Chompy's thread is shit
so probably also ultimately stolen from /talk, but partly from Lampito, what 3 things would you never try?

mine are smack, tripe and men.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:55, 99 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As I mentioned
Illegal drugs
Cigarettes
Men
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Smack, crack, anal
There was another one, but I'm not bringing it up, as it's horrible and, seeing as it's no longer on the list, means I've done it.

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

felching?
iglooing?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Sexface.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

ZING

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

He's the only horrible thing I know you've done.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Fuck, you beat me to it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

No, Sexface beat you to it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I wasn't aware I was involved in the race

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I'm trying to work my way through every site member.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'll get the restraining order drafted

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I'll put my good underwear on

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

:D
I had a look at your corsets, they look gorgeous.

I just don't know if I can handle an overbust, being fairly ample...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Linky?
To the corsets I mean.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

sorry I should have put that down here so you can click:
www.kittyohara.com
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Lovely stuff!
I'll pass on the link to a couple of my friends who adore corsets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Thanks :D
I've just ordered all the stuff required to make a proper lung crushing steel boned one, I'm quite excited.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

thank you!
I'm working on a pattern for underbust ones so I'll let you know when they're up on the site. Corsets are pretty good for the ample chested, they make you very wench-like, it's just your personal preference as to whether or not you want, as my crass friend puts it, tits on toast.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I have a What Katie Did corset
that's all my corsetry for the time being! But yours are so...reasonable! And pretty! I love the tuxedo one and the one with the beads... the Harlequin one or something?
I guess. I like a bit of uplift. Hmm. Temptation.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

The ones on the site aren't steel boned
that's why they're not hundreds of pounds. They still suck you in everywhere and give you an hourglass figure but they don't rearrange your organs or squish your tummy like the steel ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Ignore double chin, I'm a fatty
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs521.ash1/30644_10150174486205508_547255507_12593727_3433710_n.jpg

First time wearing it, down 3" inches!
Not sure it was tight enough at the top, I've got a very small back. I went down a size anyway, I shold be a 28" but I have a 26".
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

that's pretty sweet
I don't think I'll be able to reduce my waist by much because it's dead muscley, which doesn't squish. Hopefully I'll get a little bit of shelf-boob though because they'll definitely squish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I'm aiming for a natural waist of 28", and a reduced of 26"
But will settle for 30".

Damn being a fatty :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Should that have been a reply to Lampito?
Or are you going to try to beat her to the B3tan Sleeparound title?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I was replying to Lampito
but adding to your response.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Thought so :)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I've only slept with one b3tan and he's not really a b3tan, he just has an account
but Applebite and I have practically seen each other naked.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Lovely
I've not sexed up any, but slept in the same room/bed as a couple. All innocent like. Oh, and TGB saw up my kilt, and Catface has grabbed my cock many many times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I don't think I'm the worst b3tasleeperarounder
My /talk post from Mike's list needs editing though :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I've slept with two, what do I win?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

A medal and a trip to the clap clinic

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Woo!
*itches*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'm at 0 out of 1 so far

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I've slept uncomfortably close to wookiee and Noel
when I say slept, I mean I lay awake listening to them snoring ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Aw, poor you.
And not even a croissant for breakfast.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I know
I was most put out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I have a feeling Boss Keloid would win this.
Bless him but he is a tart.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

What's iglooing?
Neither of those
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

you don't want to know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Gwaaarn

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iglooing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Well bugger me with a frozen shit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

>_<

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I fucking hate that site.
What will people stoop to?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I quite like looking up my own name
the results are quite funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Now you have to tell us
Rimming?
Vomit sex?
Scat?
Golden showers?
Blood play?
Animals?
Cars?
Severe genital mutilation?
Sexface?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
Yes, but not that particular thing
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Prude

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Vanilla.
As in, no, I'm just.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

"Smack, Crack, Anal"
is that the Rice Crispies tagline for the 21st Century?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Easy
Men: I like quims, not cocks
Cigarettes: I may as well set fire to my lungs.
Skiing: If I wanted to have my bones broken, I'd ride a bike.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Singing karoake/ anything else that causes pain
Massive Drugs
incest
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Wearing a suit made of spiders
Eating some spiders
Fucking a spider
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

You wouldn't even fuck a spider out of spite?
To teach the other spiders to leave you alone?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Acid
Bungee jumping
Disneyworld
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I agree with two of yours
But I'd love to do a bungee jump.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Almost the same
But I wouldn't mind DW
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Disneyworld is fucking amazing
I want to go back there so badly. It was just awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I've never been there
But if you like it, I'm sure I will.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

mindpiss!
I didn't read yours before I posted mine.

I did a charity sky dive once. It was beyond horrific. It's possibly the worst I have ever felt in my entire life.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I've done one not for charity
And it was fucking awesome. It made Alton Towers feel really tame though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Alton Towers is just enough for me
I don't know what it was about the sky diving, I should have been well excited about it, but I just had a sick sense of dread all morning and then when I actually did it I just screamed and swore my lungs raw. It was nice when the parachute had been pulled and we were just floating gently down to earth, the views were amazing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

For me it's the jumping thing.
I love climbing, have no problems being lowered off a rockface, had an amazing trip in a hot air balloon, but jumping? No fecking way.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I'd love to go in a balloon, that would be beautiful
and I'm ok with heights and stuff, it's the plummeting to earth thing, even though you know you're attached and stuff. *shudder*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Me, I can't wait for the jumping bit!
Don't get me wrong, falling can be rather scary, but exhilarating too!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I wouldn't
Stalk someone
Have sex with a stranger
Fake I'm sick not to go to work.


Oh, wait a minute...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I'll go with:
smack
bungee jumping
live food
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Bungee jumping is really good fun!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

No.
I sky-dove, that was horrible. I can only imagine bungee jumping to be like sky diving several times.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Sounds hellish.
Fair play for doing it. I have trouble at the tops of slides let alone jumping into midair.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I wouldn't deliberatly start a new thread over someone elses,
that's just rude.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

yes you would.
and you are rude.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I'm going to warn you that I'm going to do the impressions thread again maybe on friday
so you can all think of something funny to say by then.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Why bother?
You think just because it's Friday the thread will magically become interesting?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I'm hoping if you all get a warning and three days to prepare you might be able to be funny.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Well if I'm not funny
I'll just say I'm doing an impression of you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

badum tish.
See you can do it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I think the popular page shows that I can do it infintely more often than you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Yes you would

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Oysters - I have no interest in eating large fishy bogeys
Crack - becasue I would end up addicteed
Cottaging - Where is the love?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Oysters are awesome,
There's an oyster festival near me every year, it's great.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Where is it? Where is it?
I love oysters.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Woburn.
www.woburnoysterfestival.co.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I'm going to write it down on my calendar now
So I don't make other plans for that weekend.

How easy will be to find accomodation and travel there?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Depends where you are,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Manchester
There are different Woburns in the country. Which one is this one?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Bedfordshire

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Why would Woburn have Oysters?
Its miles from the sea?

Oh hang on, its full of faux middle class twats who want to be neighbours to the Duke of Bedford.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

It's been going since the 13th centuary

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Not really a good reason.
Black Death was popular in 1347,
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Heroin
Incest
Morris Dancing
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Standard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Hey, don't knock a westcountry tradition, often seen at harvest festivals
I know it seems like it's just a bunch of weirdy beadry men in stupid clothes, but there is a time and a place for incest.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Group sex
Marriage
Swimming in the sea
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Sorry but it had to be done.
Yer Ma
Yer Sister
Yer Granny
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 17:41, Reply)