I'd just like to clear up something,
watching a TV show, wearing certain clothes or listening to certain music doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you gay.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You make women gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I just ruin them for other men.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'm not sure you've user "other" correctly there,
what with being a ladygirl yourself and all.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Here, have a Kleenex
And yes, I am aware of this. I am merely playing to the stereotype that most men who like musicals also like to penetrate the posteriors of their fellow man. But you already knew that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Friend of Dorothy.
Is the best euphemism ever.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

'Good with colours'
is my favourite.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Many years ago I was asked by a chap in a pub if I was a friend of Dorothy.
I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about and replied "I only know Dorothy _____, she's more my sister's friend though"
He was mortified and couldn't get away quickly enough, apologising as he went.

It is remarkable how innocent/ignorant those who were raised pre-internet, with conservative parents were.

My girlfriend wants me to visit a place called Clitoris (or summat like that) but the sat-nav doesn't recognise the name so I'll have to get round looking on the internet to see if I can find whereabouts it is.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Ha, Caveduck can't find the clitoris

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I didn't even know it was lost.

Besides, I was exaggerating for "comic" purposes - I haven't really got a sat-nav.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

It's probably hiding behind an overgrown bush.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

haha

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)