No moan
In fact I'm in a really good (if evil mwahahaha) mood.

Mainly because annoying gobshit coworker is leaving hurrah *mexican waves* Are you in a good mood? If not FUCK OFF we don't want you negatits (copyright TGB 2010) bringing us down
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:06, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm in a pretty good mood
there's something on the main qotw that will amuse you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Blimey!
I would pure fume if that was me. I'd be gazzing the mods going "Get my visage off the B3tations!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

he's already pulled.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

What the fuck are you on about Chomps luv?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Sivvus' comment I suspect

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Oh, Chompy's saying I'm trying to pull you!
By making a comment on the nature of my own internet paranoia, he thought I was expressing outrage that somebody had drawn on your pwiddy face.
I get it now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

well, he's not far from the truth...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah I'm totally trying to pull you
Chompy's spot-on once again.
I'm going to spike his cuppas with Prozac this week.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

protest all you want
we all know the truth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Chomps evidently don't!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

he knows it more than anyone else

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Oh man that's it
Bf or no bf, I'm resuming my campaign to do your missus, just to teach you a lesson.
And as she howls my name in ecstacy, you remember it was your smugness that brought us to this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

how do you know that's not my plan huh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Hahah I forgot
your cinematic opus!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

all I need to do is convince katy perry, zooey deschanel, bridget regan
and this bird: www.imdb.com/media/rm1138530816/nm0673932
to come along, and it will be perfect
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

SIX
There isn't even a name for that.
Sod off you greedy cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Well I think the word orgy covers it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

You sod off you
You little shit-stirrer
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

What the fuck have i done now?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I shall assume your incredulity is genuine
Would you like a cuppa?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

there is a name for it
can't remember what it is though

also: they're all so pretty....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

A sextet, surely?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)

*shrugs* he did it a while ago
and I think I had said something stupid.

It's not like my gulliver isn't all over the internet anyway.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Me and my paranoia though
I'd be like "Fuckin ell, aunty Debbie's gonna see me cock of ignorance!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

If it doesn'tr amuse me you're in trouble

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

hahah
You're safe
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

How can you Mexican wave by yourself

Do you have bi-polar arms?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

One arm at a time

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Have you been to see Nurse Jellyfinger yet?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Yes
She was a tall brunette and was wearing a tight white PVC short dress
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Best of all the cliches.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

That'll get me through the day

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Shit mood today
Work is peeving me off. I'm thinking tonight I shall be stepping up the job hunt!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I've still got a bloody headache.
but not as bad as yesterday. Maybe I've caught my ex wife's brain tumour by proxy.

Other than that, I'm in a reasonably good mood for no particular reason other than it's almost the weekend and I'm off to see a band on Saturday night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

The local Blues Festival is on soon.
But I have no-one to go with : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Go on your own
You never know what might happen...

We'll have to co-ordinate your next visit with when a decent band is on locally.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

What! wander about like a billy no mates.
No thanks.

Edit - yes please!
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Pah! I went all the way to some godforsaken university town outside Brussels on my tod for one gig
And it was awesome, I just wish I could have shared the experience with a friend.

Though if I lived anywhere closer to Yorkshire I'd definitely be up for a blues festival.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

If your going to be lonely and depressed
then a blues festival is the place!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Go with your invisible friend.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

My invisible friend doesn't like blues music.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Get a new invisible friend who does.
Duh.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I'm in a good mood because I'm going to Bodeans later to eat lots of tasty tasty meats

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

How many pigs on your loyalty card now?
And g'mornin' as well, chica :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I think 3 as I forgot to get it stamped last time
Morning lovely :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I just had a bacon toasty
I guess it'll do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'm in a good mood
Because my friend at work showed me his TURTLE CAM! dpmcalli.dyndns.org/

*edit* he is there in the corner but he was out a minute ago.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

CAM'S HEAD
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I see him!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

mmm, turtle...
well, i saw his shell for like 20 seconds then it went offline
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I am in a much better mood now
My students all interviewed really well; sufficiently well that I was able to have a general chat with them after I'd finished grilling them. I've also rediscovered Deep Purple's Machine Head, having almost forgotten what a fucking good album it was.

And I'm going to a beer festival this evening. And it's probably time for lunch now.
*CORVINE HAPPY DANCE*
EDIT: And I think I've managed to successfully explain Rainbows to Kitty, so I have something to be smug about and all.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Yay!
I'm going to an alumni pub quiz tonight.
We're the reigning champions.
I want to ALSO win the team name challenge too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Hmmm
I've previously won team name challenges with
SS Titanic Swim Team of 1912,
Bridget Jones's Sideburns
and
The Grand Funk Hot Pants Buddhas.
I don't think I've previously won a pub quiz though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34, Reply)

They prefer puns
Previous winners have included Quiz Team Aguilera and Trivia Newton John.

I'm going for... Love Don't Trivia Any More
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I like it.
I have had a whole lunch break to think of another suitable pun and failed miserably.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

tut tut
That crow fella would know what to do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

A crow would know.
Though my mind was on other things: I did spend part of my lunchbreak talking to two senior guys who were trying to persuade me to subtly slip politically charged phrases into my slides next time I gave a talk to the group. I think they want to use me as some sort of psychiatric proxy.

I spent the other half of my lunchbreak discussing with a female colleague what she uses her nipples for.

Nevertheless, a crow would - should - know...and so I shall have to suggest Takin' Care of Quiz-ness or Triviall Your Lovin'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

TCQ. Like it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I was in a good mood
but now I'm developing negatits because there's an annoying secretary over here who keeps trying to do my job instead of her own, which is one of the reasons that the typing is 3 fucking weeks behind!! Grrrrr. She's replaced her mouse with a pink sparkly one, that should tell you all you need to know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Steal the mouse
Then she'll only be able to type.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

haha
I was tempted to steal her sparkly gel pens because someone of that age should not have sparkly gel pens. She also has a sign that says "Out of my mind - back in 5!'

OFFICE LOLZORS!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)

ZOMG ROFLMAOPSML!!!!!!eleventy-one!
You know what'd be really funny right, is if she also had a sign that said "You don't have to be mad to work here ... but it helps!!!!"

OFFICE LOLZORS!

I would wholeheartedly condone your actions against the gel pens.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Opera Mini 5 can suck my Grade 3 balls.
Fucking piece of shit and its quirky editing 'features' losing me shitloads of wonderfully witty email to my mate. Three fucking times it crashed! THREE! Now I'm back to 4.2 and wishing I had a hamster to scream in its face and call it a cunt and blame the fact I've got a five year old phone on. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HAMMY!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Thanks for the warning...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

It might be ok on newer phones
but having written the same email out three FUCKING times I'm back with the old comfortable only-slightly-more-stable version without all my old bookmarks and speed-dials and that. Woo.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

FUCK YEAH !
GET IN THERE !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:07, Reply)