You are a woman
AICMFP
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Too many letters
I can't guess what AICMFP means.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)

and I claim my five pounds.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

And I Claim My Five Pounds
Meaning I'm so confident in my statement that I'm demanding a prize.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I see
You can have your prize at BGB's party.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Oh, you're going to be there?
Cool, I look forward to meeting you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Yeah!
I'm quite excited about that party now! I have the feeling it's going to be great!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Looks to be a lot of lovely people in attendance!
And TGB...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

The feeling is entirely mutual

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I never know if you're just joking
Or you really hate each other. It'll be interesting on the 26th
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I love TGB like the sister I never wanted

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You love me and my cupholder

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

it's waaaaay too big to be called a cupholder dear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I was involved in similar discussions with TGB
and prior to meeting her, I wasn't entirely sure if we were joking either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

And since meeting her
You venomously hate her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I can't
she did that little voice at me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)

*smugs*
It always works.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

But to be nice
Here's a site for you
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Awwww
Thanks. I'll be looking at it most of today :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)

see also
www.zooborns.com

who knew a baby rhino could be that cute? Must have hurt like fuck coming out of his mum though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Ooooh
There is nothing better than a lot of puppies (can I use that word for other than dogs?)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

depends
animals have weird baby names. There are cubs and puppies and kittens, but then some of them are ings or lets, like ducklings and piglets. A baby monkey is called a monkling, I find this funny. I think a baby shark is called a sharkpup :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I did not know that a baby monkey was called a monkling
I've got a new joke that I've yet to try out.

While describing something mention a flock of cows.
hopefully someone will say "herd"
then I would say "what?"
they'd say "herd of cows"
and to finish "of course I've fucking heard of cows"

beauty. I can't remember where I got that from. might be on here. anyone want to take credit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Yes - me.
edit - not my joke. I just wanted to claim the credit.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Make the last sentence
"Of course I've fucking heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there"
for extra comedy value.
(TheColonel, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I think it was the Two Ronnies.
They also did the West Country farmers in a storm...

"Windy innit?"

"No mate, Thursdee."

"So am I; let's 'ave a zider."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Sharklet = calf
Rhinolet also = calf.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I prefer sharklet

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Actually... *engages tiresome pedantry*
Other mammals don't suffer nearly as much as humans do during childbirth. Because they are still quadrupedal, their pelvises are of a shape more conducive to squeezing out sprogs. That's not to say it's easy, but it's a damn site less painful and/or dangerous; as we evolved to walk upright, our pelvises obviously had to change in shape, but as a consequence it's much more difficult for women to give birth.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Still. A fucking rhino
Imagine that coming out of your minge.

yes I am implying you have a minge, you limp wristed funk-faggot
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Now implications of having a minge or being limp-wristed I can cope with
But funk? Slap bass is abhorrent. I shall not stand for this slander! I'm off to the earlier thread to get my trebuchet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

:D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

which is why humans give birth when the baby is less developed
so the head is smaller and will fit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

So in essence -
we should to have never taught women to walk upright?


note split infinitive for rhino-birth-related merriment.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Doggy style all the way...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I love those sloths
They're so cute!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)