I have no sink, no cooker, no washing machine,
and I have 10 weeks until my anticipated "complicated C-section" (vertical 'classical' incision, possible blood transfusion, blah de blah).

But I have two custard creams remaining in the packet so life's not all bad.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You don't do things by halves, do you?
Vertical incision? : /
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Good side of this
You can't do the washing up, cook or the laundry. It's all good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Too posh to push eh?
Or are there too many in the litter?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

It's a choice between Caesarian or funeral.
The exit route is blocked by fibroids.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

The exit route is blocked by fibroids. I have no vagina.

I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

It's true. My vagina closed up.
I have a self-sealing mimsy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
I'm sure you'll be ok, just another story to tell her when she's old.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

tell her when she's old scream at her every time she displeases me: "I SUFFERED TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOU!"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I really wish
I hadn't googled that..
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)