Ooh how was the birthday bash?
Tell me everything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It was amazing
there were burlesque dancers and whipped cream and more erect cock than you could shake a stick at. Roota was going for it for all she was worth.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

ZOMG!
I shall take the bait here, and state clearly that I was not even there.
I did spend yesterday evening swanning about beer gardens with my parasol, revelling in the fact that schadenfreude is a German word, and touching dental students' boobs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Schadenfreude is my favouritist thing/word/concept in the world evah

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

It's not generally my thing
But I like seeing morons look forlorn.
We foolishly went into the middle of Town. Seemed ok but there were so many police and burnt twats.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

A friend of mine said she saw some drunken 'ooligans kick down a fence
Then sit on the kerb, head in hands, weeping like 6 year old girls with grazed knees.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
People are dumb.
They should stick watching X Factor.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I've just sent this link around work to further mock the England fans
Daily Mash
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

*sends to dad*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

That is just perfect!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I wish I'd written that. A lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That's my opinion of a lot of the Daily Mash articles

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Whilst I ought to be outraged on behalf of our astonishingly pathetic national football team
that is obviously hilarious. And The Daily Mash is consistently brilliant. Their baiting of Rafa Benitez was so awesome it made me want him to stay in England
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Let's be honest
By the time the fourth one had gone in, the whole thing had basically become a farce which should have had the drone of vuvuzelas replaced with the most corpulent-sounding Bavarian Oom-Pah band they could find, and Germany's team captain replaced with Mr Blobby, just to really hammer home the fact that we had arsed it up in truly spectacular fashion.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Haha you fucking wizard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Dental students often have the best boobs
I knew a girl at Uni doing dentistry, her name was amy and she had boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Have you been talking to my bf?
Or are you psychic?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

OMG Did you meet the girl I used to know called Amy?
I would have hoped she was actually a dentist by now since she was a student 11 years ago.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

OMG I know a girl called Amy with massive norks
She's not a dentist, but has perfect teeth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Nah, this one's are small but perfectly formed norks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

NAh, this one's got a year to go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Oh, I missed that bit
Must have been when we went to buy the non-alcoholic beer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Drunken and amusing

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

And you own the brightest tshirt and shorts I've ever seen
They made Noel sunburnt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Worth it.
Any sign of Beekers yet, or is he still recovering from his 'special' Becks?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I know he got back ok
Not seen 'im on 'ere today though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I'm glad everyone had fun
I want pictures with b3ta names, I spent ages trying to guess from Facebook pictures with real names.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I think I can remember most of them
The Light in Chains is the facially-wounded cock neck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I think i got lucky
and hid from the camera, although if there is an extreme close up of someone's face with scrunched up eyes and a roll-up hanging out the side of its mouth


thats me
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Davros' Grandad is the one with his hand up Burt's arse all evening
Aberracion is the one with her finger in my mouth.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Oh, yeah, that's me
I can't believe you were so deeply asleep! You didn't feel a thing, did you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I can't remember :)
I rather overdid it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

And you fall asleep so early!
You missed half or the party. But at least you watched Doctor Who. What a great chapter and end of season!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Aree the pics of Flickr?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Aree you speak Goblin?:

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I'm rather shaky from an epic weekend :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm the one in the incredibly bright clothes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'm the one who apparently talked about cock all evening

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Better than having cock drawn on you all evening

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

This is very true
But just like LiC I can't remember the cock....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

And at least you were conscious for it
You could say they took advantage of LiC while he slept lay there helplessly in an alcohol-induced stupor
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Hahaha!
And we shared a taxi back to our b&bs - the driver didn't say a word. I have a vague recollection of them (LiC and PJM) ranting about politics and then the next thing I remember is Sunday morning and being very, very poorly.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I started drinking too early and ate too little
I've learned my lesson there alright.

*has not learned lesson*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)