Anyone been watching Tribal Wives on BBC2?
It's quite funny watching a load of neurotic women living with tribes around the world and seeing how they cope. I wouldn't mind doing it but I hate heat, flies and don't eat meat so I'd be buggered really.

So my question is...If you had to choose to live in extreme heat or extreme cold, which would it be?
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:04, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Extreme cold
I don't like the heat and in a cold area there is more chance of seing Penguins
( M o D, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Cold
It is a lifelong dream of mine to move to a log cabin, miles from civilisation, in Alaska or Canada somewhere
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I'd like that too.
I have a thing for lumberjacks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

it's their womens underwear isn't it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Yup! the juxtaposition between flannel and lace.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

'suspendies'
is infinitely more funny than 'suspenders'.
Don't discuss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

you should watch the following
www.imdb.com/title/tt0758758/

based on a true story about a guy who goes and lives in the wilderness in Alaska.

Really good soundtrack too. Eddie Vedder (from Pearl Jam)'s solo stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:10, Reply)

He died of starvation didn't he?
Silly man, he should have learnt some better survival skills first
( M o D, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

poisonous berries or something I believe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

No, it was starvation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless
They thought it was poisonous seeds but lab tests proved otherwise.
Still he seemed to die happy.

I'd quite like to have a go at living off the land but I need some more skills first. Being able to open a tin of beans with a swiss army knife probably isn't good enough
( M o D, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I stand corrected
bit daft, but as you say, at least he was happy.

would be an interesting thing to try. Need to go on a butchery course first I reckon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Its not the butchery, its catching the buggers first.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

bullets travel faster than most animals ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I've got six little friends
And they can all run faster than you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I also like
"You a college boy or something? I'll bet you think you're smart. Think you could outsmart a bullet?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

If you've a gun in your wilderness then OK.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

it depends on what sort of wilderness I suppose
probably difficult to get a decent meal in Alaska without some pretty good skills.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You could live for months if you killed Ray Mears.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

For a guy who lives off berries and grubs,
He's a bit of a porker.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

the only reason he can survive off that stuff
is because when he's not filming he is eating like Mr Creosote
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

There's always one of the camera crew who doesn't return.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I bet they have big fat sweaty survivalist orgies with tree bark lube and pygmy fluffers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/5906975
( M o D, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I think it was just simple lack of calories and vitamins to keep him alive.
He was a complete twit though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Civilisation also has a similar dream wherein you are miles away from it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

hopefully with no internet connection.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

the cold definitely
heat is shit. it's too hot for my liking at the moment as it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

The cold.
You can wear more layers, but it's harder to cool yourself down than warm yourself up, and I get sooo grouchy in the heat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I always say I'd rather be hot during winter, and at the moment I'm complaining I can't be cold
Basically, the only place I'd want to live is in YM
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I'd have thought your ideal climate would be the sort you get around October

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

oooh sly

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Extreme heat
I get really miserable when I'm cold. I think I'm cold blooded, I'm chilly most of the time. Wiggy tells me it's because I drink too much caffeine. I tell Wiggy to go fuck himself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

then throw a mug at him and tell him to fix you some fucking coffee.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I am so doing that tonight.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Can I choose extreme tepidity?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

No.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

How about moderately balmy?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

No.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I'll meet you halfway with a reasonably muggy then.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I think you're missing the point of this question.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I just don't think you can handle a loose cannon like me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I've probably handled bigger cannons than yours.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I see you are referring to my penis,
I'm not entirely sure why though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

No neither am I.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I prefer the cold.
It's perfect for snuggling. In hot weather, the last thing you want is someone else's body heat making you even hotter.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Sadly too true
I hope its a bit cooler when I'm together with my bird next.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

No! You're mistaken again
It feels so much more passionate when both bodies are sweating and hot, having hard sex! Mmmmm...

And you can do it on the beach too. Ooooooh... The memories...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Sex, on the beach?
Sand, in your vagina?

