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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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Still?
Move on, boy.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01,
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have you not heard about her breasts though?
you wouldn't be saying that if you knew...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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She has breasts?
I like breasts.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03,
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find her profile
you can see them for yourself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05,
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This confirms that she has breasts
No searching for profiles needed.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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I MISS HER SO MUCH IT HURTS
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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May she needs another mass gaz-attack
Or did that not get you as far as you had hoped?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03,
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I got a grammatically incorrect reply.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:06,
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what was it?
and did you point out her errors?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:08,
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In response to: "I like breasts, I thought you should know"
I got: "Thanks
their my best feature"
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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Jesus Christ I would have slain her for that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:11,
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You keep your hands off my woman.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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I couldn't mate with such a cretin,
super knockers or not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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I never had you down...
...as a 'man-of-standards'.
No offence meant.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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I have learnt the very hard way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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Ah yes.
Point taken.
(Please note I resisted the peurile urge to make your comment into an innuendo.)
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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Noted. Most impressive self-restraint.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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Did she use the wrong tense
In relation to "get it on with", where she actually said "will never get it on with"?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:08,
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he can't the gravity well is too strong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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Is that what they're calling it these days?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03,
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What was the name off that bird who rode that bloke while he was on the phone to his gran (or something like that, I didn't read the whole thing)
And ended up wanking someone off, while being fingered, in that bar where everything is pitch black?
You know the one, they were talking about it on /talk yesterday, the one where loads of people anounced in reply that they're eaither frothing or nursing boners? You know, there were a good 60 people there all telling her how they're going to wank off to her story, which I believe was partly her intention I think.
I like her, she seems inteligent.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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probably KWA
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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That's the one, I like a girl who's got 'issues'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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I bet she mings
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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I bet she has a smelly minge
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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b3ta.com/talk/6747192
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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Ha, just read the Dans Le Noir one
Waiter with night vision goggles?
My arse, they hire blind people as waiters.
"In the dark room, you are guided and served by our blind staff.
A magic switch between sighted and blind people happens. For once, blind people actually become your eyes."
I would know, I've been there. Well written story though, just bollocks.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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I'm pleased you've been there and therefore have a full and complete working knowledge of their entire business model.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13,
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The quote was from
their website. Also, night vision goggles work from picking up and amplifying some light. They do not work in total darkness.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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Infra-red?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:39,
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Could be I suppose.
But, I still stand by my original point, is that they have blind waiters.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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roota
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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