Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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haha!You got one. Leave him for someone else to nab.
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girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:32,
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yeah but he's after KittyI need a djtp Nano as back-up
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:33,
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He's always stoned and finds her too high maintenance anyway I'll bet(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:36,
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you have to bear in mind that kitty is madly in love with me(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:39,
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Shit!So am I, tbh.
This is becoming a right saga.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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works out alright for me thoughwith all these hotties clamouring around.
where were you all when I was single eh?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:41,
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That's okI never bother looking into the eyes to see the feeling of deep emptiness and longing to be with someone else.
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:42,
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then you'll be fine :-)(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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he says I'm very high maintenance but he's happy being the maintenance guy.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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ooh you'll get me in all sorts of troubleand possible scupper my chances of getting a boat called The Smug Croissant to sail off into the sunset with Vipros
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:52,
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Le Croissant Smug(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:55,
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it's okwe'll elope on a yacht to somewhere exotic leaving a trail of devastation to all and sundry behind us
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:59,
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oh I like thisfuck Vipros, you're my new favourite.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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all it takes to sway you is a trail of devastation?remember also that I can sail.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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Haha, yeah', haha, so what about that Gonz fella, he's such a dreamboat, oh man, I sure hope nobody takes that hunk-a-luv off the market, haha.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:59,
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Well that's a givenyou're the offtopic dreamboat. It would be too obvious to say out loud.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:18,
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To true, but I like the attention anyway =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:25,
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AahahahaHe's the younger version of me. Ok lets break up and you can have Crow and I can start *ahem* continue pestering kitty.
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:32,
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That LondonYeah, I must admit the overlap between djtp and me is somewhat remarkable. Trialprice, you're not an ale drinker as well, are you?
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but as Lampito said a few days agoI look the same age as him. I attribute it to hiding from the sun for 30 years :D
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:45,
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Yes, Al was convinced I was nearly 30 until she corrected himThough part of this may be linked to my friend's accusation that I "tan like a Spaniard."
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I was convinced of the same(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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The difference is that Al had met me before this revelation.Twice.
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Yeah but the thing is, you're a lot taller than meand I tend to assume anyone taller than me is my age or a bit older.
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Never got over all the years at school, looking up at all the bigger boys, did you al?(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Ah, just staring at the floor just in front of you,hoping the feel of the gravel digging into your knees would distract you from the strange sensation in your rectum and the ghastly feeling of sweaty, lustful shame?
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I love Deuchars and JHB and St Edmunds and loads of others(
djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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Yeah, we are scarily similar. I just wonder how many of these traits are common to all of the /OT male demographic(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)
There was some standard set of /OT characteristicsmany of which applied to me. I don't own a griddle pan though.
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:43,
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I inherited one a little while ago, though I don't use it as often as I probably should.I've also got the ale drinking, guitar playing and flappy-hair-sporting boxes well ticked. Trying to think what the others were now...
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You should get one of those mother fuckersit'll make your girlfriend wetter than Crowsephine.
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Crowsephineis what we call Crow when making him out to be more limp wristed than he really is. Which is very.
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I've created a monster!-cackles-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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I should be indignantBut I quite like the name. If any woman is ever daft enough to agree to bear my children, I'll be arguing in favour of calling any female offspring Crowsephine...
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Oooh*ponders*
Actually, that would be awfully tiring.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:38,
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I prefer to use nautical termsThat way I can cheekily refer to a jaunt up to the poop deck.
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*snigger*I think you'll find her poop deck is out of bounds.
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girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:00,
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I'll be on the lookout for signs denoting"No unauthorised entry."
Or possibly any that read
"Staff entry only"
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