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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was going to go, even got all dressed up to go, but then it started thundering and I realised an england match was on and I didn't want to be in town on a match-day, and my back was playing up all week so I didn't wanna be stuck having to get a cab.
And I was all like "Oh woe is me, cruel world, I'll make you pay, god damn you world, god damn you to hell.", but then the next day I was like "=/ dude, shouldda totally made the effort", but it was to late.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You'll live with that regret for the rest of your life now Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)
regret not being scarred by seeing Chompy in action?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)
I so badly wish I'd seen that
I lolled when Applebite linked the photo to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I facepalmed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I fucking love it. I'm going to find all the threads where he's told Lampito it's never going to happen
and print them out and make a collage and send it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)
oh golly, he didn't make out with Lampito did he?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)
awwww yeeeah
giggedy
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
heehee,
Oh golly that's hilariously brilliant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)
and what is left of my reputation and any respect people may have for me is GONE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
it's okay, I still respect you and chompy.
I just think it's kinda funny after all his protests that it'd never happen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
may i say the poor thing did not have a choice in the matter

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)
don't ruin it for me

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)
pffft, he was well into it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)
probs trying to make you jealouses

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Yeah, cos that worked.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I bet you're crying into your three types of cereal right now
in other news my new awesome pole grip arrived, if you come back to Manchester over the summer at all give me a shout and I'll arrange a practice sesh at Bar 38
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

e y
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Strikethroughs don't really work on lower case es :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
He could have run away.
But he didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
in fact
they kissed twice. I remember because I complained the angle was bad with the camera so they went for it again
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
don't remember that

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it happened
unless my mind has just degraded, there were definitely two seperate kisses (thus three photos, two of which are at different angles))
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I still can't believe that happened.
Lampito is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)
thank you.
Applebite, Bill and Amberl all got the same treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Yes but what is important is that you snogged po-faced Chompy.
For that you should be applauded.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I agree with this
he'll never get to be all superior and disdainful again, b3ta will be full of rainbows and birds and sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
It's happier already.
I can feel it.
I just can't wait for him to show up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
he's going to be in glastonbury for a week now isn't he?
so he'll manage to avoid most of the heat
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Curses!
We'll just have to bottle it up for a week then release the terrible torrent as soon as he gets back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
it'll still be here for when he gets back
because after a week without him we will all be resplendently shiny and happy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
and if we popular this thread there's no way he can escape it...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
GENIUS!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Someone should write
"PSYCHOCHOMP AND LAMPITO SNOGGED LOADS!" and then we can click that so that everyone knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Still can't get on the popular page without me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
why thank you. ;)

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
he's going to have SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS
oh wait, he detagged himself. Boo.but only from one...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
hello!
I think you're awesome. I want to give you a massive high five.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
haha
for face-raping Rapey?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)
yes.
although I like to think that your eyes met across the room and you floated into each other's arms in a dreamlike state.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I saw the pic too
Mainly because, very briefly, I was tagged in it by Applebite. This confused me greatly, as I'm pretty sure I'm not Chompy or Lampito.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)
she tagged me too briefly
I think it was to draw our attention to it so we could applaud.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I thought so
Rather than just sheer spack-handery. Bravo, Lampito, bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)
such a shame this shit goes down when he's not around
either that or he knows it's coming so is avoiding it
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Eh, he can read it
It's not like it'll disappear any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I reckon he's totally lurking right now

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

lurk wank
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I'm packing

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

pack wank
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
+ fudge

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
I fucking knew it!
Hello. You've made me a very happy kitty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
while we're all talking about me
baldmonkey made a song for me this weekend too.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6857858
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I'll have to unignore him to see that
what's the gist?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
here's a direct link
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_psychochomp.mp3
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
It's a tribute to George Formby,
entitled "When I'm Licking Windows".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
+while staring like a rapist

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
+ and hoping the hedge is tall enough that no-one on the street can see you wanking.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
+but really not caring if it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
What the fuck is your problem, you beardy twat?
etc
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
my problem appears to be that I get taken too seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I'm not sure this version is going to scan.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
it'll be like a NOFX song

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Shit?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
where are you going???

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
AWAY!
That's the important bit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Glastonbury.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
that sounds awesome

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Fortunately we'd left by that point

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Very fortunate for you.
it was a pleasure to meet you and your fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
You too you crazy floozy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
same sentiment :)
as a aid to help remember was djtriaprice in a blue t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
He was indeed
Becky observed how nipply he was looking, then we assaulted his nipples.
Then he tipped her over the sofa. He's always hitting women.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I do remember
you were both fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You missed Psychochomp getting a snog and everything!
I'm so glad Amberl was on it with the camera like lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

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