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	I'm on my phone on a train
 	Your ridiculously long threads are hurting my thumb. Al and djtp are DEAD to me. And so is anyone else who laughed. And Monty for calling me a tea-leaf. Camel and Kitty will not suffer my wrath.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40,
	
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	Steal their lifeforce.
 	Like a good little scouser.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:42,
	
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	What about me?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:43,
	
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	Did you say rudes about me or imply I'm a robber's dog? Or archive everything I've ever said?
 	If not you're ok kid.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49,
	
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	you should just assume that everyone, everywhere, unless otherwise explicitly stated, is hating you all the time.
 	
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49,
	
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	Can I get a bit of wrath, please?
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46,
	
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	Oh, you'd like that
 	Wouldn't you?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47,
	
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	Yeah. Hold on. *deep breath*
 	DO ONE, YA FUCKIN KNOB'EAD!
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50,
	
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	Result.
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52,
	
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	*phones everyone in Cambridge*
 	*advises them to secure their wheeltrims against petty theft*
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 K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47,
	
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	I'll try to keep an eye on her
 	but there's only so much one man can do
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 djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:48,
	
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	Best keep an eye on your wallet too.
 	:-)
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 K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49,
	
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	There are easier ways to get a sex change, sunshine
 	But if you want me to do it with a teaspoon, crack on...
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56,
	
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	haha good work
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00,
	
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 	to me
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 djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47,
	
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	ha, fuck you all
 	I'm the favourite
*preens*
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49,
	
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	I just went through Manchester
 	I sent love outwards
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55,
	
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	ooh is that what I felt?
 	I thought I was having a stroke
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56,
	
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	No. But I was ;-)
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57,
	
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	haha
 	filth
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:59,
	
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	I obviously haven't been
 	Insulting or inflammatory enough of late.  Must try harder.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49,
	
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	She's on her phone so there are ways of saying things publicly that she can't see.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50,
	
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	such as mouseover text
 	I like roota.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:53,
	
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	I like your thinking
 	She sure is a swell gal.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56,
	
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	lawl
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57,
	
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	These things aren't used nearly enough
 	
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00,
	
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	That's brilliant.
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56,
	
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	It sure is
 	Just like you.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58,
	
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	haha
 	
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58,
	
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	You sure did
 	Pwned like a noob.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:05,
	
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	ROOTA!  *points*
 	He's writing naughty things about your lady bits!
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57,
	
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	In Liverpool
 	They call those 'compliments'.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:06,
	
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	Dead to me!
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14,
	
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	You know it's true
 	And you love it.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:17,
	
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	Genuine office LOL and coffee keyboard.
 	You bastard!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:59,
	
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	very good indeed
 	
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:01,
	
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	I won't be on this tank of a phone forever
 	I'm also on the worst cunting replacement train ever. It's a skip. With wheels.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54,
	
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	Well
 	I hope you 
get there safely.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55,
	
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	dammit
 	this one made me officelol
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58,
	
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	Ha ha!!
 	Stop it! You have perfect Coffee timing! I've only just wiped up the last lot and now I've got to do it all over again!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00,
	
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	A skip?
 	Better nick whatever you can from it and pronto, before the council take it away.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:02,
	
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	I'm afraid to ask how much of this wrath is directed at me
 	:S
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50,
	
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	Don't you worry, Manzanita
 	I know you had very little to do with this. Unless they try to blame your mere existence. Which they might.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:53,
	
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	plus
 	She's mainly mad for this 
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post688878
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 djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56,
	
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	In fairness I think she's a bit mad about the pert breasts too
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57,
	
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	Oi!
 	Mine are well fucking pert. You could bounce five pences off them.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03,
	
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 	c is
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:05,
	
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	that's a frequent occurance
 	
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:07,
	
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	And she frequently does
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:07,
	
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	Yay!
 	I'd forgotten about being Manzanita. I love that name :)
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00,
	
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	absolutely none, I assure you
 	Roota knows it's all al's fault
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 djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54,
	
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	The breasts have to take their share of the blame.
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57,
	
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	Stop trying to offload the blame onto my breasts.
 	
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:01,
	
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	I'm sure al
 	Would never try to offload anything onto your breasts.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03,
	
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 	the blame
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03,
	
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	Wonderful stuff
 	This needs acknowledgement.
Acknowledged.
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TheColonel, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:17,
	
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	he can't help it
 	he wants to offload as many things as possible on there
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03,
	
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	Fuck
 	Wrong choice of words there. I need to remember what you lot are like before I hit enter.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:06,
	
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	You may live to regret this reply, too,
 	if I know these ne'er-do-wells.
EDIT I 
told you.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:07,
	
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 	hit ask you to enter me
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:08,
	
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 	hit urge him to
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:09,
	
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	OH FFS!
 	
