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Is it just me or does everyone ever today seem to have an attitude problem?
How's your side of the planet?
Are you holding yourself back from calling every person you know a prick?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:08,
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latest was 16 years ago)
What attitude?
Prick.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:09,
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you know exactly what attitude she is talking about
you prick
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:10,
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Is this any of your business?
You interfering cunt.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:11,
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Shut it
You meff
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:11,
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Sez the fucking WOOL!!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:12,
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Yeah, sez the wool
Got a problem with that?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:15,
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You're the fucking problem
You stinking scruffy woollyback cunt
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:17,
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Think I actually give a fuck what you think
You grandma-at-30, scummy scouse whore
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:22,
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*pulls up a chair to watch the carnage*
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:24,
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I'm 32 and I've got no kids
You thick twat
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:29,
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Makes a fucking change
Then again, can't tell your age. You apply so much makeup I wouldn't be surprised if you had a fucking shrunken head.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Get back to sniffing glue
you retard
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Glue is good fun
Makes me look
even more stupid than usual
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:36,
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Oh my GOD
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:36,
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christ, how old are you? 12?
little prick
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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Oi, what's a Meff?
You prick.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:11,
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It's not as bad as a cunt
Like you, you twat
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:12,
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Like a Quim?
You oozing pus-clunge.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:14,
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Yes
Bellend
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:15,
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Smeg licker
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:16,
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You Queef.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:16,
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you wank splash
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:18,
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Cock vase.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:19,
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nipple face
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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Scat mouth.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:21,
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motherfucking bagpiping bollock popper
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:22,
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You space-docking, boy-cunt
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:23,
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webslinging molerat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:24,
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bum-loving rape symptom.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:25,
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ringpiece raider
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:26,
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Fucking doughnut shitter.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:28,
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cat-raping moose whore
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:29,
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Cock hole
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:30,
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cunt
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Prick
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:34,
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git
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:35,
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tomato plant
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:21,
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^best insult of the day
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:22,
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will be using this one
you prick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:23,
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oh look who comes along and sticks her fucking oar in
there's a surprise. ffs!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:12,
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She IS a filthy 'oar
from what my sources tell me.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:13,
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are your sources everyone in the North?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:14,
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Nah, she doesn't do Mancs, everyone else is fair game
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:15,
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well, you can understand that
they're probably too busy buying and selling tickets anyway
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:16,
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Yeah,
they're all related, the fucking pricks. They all know each others business too, like those pricks on Coronation street.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:15,
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fucking pricks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:15,
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i've been known to mingle with forrins too you know.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:16,
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Fucking pervert.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:17,
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Well there was you in yer pinny
Fucking yacking on.
Prick.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:13,
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Yacking onto your fucking prick.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:17,
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Yeah, YOUR fucking attitude
You prick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:13,
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My side of the planet is grey grey grey.
I don't think I'm holding back any. I got it out of my system over the weekend, ready to be wound up by work during the week.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:13,
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Best thread for ages, this
If it weren't for all you fucking pricks and your shitty attitudes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:13,
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prick
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:14,
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Fuck off,
you prick.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:14,
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Cunt
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:15,
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If it wasn't for our shitty attitudes you'd look like a bigger prick than you are already.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:16,
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Is that even possible?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:17,
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No
He is a phenomonaly* huge shirting prick
*may not be a real word.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:19,
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Dyslex-prick.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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and you can shut your head in car door, too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:21,
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Ha! Mate at work did that on Friday.
Knocked herself out too! The prick!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:22,
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I must be sikick
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:23,
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hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
prick
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:26,
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cunt nugget
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:18,
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shove it right up your fucking cock
you
PRICK
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:18,
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Slantted, bold and underlined
I think she means it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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what's it to you?
prick
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:21,
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Flange
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:22,
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I think you need to get out of my face and bother someone less awesome.
You cocksock.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:26,
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Bring it on you brompton.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:29,
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beaker
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:51,
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slanted?
fucking Italics you bell-end
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bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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prick
here is blue and a little yellow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:17,
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your prick?
I reckon you oughta get that checked out
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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well it has been
severed and left in a box for some time now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:21,
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This place has instantly become 4chan.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:18,
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shut it
cocksocket
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:19,
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moralfag.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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twat badger
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:21,
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fuck off you muppet
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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I hate you fucknig pricks with your shit attitude
I was typing an email today with my boss standing behind watching, she was basically telling me what to write to a client, as being an uncouth man, I'm not sensitive enough to do it myself. Pah.
So I get to finishing a sentence, of course leaving a full-stop at the end. APPARENTLY when you start a new sentence, you need TWO spaces straight after the full-stop. Well I said, no, that's bullshit and archaic. But sycophantic whore to my right agrees fully with the boss, despite not even having as much as a GCSE pass. 2 against one, I have to bite my tongue.
In my head I'm screaming fuck off and die you pricks.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:22,
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she is right, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:23,
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The fuck she is.
A single space is fine.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:24,
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prick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:25,
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I hear you do it for marbles
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:27,
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your mum does it for marbles
and not even nice marbles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:28,
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Watch it you
She does it for conkers
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:31,
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you are conkers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Ouch
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:36,
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feel the burn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:36,
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I hear you do it WITH marbles.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:28,
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she's not
it's archaic and unnecessary.
you fucking prick
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:26,
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you're archaic and unnecessary
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:27,
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and a 'player of the pink oboe', to boot
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:28,
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You are Peter Cook's love child
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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his godfather is David Bowie you know
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:33,
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Fuck off, aanun.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:40,
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Highest praise I've ever had, that is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:33,
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Make the most of it flange bucket
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:35,
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archaic d necessary
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:28,
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I'm aanun?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:30,
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HAHAA
YOU'RE AANUN!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Fuck that!
She knew my e-mail writing was fine and took me up on the only thing she could - she was clutching at straws the fucking fud..
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:28,
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you should have kicked her in the neck
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:30,
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punch her in the tits
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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prick
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:24,
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slot
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:28,
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-badger
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:47,
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I've had the fucking worst day ever so at present I think every person in the world
is a massive thunder cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:34,
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what's the matter, fucknuts?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:40,
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Everyone is useless and incompetant except me
and yet I have to clear up the shit, same old same old really.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:51,
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You're all WELSH.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:39,
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too far
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:40,
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I've spoilt it now, haven't I?
Sorry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:42,
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I have to deal with the welsh everyday
it's not a thing to mock
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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indeed
over-stepped the mark there
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bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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*reports to mods*
That is just one step too far.
edit: fucksticks
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:42,
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This is disgraceful
I'm going to ask the mods to have you baa-d
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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baa-d?
fucking terrible it was
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bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:44,
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you woolly liberal you
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:52,
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you bible hugging, sunday school teaching, skirt wearing, braided hair MORMON
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:50,
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I don't need your mother fucking attitude, I got one of my own.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:06,
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well keep it to your fucking self
prick
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:25,
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Can I just say
bitch faced mother fuckin' slapper whore. Thank you (and two spaces after the full stop too...)
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:43,
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CUNNNNNNNNNT!!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:55,
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