she breathes enough in LOTR

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

She breathes too much in the Hulk.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

She breathes a lot in Stealing Beauty,
that's a good film though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

yeah that film has too much Liv Tyler breathing
and not enough Ed Norton nudity.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I cannot agree more.
Do you suppose when he's hulked out he has an ENORMOUS cock?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

His trousers don't rip.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Were you paying close attention to that area?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Yes because I'm sexually attracted to mutants.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

that's why you are into furries

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

That's taking it too far.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I know
you should really stop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

my friends and I know a boy who is rather underendowed
and we call him the hulk because of the very point that Psychochomp made; his trousers don't rip, so that thing obviously doesn't get any bigger, rendering it very underproportioned to the rest of his giant green body. I bet it looks like Yoda's cock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

That's very kind of you and your friends.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

it's his own fault
he talks about how huge his cock is all the time and how great he is in bed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

The more a guys boasts about how good he is in bed,
The worse he actually is.
Usually.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

exactly
it riles us a little when we're trying to enjoy a nice drink in the pub and he's just going on and on about how awesome he is at absolutely everything.

I don't talk about my huge breasts because if I did someone would point out I don't have any.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Precisely.
Just because its hidden in their pants, doesn't mean they'll get away with lying about it.
One of my friends goes on all the time about how good he is with girls and could pull anyone. He even equates himself to Barney Stinson.
Has anyone seen him anywhere near a girl since freshers? Have we fuck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

point out to him that the guy who plays Barney Stinson is massive bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

He may be gay, but he's awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

completely awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

He even won the Gay Man of the Decade award.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

good for him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

It should have been you Vipros.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

no matter how much you want it
I'm not turning gay for you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

.
you I
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

The truth is out there!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm not though
nor am I in the closet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I AM really very good though.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

ha!
that made me officesmile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Good good...
;)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

It's his own fault for having a tiny cock.
Of course.

If willies were like boobs things would be so much better. Boobs are on full view, so there no point saying "I've got great big wobbly massive ones" if you haven't, cos everyone will know you're a lying bastard. If everyone had their willies out all the time the same rule would apply and men wouldn't need to boast to boost their self confidence. Also, women wouldn't feel the need to take the piss because they'd realise how varied and different and brilliant ALL willies are.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

indeed
way to fill a guy with confidence
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Yoda wears a baggy robe,
He could be hiding an unexpectedly large cock under there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

that's true
maybe that's why he's so hunched, maybe it weighs a tonne.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

This is making more and more sense.
I think we've hit on something here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You're brodie from Mallrats in disguise.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Sadly that's a Kevin Smith film I haven't seen
So I have no idea what you're on about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I think it is the best one
you should watch it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

The final Blind Date style scene still makes me almost cry with laughter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

it is superb
I love the bit with the magic eye picture and the kids

"look, a schooner!"
"you dumb bastard, it's a sailboat"
"a schooner is a sailboat"
"THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

While it is superb
Dogma is the best.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I have to agree with this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

You can't agree with it until you've seen mallrats.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Fine.
Of the films I have seen, Dogma is the best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Another minor victory, online.
today is a good day.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*sigh*
I can't even be bothered to mean about this post. It's far too easy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I like Dogma for its ideas and the way they're put across
but I like Mallrats for its immature laughs.

Although for immaturity, Clerks is where it's really at.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm sure I'll get round to it eventually.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

There's a cameo in it by Stan Lee
Brodie asks him a lot of questions about comic book characters cocks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I see.
It all makes sense now. Either that, or I just have a one track mind.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I would totally have hit that
before he grew the redneck tache.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)