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Or anal cavity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

or in your eye
I'd rather have it in both those places than in my eye.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Really?
Quick application of eye drops, done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

To practice, wrap your rabbit in sandpaper, and go for it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Right,
Sex on the sea, then, that's what I meant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

On the sea?
Dead Sea?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

No, it doesn't need to be dead
Just close enough to the beach for the male to be able to breath standing on his foot on the sand. The female climbs on top, face to face, legs around his waist. Perfect standing sex.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Ahh, I get you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

The sweaty hard sex is ok but not the sleeping next to each other all night.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Oh, you have a nice shower afterwards
And sleep in a big, fresh bed. You'll be exahusted and happy, and will sleep like an angel.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Why is that sad?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

/emo blog

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

:_(

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Heat for me
My dream is to be sitting on a beach earning 20%
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

20% of what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Y'know what?
Hans never specified that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Whatever he gets per day for giving the ladies what they want.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

is what they want for him to go away?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I don't mind taking payment to leave

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

why didn't you tell us that before?
*opens wallet*

*avoids moths*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

You never start by naming your price
You have to get them interested first.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Ok.
If I give you 50p will you go away.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Done!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

You would have done it for 30p wouldn't you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You don't want to know what he'll do for 30p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Heat, heat, heat!
Near a beach or a swimming pool.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I don't think the ladies of the Kalahari desert have this choice.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

But I wouldn't live in the desert
I'm not stupid. I'd live near the beach or a swimming pool.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

This is a good point, heat would be nice if say
you were living a blessed life in the South of France, not working as you are a billionaire playboy.

Irf you were a shaggy haired goat in Ethiopia, the heat would be less good.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

True
If I was a hairy goat, I'd wax and be less hairy, and then move to somewhere with a beach.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Ouch, would you wax those bollock things on your neck?
Or leave them like two hairy little grapes?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Buf, that's a hard question
I might shave them, but then the hair will grow thicker and thicker and I'll have to do it more and more often.

I might just let it grow in that area, and buy a nice lace to put tie them up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Alps please, cold and snowy in the winter
and hot and sunny in the summer.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

You can't have best of both.
Pick one or the other.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Ok Alps in the winter, I fucking loves it I do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Heat!
But there again, I've kind of got used to it. Average year round temperature is 72 degrees F and I love every minute of it!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I Choose heat
I have a system of misting my bedclothes before I go to bed and switching a fan on. You stay cool all night that way.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

is that a way of telling us you wet the bed?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

No, its my way of saying I think I'm turning into a fern

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Ooh I couldn't sleep all misted

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

You'll break djtp's heart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

heart penis
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Do you mean what I think you mean?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Maybe...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

How dare you!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

How dare he really, at least we've set the ground rules
NakedApe for all you jism based counciling needs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

He wouldn't insult a lady with a mere mist, sir.
I am taking umbrage!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Try it, s'nice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Do you have to change your bedcovers every day?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Nope

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

So you sleep in damp clothes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

No, damp sheets. Mix in a tiny bit of febreze and they don't smell then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

These work.
www.chillow.co.uk/2010/template/index.php?content=fakes
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Wouldn't you get the same effect
by having a shower before bed, not drying yourself properly and sleeping on top of the covers?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Cold.
It helps to preserve the remains.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Come to think of it.
Your lovely wife hasn't been on here for a while.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

In honesty, she's really, really busy at work.
And not dead. Emphatically not dead.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I'm going to text her today.
I know your traits so don't attempt to pose as her in the reply.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I wouldn't much fancy either
but on balance I'd go for the heat. Provided it was near the sea, or a lake that I could jump into frequently.

I didn't much like last winter. I used to love the cold when I was fat, but nowadays I get cold very easily. I hate being cold in bed. Being hot's not much fun either, but sleeping on top of the bed with no covers and with a fan running works OK.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Cold
It's bad enough here at the moment. If I lived in the desert, I would genuinely melt.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)