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It's Sunday morning, officially. So what you doing today?
Alt: What's the weirdest place you ever had sex?
I'm off to bed.....so I'll read and respond when I get up
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 10:05, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
that back garden sadly won't sort itself out.
had sex on top of a 3 storey scaffold once, at night. that was a bit wobbly but very satisfying.
in the back of the van in the ikea carpark.
edit: actually, what's the weirdest place YOU'VE had sex, BSM?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)
[edit: that' a region, not a kebab-shop]
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
sheesh, you take the biscuit!
;-)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Off swimming in a bit, nasty healthy lunch then may lounge in the garden listening to an audiobook & soking up the sun.
Not so much weird but unusual would be a chapel in Cornwall.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Nah, T'was a chapel which had been converted into a holiday home .... A gaggle of us rented it, bagged off with the locals and made the Lord mightily angry.
My day has had a twist, just put 2 gallons of wine on to brew, should be ready by August ..... Total cost £4.50
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I need an essay in by two. It would generally require twelve hours of reading, and three or four hours of writing. I have one page of notes. Ready, set, go.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I'd wager there's a lot less maths in yours though.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
the most maths I do is adding up my collection results
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)
which may lead to the answer to the alt Q being Epping Forrest.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)
the heat is making me sleepy.
In my youthful days of harlotry I had sex a lot in hotel rooms.
Sad fact: in my house where I've lived since I was 10, I've only had sex once in it. and not even in my room.
That's depressing.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I wouldn't care if every other day wasn't sunny, I do like sunny Sundays.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)
And this evening I'm going to the casino for dinner and a poker tournament.
Alt Q: Any interesting offers?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Just home getting changed (and checking b3ta!) before the reception.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 17:59, Reply)
tis cool, can see them much better than in the garden at home :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)
My father once trod on one when it got into my cousins' house in Ireland. Accidently, he thought it was a shoe.
I buried it in the garden with a sign saying "Roost in Peace"
I wish I were joking.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:55, Reply)
(technically usable as a swimming pool, in practice good for about 1 week a year), it's great sitting out there at dusk and watching them flit over the surface of the water to drink
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:06, Reply)
We had an amazing pool and the bats would come and drink.
Baby bats are adorable.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:27, Reply)
The one in the middle looks like it should have one of those party blower things. Damn my lack of photoshop skill :(
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:43, Reply)
that and these guys.
Then there's Brushie as my desktop background.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:47, Reply)
Here
Leaving it as a link to minimise complaints
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 22:54, Reply)
look quite good with jazz instruments. I can certainly spot a trumpet and a trombone player in there.
Excellent work on the tooter though.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Made of plastic because the metal ones went way too see through when i tried to do the easy way of making the background transparent (colour to alpha)
woo!
I shall leave the rest of the band to someone else
EDIT: the one to the right of the one with the tooter really needs a saxophone...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:20, Reply)
I now declare this subthread /board for the technically inept.
No offence Tedium, you are the most talented.
I'll see if I can work out what to do.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Whatever instrument the cucumber is using in the veggie tales intro:
TADA!!
none taken, this has all been done using google images, scale layer, rotate layer, and colour to alpha (with some copy/pasting and the magic wand for the latest bit)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:36, Reply)
saxophone for the one next to the trumpet, mike for the far right
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:38, Reply)
So as to not have someone random staring out of my screen (this will be my new wallpaper, been on win7 defaults for way too long)
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Now with added Rolf
EDIT: arses, i've cut the nose of one of the bats, knew there was a good reason I should have saved it in an easily editable manner :( damn my laziness
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:38, Reply)
Layers. Theyr'e something on photo editing software fhckery or something.
Fuckin' layers, how do they work?
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:09, Reply)
those boots wit da fur.
Can't help with layers I'm afraid, I just have paint.net
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:20, Reply)
when you go down when you go down
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:24, Reply)
I shouldn't love him so much.
/is listening to dannii minogue vs. dead or alive
Why is it just students on at the moment? Surely you two sholuld be working hard?
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:27, Reply)
simply isn't possible. I think Tedium might be at the same university as me though which is quite funny to think of.
Don't you have exams?
/is listening to Sugababes 'Freak Like Me'
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:40, Reply)
I seem to be immune to THE FEAR this term for some reason. Considering it's generally the only thing that gets me working, this is not a good thing.
And yeh, think we're both at Oxford.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:43, Reply)
But not this term. If we do it this term I will do even less work than I am currently and everything will go horribly wrong.
Fairly sure I remember seeing a comment somewhere about how Oxford used to be a common bash location.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:46, Reply)
I'm a scary one.
I have exams, but I've done 80% now and they're easy. And a week and a half away.
I assume you're working harder than I have to, too. Not because I'm better. Because I have very little.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:44, Reply)
(I have a friend who goes there- which is how I think I found out which one it was, mentioned it some time ago)
I'm not creepy, swear down.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:48, Reply)
for a moment I thought you meant you had a friend who knew me, and I think part of me was going 'ohhhh fuck.'
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:51, Reply)
seeing as you're doing similar courses, but she's only a first year
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:56, Reply)
which is about as well as I know any of the first years. Apart from the one who hit on me after too many mojitos.
