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Right I did a similar thread on /talk earlier but I'm going to do it here as well.
What was the subject of the last gaz you sent/received?

Sent: ANSWERPHONE LEFT MESSAGE ARGHHHH
received: I've got to go swimmings now
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:06, 93 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Thrilling!

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)
was that sent or received?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Mine's pretty boring recently
Sent: Yo
Received: Yo
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
make something up then.

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
mine is too incriminating
in fact, it's not, it's just dull

but the ones when you asked the question on /talk were too incriminating
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Were you and al talking about your beards in a homoerotic way?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
if only
haven't seen Al on here today
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Pretty boring
Sent: 'Hi'
Received 'Your story in last week's QOTW'
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Was that fan mail about an answer on /qotw?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
not fanmail
just a comment.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I tell boys I have to go swimming when I can't be bothered talking to them anymore
I sent Kristine a corset tutorial and she said thanks. Riveting!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)
oh don't make that face
now I feel bad!!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Don't that's my normal face.
Here's another example of /talk working together, like an ants nest or something.
b3ta.com/talk/6500185
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
haha
I quite like that one.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
It is a /talk highlight.
Here's another of my favorites from infamous /talker bou (she's the reason all ip addresses from south africa are banned)
b3ta.com/talk/5788560

I've been playing with the search function
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)
love rosalicious' comment on the end

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)
she's good internet.

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)
please explain more about bou

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
crazy south african,
mafia ties
desperate to get pregnant
I'll try to find some good links.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
From Mike's list
www.b3ta.com/talk/4702563 (she's 63956)
www.b3ta.com/talk/5154970
www.b3ta.com/talk/5404645
www.b3ta.com/talk/4937852
www.b3ta.com/talk/5666932
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)
thanks
some good laughs there
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I quite like this one
b3ta.com/talk/5552418
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)
wow that is some top psychoranting

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)
yeah that actually made me do a little officegiggle

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
wormulus' insight into the economy is great in that thread too`
b3ta.com/talk/5788567
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
yeah
he nailed that
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Haha
Rose cracks me up.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Rose West cracks me up
When I say 'cracks me up', I mean, 'gives me the massive horn'
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Received: "Hello!"

Sent: "RE: in all seriousness"
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Sent: Hello
Received: Magnificent black cocks
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Was that "Received: Magnificent black cocks"
from vipros when you asked him what his favorite thing in the world was?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)
too right
www.agraria.org/gallonero/razze/livornese_gallo.JPG
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Nope, someone else better than Vipros

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
That narrows it down to about 60,000 users

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)
bitch

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

sent: Hi!

recieved: Please leave me alone. I've told you before I'm not interested and I never will be you sad old cow.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I sent that two weeks ago,
haven't you got any gazzes since then?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
No : (

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
LIES
I sent you one last week!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Oops! I forgot.

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
how could you forget that sexy action?
gosh, I don't just flash em to anyone
and it's a good thing too, you probably needed mind bleach
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)
received: "Well hello there Miss Swipe"
sent: [too blue to repeat]


not really, just trying to make it more interesting than it really is. i'm so lazy i only ever press "reply" so my received and sent gazzes always have the same subject.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)
You haven't gazzed me for ages.
I am hurt.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
You sound like me
for the last 3 years
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)
actually
i think YOU owe ME a gaz. /lawyered
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)
That is possibly true.
I can't remember.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)
you do have a knack
of making me feel very very special
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Hmmm:
Received: "Well, William..."
Sent: "Welcome Back Honey!"
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)
You've been gazzing lusty
AICMFP
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)
But that's my last fiver!

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
sent re: Fuck me, it's Thursday
recieved Fuck me, it's Thursday
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Sent: Ello
Received: Ello
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)
received: Took your advice with the black treacle.
sent: re: Took your advice with the black treacle.


Why have I replied to you with this?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)
you fucking perves

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)
because you think of me and black treacle together?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)
It's true *cries*

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)
well, you are thick and black

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I'm the grandson of two miners
*awaits e o*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)
do they have female miners
or was it a 'civil partnership'?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)
and disliked by children the world over

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)
only after I've lured them into my car
and left them at a bus shelter miles from their home
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Sent: Permission to STAB
Received: Are you bumping uglies with ************ or is he just messing about?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Innit though!

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)
you sending messages with the same subject line to multiple recipients?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)
No that's the one I sent to you, you tit!

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)
oh I see
they were to different people
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Yup
It was the last one I actually sent (as opposed to replied to).
And one was actually received (as opposed to a reply to mine.)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)
well, shut my mouth

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)
at the foot of our stairs?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)
??

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I aven't just come up the Irwell on me mother's pianner.

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)
you have

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Were you talking about me?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)
No. That would be "Permission to SPIKE HIS TEA WITH PROZAC"

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)
well at least you don't want to stab me,
just change the way my mind works against my will
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I just want you to be happy.

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)
We're always talking about you!

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)
:S

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)
In a good way though!
In a cooooool way!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I'm sure that's what you say
the others... not so much.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Ahhhh well sod 'em
I'm hip to your jive, if you know what I mean!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Sent: Ello
Received: Ello
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Policemanned: Ello

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)
...Ello...Ello!
:D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)
*licks pencil*
You can be a bizzy unless you lick your pencil before you say something.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Trufacts!

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Wow
Coincedence
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I knows
Spookeh or what!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

received: re: diamond skull
sent: re: sent you a 7mb file
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:00, Reply)
Sent: Oh please tell me you're joking
Received: Smile

FASCINATING
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Sent: Alright
Received: Alright

God, aren't I exciting.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

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