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:10,
	
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 	FF YE
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12,
	
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	fair play, everyone
 	some good work there
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12,
	
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	It's ok,
 	I'll 
protect you
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12,
	
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	Wins
 	
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12,
	
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 	tect be
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:12,
	
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	too late grandad,
 	check the mouseover.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14,
	
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	heh
 	forgot to check it
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15,
	
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	Ooh ooh ooh!
 	wrong choice of words there. I need to reme ber what ou lo are l ke before I hi enter. +s.
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32,
	
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	Christamatic that was hard work on my phone.
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32,
	
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	too complicated
 	0/10
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33,
	
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	That's the point.
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:37,
	
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	just explain it
 	I can't be arsed to work it out
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:34,
	
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	Bloody hell,
 	The dedication in that is highly impressive.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:41,
	
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	Bloody hell
 	Who made the Scouser angry? Are you 
insane?!?!?!
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55,
	
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	alright Ro0O0o0OoOoo0ta
 	
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 Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:57,
	
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	RootaRootaRootaRoota
 	ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00,
	
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	rah rah roota ta roota roota ta gaga oh lala
 	
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 Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:06,
	
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	ha that wins
 	
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:13,
	
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	Eh up!
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:00,
	
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	Let's sup!
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03,
	
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	When you say you are on your phone
 	I assume it is in vibrate mode?
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 Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:03,
	
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	win!
 	no wrath day for me!
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:08,
	
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	Well
 	That's because everyone 
likes you.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:13,
	
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	man
 	I need to be more mean
arsehole
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14,
	
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	Loving the mouseovers
 	
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:16,
	
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	they are great
 	
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:17,
	
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 	 dammit, you sneaks!
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:18,
	
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 	threads are cock is
thumb khaki buttonhole
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:09,
	
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	*guffaw*
 	
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:11,
	
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	Khaki Buttonhole is a great sounding phrase
 	But it's not all that accurate is it.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:14,
	
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	depends what you been eating
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15,
	
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	But surely something either browner or possilby pinker would be better?
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:18,
	
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	he probably meant that brown and pink khaki
 	that girls like Jordan wear.
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:22,
	
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	khaki is a type of fabric or a kind of greeny-brown colour
 	not camouflage ;-)
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:25,
	
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	oh.
 	I didn't know that.
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:31,
	
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	saved you from making a fool of yourself when someone asks for a khaki corset
 	
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33,
	
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	is that like 'space docking'?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:40,
	
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	I'm quite enjoying the thought of Kitty in a khaki corset
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:41,
	
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	who wouldn't?
 	
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:46,
	
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	you wouldn't be able to see me
 	hehe *misunderstands how camouflage works*
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:37,
	
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	Surely khaki is the lighter "desert" colour
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33,
	
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	you are right
 	it's less green than I was thinking
it's not camo pattern though
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 Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:34,
	
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	How would you know?
 	Note to self: must get thicker curtains.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15,
	
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	Unless you're the Hulk.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:15,
	
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	haha
 	
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:22,
	
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	Then Olive Khaki would be accurate
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:22,
	
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	Olive Drab, it's called,
 	if you want to get all 'militaria' about it...
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:24,
	
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	This mouseover stuff
 	is bloody great.  I must learn how to do it.
*googles*
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 K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:24,
	
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 	mouseover stuff? how do you do that?
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TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:27,
	
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 	i have 
no idea
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:29,
	
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	I'm not the only one confused then
 	Thank fuck for that.
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TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:29,
	
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 	he he he
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:31,
	
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	But apparently
 	you are
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:31,
	
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	Apparently, I am
 	
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TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33,
	
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 	so I hear
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:35,
	
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	I'm just having a go
 	See if this works:
I love you all
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 K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:29,
	
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	like a dream, old boy
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:30,
	
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	Hmm
 	I don't really see much use for it though
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 K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:33,
	
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 	Me neither
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:38,
	
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	this is going to double the amount of time I have to spend reading posts
 	
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 Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:41,
	
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	You filthy bastard
 	
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:52,
	
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	<a title="popup text">real text</a>
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:30,
	
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 	If this works.EDIT: Sorted.
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TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32,
	
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	Giving it a try
 	Well
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 Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:37,
	
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	*sings 'A Whole New Woooooorrrld*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:39,
	
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	hahaha
 	really?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:57,
	
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 	No shit.
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