I think the heart-thumping was hoping she didn't know I posted on b3ta lol
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:57, Reply)
but I can't imagine her being the type
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:02, Reply)
And realised it's actually about a year since they happened... Kinda says something about my attitude to revision that I end up going on OT in the run up to exams...
EDIT: the title of this post came out far stranger sounding than I meant it to...
EDIT2: the number of gaz's I have from lampito makes chrome offer to translate the page from Italian :D
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:51, Reply)
it amuses me. One end of my gaz-box has about 20 messages from Ed.
The other has about 40 from SexFace.
OH WHICH IS WORSE
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:00, Reply)
the other has 2 from Amberl (no offence meant, the conversation with lampito ended up being huge mainly due to being in realtime)
There is nothing in between.
I really need to be more sociable on this site.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:02, Reply)
I totally forgot about that. I gazzed you in order to spread the Oxford love, since I'd had gazs from two seperate Oxford b3tans
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:04, Reply)
If I manage to stay active until October, I'm definitely arranging a pubmeet (or at least finding a more organised b3tan to do it)
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:13, Reply)
arrangements for bashes and meet-ups, Evil Plotting and creepyness (on both mine and the other's behalf)
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:05, Reply)
Mine has a lack of pandering. Perhaps the good friends vibe reaches down the phone wires
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)
-sadfives-
I think I give off "internet fat easy girl" vibes. In real life I'm quite different, and just give out "not attractive/good enough for girlfriend, will tolerate her though" ones IRL
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:14, Reply)
I generally work on the principle that if the fact I'm not a size 8 disqualifies me from someone's estimation, then that disqualifies them from mine
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:17, Reply)
CF. Pretty Chemist, Hot Jew, Hot Russian
I often think that if I were 2 sizes smaller I would be more popular with boys. But then I guess I'd have smaller bazungas. (though I guess they're in proportion with me, so would NEEd to be smaller)
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:23, Reply)
would solve my problems. But I'm just way too straightforward. I don't play games
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:28, Reply)
Plus there's personality too.
Just think it'd help for the superficiality
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)
But you need to be interesting to keep it.
And sometimes it's worth just going for something and damn the consequences, seen a number of pairs of friends hook up recently from the friend zone.
Now if only that would work for me :(
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:33, Reply)
Now try that on them and see what happens
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:36, Reply)
Living with one next year. Plus, new freshers.
Not that this will happen at all.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)
unfortunately I'm now 21. Too old for fresh 18 year olds
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:41, Reply)
One of the better bits of the Oxford dialect
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:42, Reply)
but you need to be pretty for the initial attention
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)
I just generally dislike clubbing, and am generally crap at meeting new people in pretty much any situation :(
Seem to be possibly ending up embroiled in Oxford Model United Nations though
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:06, Reply)
if you do you'll probably end up knowing my friend then. He does it big time
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:17, Reply)
I just gazzed him asking if he knew MY friends.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:18, Reply)
so probably a small group of people at that level
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:25, Reply)
And have vaguely met the rest of the committee (and thrown a frisbee at them).
Other person we may know in common (you being a history person and all) is the president of archeology soc
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:19, Reply)
I hope you're not suggesting I sleep with Ed as well
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:06, Reply)
DR.ED is CONFUSED!
He hurt a SOLDIER'S BROKEN HAND in his confusion!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)
STRUTS but the battle isn't finished yet, as dr ed tries to LIE his way to victory
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:11, Reply)
like VIPROS used CROISSANT!
CROW used PECK!
AMBERL used ROMAN ARMY!
AL got on his GAY BICYCLE etc
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)
Tedium uses SCIENCE
The enemy fell asleep
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)
please make it into an /offtopic thread tomorrow.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:22, Reply)
Tedium, I thought aobut having something to do with Sleep.
Or maybe TEDIUM used STRING THEORY!
The enemy became CONFUSED
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:24, Reply)
TEDIUM used SCHRODINGER'S CAT
The enemy is both ALIVE and FAINTED at the same time
TEDIUM WINS and IS DEFEATED
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:27, Reply)
you can only know when you release it.
As you can imagine, this either makes a very useful or very shit pokemon.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:29, Reply)
I'm finding a way to bring this up in the next quantum tutorial
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)
LHC used ACCELERATE!
The enemy suffers from BLACK HOLE
The enemy fainted!
EDIT: not a physicist, I know nothing of Physics, any inaccuracies should be taken up with the GCSE dual award in science
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:32, Reply)
I hang around with historians, politicians and philosophers, you can't be anywhere near as wrong as some of those
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)
I am just about aware of the existence of SexFace, though couldn't place any information about him.
No idea who Dr Ed is.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:12, Reply)
Edmund?
My god, I know I've missed a lot recently but I didn't FORGET ED.
The bigamist who gazzed pics of his cock to EVERYONE?
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:15, Reply)
I'm obviously too socially inept even for the internet :P
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:17, Reply)
It was very amusing while it lasted.
I miss Kaol.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:18, Reply)
What happened? Someone post a picture of a cross and forget to warn him?
Also, what happened to "home sweet home"? There doesn't seem to be any anymore
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)
As far as I know he's not been on for a while.
HSH seems to have died, thank god.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)
If there's only one thing that would fit to finish that sentence
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:07, Reply)
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