Lots of my friends are away this weekend and I find myself at a loose end with no real plans for this evening. Any good films or games out recently to keep me occupied?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:30, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Spot the Raoul

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

topiclol

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Have you played Batman: Arkham Asylum for Xbox 360?
That's a weekend right there. You won't get anything else done, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Best game of last year for me with fallout 3, loved it!! cant wait for the next one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Inception and Toy story 3

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I am SOOOO excited about Toy Story 3
I'll probably have to watch it with the little 'un though, which will prevent me from fwapping over Jesse the Cowgirl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Fuck off
I don't speak to Psychochomp's comedy accounts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I have never had a comedy account.
I'm funny enough on my own.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

This post has made me suspicious
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post780967

You're using Boobypirates as a second account because we all hate this one so much. -and I don't think you've ever been funny.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I don't know if more people hate me or hate you?
hmm.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Oh definitely me
but yours is totally unwarranted
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

this sniffer dog knows what I'm talking about

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Are you from /talk or /board or somewhere?
Would you like some boiled ham?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

sniffy sniffy sniffy sniffy sniffy

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

It's from M&S

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

fuck you Police Dog. I still haven't forgiven you for kidnapping me...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

FUCK YOU.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Hello.
Can I pet you? I love dogs, but I only ask because you look a little ferocious, and I like my hands how they are.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I changed it as someone suggested it and thought it was funny. I assumed everyone realised. Relax Winston, no conspiracy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I couldn't care less
but it is odd how you don't post at the same time as chompy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

it takes a while to log out and log back in.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

My suspicions are thoroughly aroused

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Well if you couldn't care less what's your problem? And who the fuck is Chompy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Shut up, Chompy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

right well I tried to be nice but you're just a walking advert for abortion really aren't you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Pffffft
Haha! Chompy just made me laugh!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

well in these troubled times
we should do all we can to support businesses. And if you think walking adverts are the way forward I suggest you submit this idea to the MD
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Red Dead Redemption

Or buy yourself a pug. A life times worth of entertainment.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

as in the dog?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

of course the dog. this is my serious face.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I had to spend all sorts of money
travelling for an interview 200 miles away.

They now want me for a second interview and again, have to spend a small fortune getting there in time for Monday. Furthermore, I am crashing at a mates flat who incidentally won't even be in, so I face a lonesome weekend of boredom in preparation for this interview.

However, I intend to buy a Zelda game for the Nintendo DS, and whittle away my Sunday playing that and drinking tea.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Don't they pay travel?
A lot of places will.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

This^
Claim it back and stop complaining, you spastic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

They haven't offered anything of the like
But I shall investigate. Then I shall bum your entire family.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

they'll be very grateful
the ugly fuckers
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

boredom wanking to my mate's porn
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Entirely possible

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

It would be like stealing his girlfriend for the weekend.
Only more sordid.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

The Sims 3D
It's great - you switch off the TV and PC, open the front door and are confronted with a world of possibilities.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I want this so badly but Wiggy won't let me because he says the graphics card in his PC isn't good enough
I don't know if he's lying or not.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Haha!
*click*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Hello Berty.
How's your head?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Bulbous and vacant, Doc
Bulbous and vacant...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Like a post ejaculatory penis?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

It's not new so it's cheap
I just bought Wiggy Unchartered 2 for his birthday, that should keep you entertained for a while.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Awesome game!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Played it on my friends ps3
not my thing really, bit too tomb raidery. Mini Ninjas looks interesting only a tenner too! looks like Zelda.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

There probably are, yes

( broadsword, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm watching my way
through the Dresden Files. Not new (quite old in fact) but mildly entertaining
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

'Chicken on the M4'
You should definitely play that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

morning Monty you rapscallion
how goes it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

OK thanks young man.
Looking forward to DJing tonight.

Less so to my cat moving to Farnborough, to my ex's parents', start of Aug. His quality of life is terrible cooped up in my flat all day and in Farnborough he'll have a garden and safer roads.

I fear I will be needing to sublet my flat soon, something impossible with a cat there so I had to take the decision. I love the fat cunt so it's a very sad day...

How are YOU?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Oh seriously, I'm sad about the cat thing
Pets are a millstone round your neck in terms of accommodation/going on holiday etc, but they're so ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

My life just gets shitter and shitter these days...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

glad to hear it
shame about the cat, but it sounds like it is for the greater good.

I'm alright. Slightly over-indulged last night so am feeling rather sleepy today. Looking forward to gigging tonight and tomorrow. Our quality has stepped up a notch in the last few weeks, so tending to worry less about making mistakes and such. Also, our new songs are quite a lot more interesting than some of the old stuff.

I'm looking forward to melting some faces.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Excellent!
Has your vocalist calmed down a bit, then? He was a little bit from the Brian Blessed school a while back, I thought...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

his singing has got better certainly
but he does tend to shout a bit when he gets carried away. there's not a great deal we can do about it.

hopefully the glorious sounds of his new Martin acoustic guitar will help.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

They're lovely guitars.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

they really are
I'm kind of fixating on getting a Danelectro electric 12 string at the moment. I need it in my life.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

My pal bought a Fender 12 string
last year, but flogged it, when he realised how different the sound was from the Rickenbacker he was hoping to emulate. Bought a Jazzmaster instead - sounds great, but is a horrible turquoise colour...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Rickenbacker 12s are unusual
they are strung differently for a start.

The good thing about the Danelectro (other than Jimmy Page using the 6 string version) is that it is under £350

www.imuso.co.uk/Electric-Guitars/17388-/Danelectro-DC59-12-12-String-Limited-Edition-Electric-Guitar-Black?utm_source=googleproduct

mmmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Lego Star Wars on the Wii is the best game I've played in a while
or get the special edition Secret of Monkey Island.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I think thats coming out on the iphone soon or may already be out so will get that. Never heard of Carnivale i'll have a google.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

monkey island is out on the iphone
just as good on there as on PC really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Very dark, creepy story of a travelling carnival and freak show in the 30s dustbowl American states.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

So so sad that it is
But I've been playing Lego Harry Potter. Its actually a really good game. It's ummm my nephew's game, yes that's right my nephew's and not mine definitely.
( Peej, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

DON'T WANK!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Whyever not?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You will die!
See next thread.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

No Doubt's disappointing followup single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Delightful.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Carnivale.
2 seasons. Requires bulk watching because it's so amazingly convoluted. Fully worth the confusion though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Frustrating that the story isn't concluded though :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I know!
It's almost an acceptable tie-up, then POW! Right in the last few seconds. The writers had a six season plan for it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Six? I think it must've ended with the main character and the now evil girl (it's been a while since I watched it)
being killed by the nuclear weapon test that they kept seeing in their visions.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The Wire
nothing else comes close.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

FUCK YOU MCNAULTY!
sorry, I just miss the wire
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Ahem
McNulty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oops
*gets demoted to river patrol*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

we need to clean up this city
take no prisoners
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Don't hate the player
hate the game
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

this thread needs more Stringer Bell
fuck Omar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

And some Bunk talking about himself in the 3rd person
'cos when the Bunk arrives on the case, that's when you know shits gonna get done...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

everyone loves Bunk surely
I never really got the fuss over Omar myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I get the distinct impression the fellow is *quite* the fan, already...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I do love the wire,
must say though as much as I love McNulty, and Omar my favourite of favourites has to be bubbles and bunk
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

There's a student here
that looks exactly like bubbles. I should try and take a picture next time I see him
( Peej, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)