I've just had a good yell at the customers services of my old ISP about a final demand and feel a lot better.
That and the fact I'm wearing a new bra have made me feel a lot better today.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fight the power
I just won my battle with pipex after getting a cancelltion charge 2 years after I left them.

I'm now wondering if I should send them an invoice for all the time it took me to sort out their mistake.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Nothing was resolved so I'm writing a letter.
I'm going to enjoy writing it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Address it
'To which cunt it may concern'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Haha!
I just might do that. I get terribly Hycienth Bucket when I write letters of complaint.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

In blood

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

send them that invoice
it might work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

If nothing else it would be quite satisfying
I reckon they would owe me in the region of £500, I could use that money right now!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

seriously, give it a try

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Why has no-one else demanded details of the new bra?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

because we aren't trying to cover up our homosexuality

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

So you're trying to prove how not gay you are
by being disinterested in breasts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

nope
we aren't the ones who openly enjoy ballroom dancing or whatever it is so have no need
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

way you say "openly enjoy ballroom dancing"
implies there's some sort of underground cabal who practice it in secret

"The first rule of Ballroom Club is MORE SEQUINS!!!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

you mean
there isn't?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Not yet...
You do understand that a Ballroom version of Fight Club will lead to fabulous terrorism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

fabulous terrorismmassive amounts of bumming
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Surely it's possible to terrorise and sodomise at the same time?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

especially if the recipient is not a bumder

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

*dons sequined balaclava*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

where's Crow with his alert
when you need him?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

casually disinterested
because they're such a common occurrence in our heterosexual lives.

Well, they are in mine, I see a pair every day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

i see two
unfortunately, one of them is mine
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

only one?
that's weird

EDIT: Oh, did you mean one pair? I thought you meant just one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

yes, one pair
i'm not that much of a freak i'm afraid
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

yes, ^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

nearly
by not being rabidly interested in every mention of breasts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

'Ere, have you had a look at Debenham's brazzeeerz?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I have but not for a while.
This one is microfibre and has some pretty flowers on and is sooooo comfy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Most of mine are microfibre
I get em with a bit of thickness to stop visible nip-ons as well.
But Debenhams have some lovely fancy silk ones right now.
Not cheap, but well-made yet pretty and big enough too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Oh I hate nip-ons as well.
They should only be seen by your honey-bun and no-one else.

No point me getting fancy silk ones : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Oh my god honestly you should feel them
You feel like a fox as soon as you put em on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

If I want to feel like a fox then I have one red lacy bra.
No point shelling out for any others.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I have a red gingham frilly one.
Maybe a gal needs more red.
I've never really gone there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I have some silk boxers.
They give me the horn so bad I've had to stop wearing them so I can actually communicate.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Haha
yeah, it's not until I wear real silk grunderwear that I remeber JUST how different it is from satin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Racists! Right there!
Poor Japanese people. Nowt wrong with Nipon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Haha!
I'm almost certain my mother had an insect-killer called Nipon.
*investigates*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)