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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm on my phone on a train
Your ridiculously long threads are hurting my thumb. Al and djtp are DEAD to me. And so is anyone else who laughed. And Monty for calling me a tea-leaf. Camel and Kitty will not suffer my wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Steal their lifeforce.
Like a good little scouser.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)
What about me?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Did you say rudes about me or imply I'm a robber's dog? Or archive everything I've ever said?
If not you're ok kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)
you should just assume that everyone, everywhere, unless otherwise explicitly stated, is hating you all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Can I get a bit of wrath, please?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Oh, you'd like that
Wouldn't you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Yeah. Hold on. *deep breath*
DO ONE, YA FUCKIN KNOB'EAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Result.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)
*phones everyone in Cambridge*
*advises them to secure their wheeltrims against petty theft*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I'll try to keep an eye on her
but there's only so much one man can do
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Best keep an eye on your wallet too.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)
There are easier ways to get a sex change, sunshine
But if you want me to do it with a teaspoon, crack on...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
haha good work

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

to me
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)
ha, fuck you all
I'm the favourite

*preens*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I just went through Manchester
I sent love outwards
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)
ooh is that what I felt?
I thought I was having a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
No. But I was ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
haha
filth
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I obviously haven't been
Insulting or inflammatory enough of late. Must try harder.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)
She's on her phone so there are ways of saying things publicly that she can't see.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)
such as mouseover text
I like roota.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I like your thinking
She sure is a swell gal.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
lawl

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
These things aren't used nearly enough

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)
That's brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
It sure is
Just like you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Aww man
I got totally pwned there
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
You sure did
Pwned like a noob.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)
ROOTA! *points*
He's writing naughty things about your lady bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
In Liverpool
They call those 'compliments'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Dead to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You know it's true
And you love it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Genuine office LOL and coffee keyboard.
You bastard!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)
very good indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I won't be on this tank of a phone forever
I'm also on the worst cunting replacement train ever. It's a skip. With wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Well
I hope you get there safely.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)
dammit
this one made me officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Ha ha!!
Stop it! You have perfect Coffee timing! I've only just wiped up the last lot and now I've got to do it all over again!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)
A skip?
Better nick whatever you can from it and pronto, before the council take it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I'm afraid to ask how much of this wrath is directed at me
:S
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Don't you worry, Manzanita
I know you had very little to do with this. Unless they try to blame your mere existence. Which they might.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)
plus
She's mainly mad for this b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post688878
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
In fairness I think she's a bit mad about the pert breasts too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Oi!
Mine are well fucking pert. You could bounce five pences off them.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

c is
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)
that's a frequent occurance

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)
And she frequently does

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Yay!
I'd forgotten about being Manzanita. I love that name :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)
absolutely none, I assure you
Roota knows it's all al's fault
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
The breasts have to take their share of the blame.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Stop trying to offload the blame onto my breasts.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I'm sure al
Would never try to offload anything onto your breasts.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

the blame
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Wonderful stuff
This needs acknowledgement.

Acknowledged.
(TheColonel, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)
he can't help it
he wants to offload as many things as possible on there
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Fuck
Wrong choice of words there. I need to remember what you lot are like before I hit enter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)
You may live to regret this reply, too,
if I know these ne'er-do-wells.

EDIT I told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

hit ask you to enter me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

hit urge him to
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)
OH FFS!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

FF YE
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)
fair play, everyone
some good work there
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It's ok,
I'll protect you
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Wins

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

tect be
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)
too late grandad,
check the mouseover.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)
heh
forgot to check it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Ooh ooh ooh!
wrong choice of words there. I need to reme ber what ou lo are l ke before I hi enter. +s.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Christamatic that was hard work on my phone.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)
too complicated
0/10
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)
That's the point.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Got to admire the amount of effort you went to...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)
just explain it
I can't be arsed to work it out
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Bloody hell,
The dedication in that is highly impressive.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Bloody hell
Who made the Scouser angry? Are you insane?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)
alright Ro0O0o0OoOoo0ta

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
RootaRootaRootaRoota
ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)
rah rah roota ta roota roota ta gaga oh lala

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)
ha that wins

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Eh up!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Let's sup!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
When you say you are on your phone
I assume it is in vibrate mode?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
win!
no wrath day for me!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Well
That's because everyone likes you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)
man
I need to be more mean

arsehole
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Loving the mouseovers

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)
they are great

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

dammit, you sneaks!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

threads are cock is
thumb khaki buttonhole
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)
*guffaw*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Khaki Buttonhole is a great sounding phrase
But it's not all that accurate is it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)
depends what you been eating

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)
But surely something either browner or possilby pinker would be better?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)
he probably meant that brown and pink khaki
that girls like Jordan wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)
khaki is a type of fabric or a kind of greeny-brown colour
not camouflage ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)
oh.




I didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)
saved you from making a fool of yourself when someone asks for a khaki corset

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)
is that like 'space docking'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I'm quite enjoying the thought of Kitty in a khaki corset

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)
who wouldn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)
you wouldn't be able to see me
hehe *misunderstands how camouflage works*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Surely khaki is the lighter "desert" colour

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)
you are right
it's less green than I was thinking

it's not camo pattern though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)
How would you know?
Note to self: must get thicker curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Unless you're the Hulk.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Then Olive Khaki would be accurate

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Olive Drab, it's called,
if you want to get all 'militaria' about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)
This mouseover stuff
is bloody great. I must learn how to do it.

*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

mouseover stuff? how do you do that?
(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

i have no idea
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I'm not the only one confused then
Thank fuck for that.
(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

he he he
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)
But apparently
you are
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Apparently, I am

(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

so I hear
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I'm just having a go
See if this works:

I love you all
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)
like a dream, old boy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Hmm
I don't really see much use for it though
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)
this is going to double the amount of time I have to spend reading posts

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Indeed it is.
And then some, because it takes a second or two for the popup text to appear.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)
You filthy bastard

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)
<a title="popup text">real text</a>

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

If this works.

EDIT: Sorted.
(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Giving it a try
Well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)
*sings 'A Whole New Woooooorrrld*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I haven't heard that song in years
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)
hahaha
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

No shit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

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