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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shame, your impotent rage was almost amusing for once

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
There are still over 3 months to go until we need to wake you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I just wanted to use the word "cuntaloo"
You know I love you really. I love you for being able to annoy people to a /talk+1 level
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Impressive
Best reference I've heard so far.

Well done *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)
We need to wake him up when September ends
there's still over 3 months to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)
*points left index finger at nose*
*points to Lampito with right index finger*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I wouldn't put that next to your nose old chap...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)
-looks at you funny-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)
*fingers*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Despite the similiarities in looks, that is NOT a bowl of dry meat between my legs.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)
*using lemon scented moist towlette*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)
I enjoyed that meal.
Especially Monty. Is he on holiday at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)
he's on a sex holiday with his ex

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)
The lucky blighter
maybe he can knock her up again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Good times

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I think so

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Is he coming to yours?
I still can't believe Applebite's coming down. Give her my love when yo see her at download.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I will
I'll give it to her hard.

Up the bum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Excellent news.
Lampito Seal Of Approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Badge please

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Ooh give me a few minutes
I'm shit at shit like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
yey no babies!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Unless my super potent spunk dribbles out of her arse
and into her vadge while she's up on all fours barking like a dog. I'll have to make sure she lies on her back afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Pah
If you were really that potent, your sperm would punch through her anal wall and slam into egg with the force of a shotgun blast.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Sorry
that meal
especially. Is he on holiday at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I did enjoy Monty greatly
he laughed very loudly at my joke at the expense of Crowsephine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Crowsephine?!!?!
I don't know, I turn my back for half an hour...

I do keep trying to talk him down to the pub on Friday evenings, with some intermittent success. Maybe after he gets back I'll try again. As long as nobody calls me 'Crowsephine.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)
From this day forward I shall click every post in which you are referred to as Crowsephine.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)
*hangs head in embarassment*
To be fair, it is quite a good name. In years to come I might bestow it upon my hypothetical daughter like the helmet I am.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Not as bad as V___ who is determined to call his daughter Coco
With that name, it's a recipe for disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)
With him being the father
Does that make him Coco's Pops?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I'm going to kill you the next time I see you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Haha, worth it!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Clearly, he should be sterilised.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
BUT HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)
As will I
We must spread word of Crowsephine!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Oh please try and get him down!
Oh please, Crowcasta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Hmm...think on balance I preferred 'Crowsephine.'
I have managed to get him all the way down to South Wimbledon on a Wednesday, so it seems a shame that I've failed thus far to get him down to London Bridge on a Friday. Rest assured I shall keep trying.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)
There's an element of son-fucking in Crowcasta, and doens't scan so well.
Did I tell you what happened to A__ on the same night as the last time I saw you?
Almost beats my shower escapades.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I think you did
But I have since forgotten. I seem to remember it sounded quite impressive.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
She woke up with shaving foam in her hair, covered in graffiti
including "MY VIBRATOR'S NAME IS M____" and "SUPPORT WOLVES- THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I want to go to this magic emporium of meat
Next time I'm down in London I DEMAND some /OTers take me there.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Maybe I'll allow more meat to be put into me
if I'm invited back again
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Are you coming on to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Not specifically
but she's fucked sexface, so she'll clearly have sex with anyone.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

she'll clearly have sex with anyone she's clearly riddled with STDs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)
LIES
I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)
When did you last check?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)
:(
Sadfuckingface
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Was that your cum face?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)
The temptation to overshare is GREAT in this post

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)
one should always give into tempatation, it's what makes us human.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is al's cum face
The Horror
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Haha proper officelol and a little bit of officesick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Let us know when you're coming
a few days in advance, and we will book you a table.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I shalln't be able to come down for your drinks, sadly
(And I'm actually gutted about that), but I'll definitely let you know when I am able to venture down.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Oh noes, another excuse to go back.
This is a DISASTER.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Clendrix must be told about the next one in advance
preferably by me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Else she'll remove your face using only her voice

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)
You're going to get your arse kicked.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)
*gulps*
But I have a brilliant mental image of you shouting so fiercely that you flay the flesh from Al's face!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Yeah, you're still totally dead, dude.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Oh yes I recall.
Else there will be TROUBLES, and the risk of losing an f and possibly a b as well. Better watch your step.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Nope, it's a pot of crab pate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

NOT dry
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Actually a funnier answer would have been "I know"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)
That made me chuckle

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)
you can use this to keep track if you want.
www.b3ta.com/users
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Keep track of what?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)
your love life.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It jsut shows me who I'm logged in as.
Are you implying the only love life I have is with myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Works for him.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Fnar fnar.
I assume it was meant to be a list of all the b3tans, thus implying I'd fucked them all. Which is untroooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Nah, only half of them, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

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