I was determined not to post on here (much) while still on holiday
but I feel I have to congratulate Chompy for the new QOTW.

Your tireless and effective campaigning should be a lesson to politicians.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:29, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll be prime minister when I grow up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

*votes*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

*also votes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

It's a landslide!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you would make a fantastic prime minister

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*cracks fingers*
brace yourself

rim mi ter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

haha

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I hate these complicated ones.
you would make a fantastic prime minister
you would make a fantastic pe nis
you would make a fantastic pe nis
you would make a fantastic penis.

THAT was it? THAT WAS IT? After all that hard work of trying to work it all out.

am I the only one who can't work these out half the time in my head?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I was quite pleased that it didn't need any letters added or the order changed or anything
most rewarding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Can I just say that I really enjoyed the second part of teh Red Squirrel/Grey Squirrel conspiracy.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

you can
and thanks, it's been well received by the few who have listened. Once I'm home I'll sort out the first part for you as well.

(it's scenario, not conspiracy)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

My version is better
you should change the name.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

there is no conspiracy though
but there is a scenario
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I keep going to call it 'ordeal'
Because I was playing a game on ONDigital games years ago and I forgot what it was called but it never worked properly and it was a bear on a mountain, and you had to move it but the remote was shit. And my ex said "What's this called again?" and I said "Autistic bear ordeal mountain trauma."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

That's the best band name EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

It makes me laugh. It makes me laugh like a man slapping his head with a tray.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

do you mean like how you would laugh at a man slapping his head with a tray?
or laughing like how a man slapping his head with a tray would laugh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Both really
More as the watcher though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

excellent
now I need to go out and buy some booze for tonight. can't enjoy an election without being drunk!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

*strikesthrough*
with hilarious effects.

Enjoy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

that elicited a chuckle
do you really see it as an ordeal though?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

No, it's just the animal/title thing
You could interchange squirrel/bear.
I likes it, as you know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I know ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It was a conspiracy
We had to smoke you out somehouw...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

it worked
also, there's only so much doing nothing that one can take. I've ploughed through a good few books.

Incredible landscape up here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

through a good few books my new fianceé too many times.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Haha!
I was just about to mention that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

it's not been easy on the poor girl

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Well she's got the rest of her married life to recover from the ordeal.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Cos we all know what happens after you're married!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

too true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I wrote a comment in another thread
about how shit the new QOTW is, but now I can't find it.

Is someone being a Deletatron?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It was my idea.
I'm hurt.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I know it was your idea
I even mentioned you by name in the now mysteriously missing post.

It's a great idea really. You should come up with all the QOTW and it should be called PQOTW
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

it's not shit at all
begone demon!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

If I were a man I would be a leg man

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Fair enough
I like the female arse more than the breasts. That is not to say that I don't enjoy breasts though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Luckily my boyfriend is a legs and arse man
as I have both of those
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I should hope so
have you seen the mess a slug makes?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

OFFICELOLLAGE!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

that was distasteful.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I liked it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

you're distasteful.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

you set it up
and what does it say for you with your sexy sex dreams about me....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Be grateful for legs.
As 3rd degree carpet burns on the gusset area would probably chaf a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

is there a correlation
between hair colour and nipple colour? Do women with blonde hair always have pinker nipples than those with brown hair?

I just wondered, and don't want to look at other girls' nips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:11, Reply)

not speaking from massive experience
but it's skin colour correlation. A lot of brunettes still have extremely fair skin so are quite pink, but more olive skinned peoples are darker generally
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:44, Reply)

this ties in with my expeience

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:36, Reply)