maybe it's just that the ones you attract are all the same
by which I mean shit, whereas some of the rest of us are actually pretty awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yep!
Just think what's the common factor in your last few dates?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Well, in Vipros' case
Presumably a stop-off at a patisserie
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

and
a penchant for balconies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

any lady would count themselves lucky to be entertained by me with croissants on the balcony.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Why, do you perform some sort of croissant-based dance of seduction?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

not as yet
but it is certainly in my arsenal

strikethrough away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

too obvious
the mating ritual of the Vipros of the genus 'Smug'

First this soberly clad bird hops in a rhythmic circle around the intended, before plying her with pastry based treats on a raised platform, while offering a glass of rather nice white. The appropriate mating time can be judged by the look of intense pleasure in himself on his face, only when all these factors have been brought into combination will the Vipros truely come into his own
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

you know it'd work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

haha
christ that is an image! i am picturing full monty dancing to the tune of "you can leave your croissant"... (the lesser known tom jones original draft lyrics)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

full
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

you would not be laughing if you were actually picturing me doing that
it would not be pretty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

i think you should do it
and email it to me. i would enjoy that a lot, and would promise faithfully not to forward it to anyone everyone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'm not sure that would be wise

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I think he was referring to Ms Swipe's dates
rather than mine.

and aside from yesterday, I haven't had a croissant in months
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Take it one day at a time Vippers, one day at a time.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

:-P
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I fucking love croissants.
especially the chocolate ones.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

this just proves what I was saying above
one has succumbed already and she hasn't even got near the balcony
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

you fucking wish.
I make my OWN croissants. NOM NOM NOM!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

oh I see
reverted back have you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

nope. I am where I am.
I was telling the truth is all - I make my own croissants. Mum has this awesome recipe.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I fear my joke may have been too subtle....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

no it wasn't
I just ignored it ;)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

:-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

And maybe a tad unfunny.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

and smug,
really really smug.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

but the smugness does make me giggle.
it's absurd.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

charming
not only do you call me smug, but also that it isn't justified!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

am I not allowed to indulge in a joke like everybody else does once in a while then?
:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I thought you were different from all the rest....
*sobs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Now I feel all guilty.
bastard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

mwahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

maybe you didn't get it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I only just got it
I'd swear that's so tenuous it made my balls hurt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

that's an interesting side effect

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Well, it's a chain reaction.
Some jokes are so bad they make my eyes hurt, but since the male optic nerve is connected to the genitalia, the sensation travelled all the way down there and NOW I HAVE BALLACHE.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)