I don't mind the north
but the constant stench of poverty and chips does grate after a while.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes it is grate isn't it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I don't mind the south
But the weapons-grade shirting that goes on does get a tad wearisome after a while.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It's a wonder everyone doesn't walk with their backs to the wall.
And every time I go to London, it's full of bloody foreigners.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

That's only when they hear Al coming,
Ringing the little bell on his bike.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Not everyone eats chips you know.
I myself am quite partial to pie and peas. Which I eat whilst striking outside the mines in my flat cap and work boots, of course.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

The idea of you dressed like this
is highly amusing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I do actually own a flat cap
And doc martens. I haven't worn the cap in years though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

And you wonder why you're pregnant...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Cos I haven't been wearing my flat cap?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Well, your cap...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I read that as 'cat-flap'
and thought "Wow, she's really committed to this cat-shaving thing!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

she once gazzed me a picture of a shaved cat
she told me it was something else though :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

That'll learn you then, won't it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Not really
I just moved on to the next HOT LADY B3TAN FROM THE INTERNETZ!
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

And now you're up to 'S'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Stupid?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I don't know any female B3tans beginning with 'S'
it might have to be 'T' for 'thick'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Or Tourettes?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Spangolin

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Have we given up hope
with Snugglesnacks?
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Haha,
Its mostly my flatmate, no doubt she'll have a cat-flap in her house next year to entice unsuspecting felines.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

They love butter

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm going to be passing all this on.
She'll love it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Everywhere you go someone is trying to peddle their wares to you

or offering you numerous ferrets in exchange for you wife. you know all the children begging are part of a gang and the money goes to a brutal fagin character, but it's so hard to resist their little coal smeared faces.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You need to watch out for the cholera though.
And the dysentry. And make sure you boil all your water before you drink it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)