But of course.
I miss my BFF :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Of course you do.
You alright? I have a Jabulani. It's for a friends birthday tho. SADFACE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:11, Reply)

You got a gay football?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Yes, but not for me.
FWIW, my extensive tests have concluded that "hey, it's just a ball".
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Is it like a penny floater
Or are the players protesting way too much?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Too much protesting, I reckon.
It's the same every world cup.

I may not be a highly tuned athlete (far from it) - but I do think that if you're paid many thousands of pounds a week to kick a ball, you should be able to kick a bloody ball.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Very true
I saw Rooney saying it was taking him ages to get used to. Surely next time you kick it, kick it less hard if it's heading into orbit.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Also: "The referees should protect the more skillful players"
Oh do cock off, you greasy, rapey, diving shit flange.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Did he say that?
Fuck's sake. But I like shit flange as an insult.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Well, Ronaldo did, after he'd dived all over the pitch.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Grrrr! HATE!
I was praying for a Drogba's cast/ Ronaldo's face interface but that never came to past.
Drogba's just as bad a cheat, but doesn't seem quite as eminently punchable as that cunt.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Yesh, but:
You have to respect Drogba for playing 11 days after breaking his arm. Ronaldo gets a hair out of place and is out for a month...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Fair play for that.
it just never looks plausible, someone that size rolling about on the ground. Ronaldo looks camp enough for it to suit him.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:33, Reply)

This is true.
God, I hate him. Proper, burning hatred.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:35, Reply)

If you're paid many thousands of pounds a week to kick a ball
And are built like a brick shithouse, you should at least be able to stay on two feet and not spend half the fucking match on your arse (yes Emile Heskey, I'm looking at you).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Rumour has it he's not on the sheet for tomorrow
In favour of Defoe.
That's only rumour since Capello's keeping up the idea of submitting the team sheet two hours before kick off.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Oh, Good.
Maybe Defoe will rape* the defence to death.

Oh, come on. He looks like he'd molest you as soon as look at you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Defoe?
Oh man he'll totally kick the opposition's arse with his pumpkin bombs and souped up glider.

Oh hang on, I'm thinking of Spider Man aren't I?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Nope
That's the Green Goblin
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Emile Heskey has the turning circle of an oil tanker.
When he walks backwards, the fucker beeps.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Is this the same Emile Heskey who generally played well and set up England's goal against the USA?

(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

no, it's the one who has been consistently slightly below average for the many years that idiot managers have been picking him
he can barely stay on his fucking feet.

He can't shoot, he can't tackle, he can't run, he can't header.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

he is getting better
we used to have bets down the pub on how many times he would randomly fall over
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

And yet people like Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen like playing alongside him.
Still, I'm sure that you know more about it than they do.
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

it's because he makes them look even better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I may disagree with you
but I have to admit that your punditry is far superior to inane, anodyne shit that both the BBC and ITV are serving up.
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

the main thing about Heskey is that he is the Candyman
and no one wants a hook-handed killer playing for their country
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

That's the stuff
and to think that ITV are paying Adrian Chiles a fortune to overplay his bumbling man of the people act.
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

my brother brays like a donkey every time anyone mentions heskey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Your brother is Tony Adams?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Wheras Heskey cries like a surrendering Frenchman every time he gets one on one with the keeper.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Duly clicked.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:29, Reply)

"I Like This"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:24, Reply)