Wow it's quiet in here
*farts*

Aparently there is an election coming up and it's lunchtime so....

Who would you rather eat, Brown, Camerooon or Clegg? I reckon Clegg on toast with regge regge sauce
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:52, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Brown
mutton dressed as politician
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The election:
Vote for that cunt who isn't one of the other two cunts.


Brown would be beefier. Brown stew, maybe.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Hmm can I get Brown with a side of Clegg?
And Cameron Sauce?
( Peej, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I imagine Cameron being tart

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Clegg of lamb with Brown sauce.
Créme Cameron for dessert.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

What is it with Camerons sauce and cream?
It's frankly disturbing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Anything with Reggae Reggae Sauce is awesome.
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Stupidly busy
I miss here :( I even miss you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Me! Me! Me!
Do you miss me? Do you? Eh? Eh? Eh?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

TGB's abject silence must be most reassuring

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

ha
Porky I miss you a little, Fox I miss you a little too.

I miss Naked Ape a fair bit as I find him funny. I have also pined for Monty, not sure why though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Monty fills a very specifically-shaped void in everyone's lives
which they were unaware of the existence of until they met him.

Whether people were happier in blissful ignorance of the Monty-shaped void than they are with Monty filling said void is unknown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

He can fill my void any day.
*gurns*
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I am funny

I make Michael Macintyre look good.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

If you make Michael McIntyre look good in a physical sense
you must be fucking horrific
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Brown.
Well roasted. I love crackling with a bit of well done fat behind it.

"Four legs good, two legs bad!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I was at the bank, I'm back now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Sperm, Withdrawal?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)

no

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Ah. Egg, deposit.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Sperm
Insufficient funds. No interest.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

haha

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'm a vegetarian so it would have to be the leader of the Green Party.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

e a
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

What's a vegatarian?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Someone
who only eats vegans.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Office snort.
Alright cleverclogs.

e a e i

Is that better?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

You've laboured the point now and it's not funny.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Of course it is.
In a special kind of way.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Cameron, - I'd like to BBQ him myself. Slowly.
But then, they all get a grilling tonight.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I think Brown might - MIGHT - have it tougher than the other two tonight

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Bigot

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

If Brown can't explain where all those Eastern Europeans are flocking from
he deserves everything he gets tonight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Clegg
Sounds like Greggs. Ooh I wouldn't mind a Greggs sausage roll right now.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Brown
He's got his own sauce, you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Brown's Own Brand White Sauce

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Surprising that
in a thread about which of three politicians you'd like to eat, there's been no mention yet of a Brown-Cameron-Clegg spitroast.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

FFS, DG
I've gone right off my food now.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

He he he
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Who'd be the roastee?
And who gets which end?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Easy.
Front, clegg, roastee brown, back cameron.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Cameroon
because it sounds like Macaroon and they're all coconutty. Plus if you look at his posters, he has smooth skin, like fondant icing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Cleggy bread

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)