting things though, if I can. How are you?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

trying to achieve what you have
and not spend as much time on here. it worked for a couple of weeks and then I started backsliding. Damn interesting conversations!

other than that, I'm grand thanks :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I liked your response.
/I assume it's you
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

If it is, she needs to "EM PRESS PUT A FUCKING PIC UP ARE WE WILL REPORT U"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

That guy is getting on my tits.
I'd love it if he isn't a troll. Because he's got his mobile number on his profile pic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

pfft
I thought it would be nearly impossible to spell "or" wrong...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

yep, that's me.
The only time I've felt the need to create another facebook account for trolling these groups.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

it's all kicking off

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Back to the facebook thing
I think Phil Miles is a troll, he is currently claiming to have just spoken to the Sun Editor, who has told him they are shutting facebook down.

Gonz, are you really Phil Miles?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

All his comments have disappeared...
I wonder if he was a troll, or if his threats of violence have got him banned?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I can still see them

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

ah yes
logging in using my normal profile, he's there. It would appear that he'd just blocked me...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

he needs to take the caps lock off
my eyes are bleeding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I think that Phil Miles is the greatest Literary mind of our generation.
He must be, if he has that much sway with a national newspaper. Other people on the group have reported this to the FBI. Which they will be concerned with, obviously.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Do you think he could, ever-so-slightly-possibly
be Ed, trying to rebrand himself not as the exposed fake military medic, but now as the paragon of the people's justice, or He Who Shall Speak Unto The Editor of The Sun?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I've been banned now...
all for saying "calm down internets". They're very sensitive in that group.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

That, or they thought you were Michael Winner

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

If so
then fair enough. I'd ban me if I were Michael Winner.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)