There is a new person who likes to post meaningful song lyrics
but he's gone now, probably ran out of blood.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Man, those Ian Dury lyrics spoke to me, they really spoke to me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

If Noel were a Premier League footballer, he'd be Jimmy Dullard
Which Premier League footballer would other B3TA posters be?
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I think Cave Duck would be Sol Campbell
because he's a useless cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

ha ha ha
darth Foxtrot would be Graham Le Saux because he's gay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

althegeordie would be Ilie Dumitrescu
Well passed it now and at even at his best, a one trick pony.
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Awwww man, your cutting satire has totally brought me down a peg or two
I'm going to listen to the earthy humour of Ian Dury to cheer myself up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You couldn't think of anything original then?

(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

No, could you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Davros' Granddad
would be Darren Bent 'cos he can only score in the North East.
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I never scored in the North East
I never scored in the North East
I scored in Cardiff once, in Brighton once or twice, and then Australia.

FUCK YOU DJTRIALPRICE, FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

To be honest
I'd come up with a Darren Bent joke about only being able to score in the North East (the foulest curse ever to be bestowed upon a mortal) and had to pin it on someone.

OH YOU'D LOVE THAT WOULDN'T YOU, YOU BIG BRIGHTON BASED SHIRTER!
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

DG totally scored in the North East
He scored with a hot Lay-Dee. And then married her.

YOU'D LOVE IT EVEN MORE YOU BIG FAKE ENGLISH SKIRT WEARER
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

^
Edited accordingly

THE LAST TIME I WORE MY "SKIRT" AT A WEDDING IN ENGLAND I TOTALLY SCORED WITH A HOT SCOTTISH GIRL
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Now my reply looks really silly

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'll Edit it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

So will I

( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

This is true.
I have scored with several hot laydees in the North East prior to that. One of whom married me, decided she couldn't cope with my all- round awesomeness and buggered off. Then promply gave herself brain cancer when she realised the horrible mistake she had made and decided she couldn't live without me. that last bit may not be strictly true
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

It would be cooler if it were true
That would be the worst super power ever though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

The Sun
tells me that Sol Campbell is the second fastest player in the Premiership.

Relevance to thread = 0
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Is that speed at which he can deflect a perfect cross nowhere near the opponents goal?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Possibly
the speed in which he travels from the Emirates stadium to a homosexual club in Soho on a Saturday night..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I imagine he is pretty fast at that.
This just reinforces my comparison with Cave Duck.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Listen, chin up fella, it's not so bad, at the end of the day, you've got people who love you, think of them if you won't think of yourself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You couldn't think.

(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Awww bless, you're like a little troll
who isn't very good at trolling. I'm not sure if you're actually trying to be a troll, or if you're just a very dull person who doesn't get this website.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's good to have 5 min break
And find this.

Officelol
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

The queen likes officelols too.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'm not sure
She doesn't look like they type of person who laughs.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

She actually says the word "Lol"
THAT'S how much of a cunt she is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

And phillip says "I'm LoLling like a coon"
'cause he's such a racist.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

You see?
I would have never known that if you hadn't told me. Thank you. I'm learning so much here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

that wouldn't surprise me one bit

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I think this could be your best ever post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)