When in was living in Japan, a Japanese doctor said to me:
You no make egg. You never have baby.
It's rather fortunate that I wasn't planning on breeding, or I might have been a little upset.
Edit: Actually, it does make me feel a bit sad, nonetheless.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shame you only went in about a sore throat.
Edit - I am sorry to hear that nevertheless. It's never nice hearing news like that even if you don't plan on breeding.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

All that karaoke :(

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

bukkakke
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Best of all the akkes...

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You could adopt wookiee.
Or Catface.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Yes, the problem children are always left to adopters to sort out.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You could try a 6 month trial period.
If it doesn't work out due to their previously undiagnosed behavioural problems, send them back with a note. A bit like that American woman who returned the Russian kid she adopted because he was a cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Technical psycological term there, coined by Freud himself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm only repeating what the papers said.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

that story made me so sad
stupid bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Catface would be more fun in the short term
but it would be sad when you have to put him down.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I assume by 'short term' you mean twenty-five minutes.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

After 25 minutes
you'd get bored of watching him falling over while trying to clean himself.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Oh come on, that stays funny for at least a couple of hours.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Oh, for fuck's sakes.
She mothers me enough as it is.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I must admit
that time she offered to change your nappy was a bit disconcerting...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

YOU were disconcerted?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Yes.
And strangely aroused at the same time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

You facking love it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Dogs are way better than kids anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I can't have one of those either.
Apparently I don't have the 'right womb' or somesuch nonsense.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Does it make you walk around in circles?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

No, but on Wednesdays it takes me out and gets me drunk.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)