Thread o' SHAME.
Right, I have a feeling this one will be mostly for the ladiez and phsycoChomp, but let's see what happens.

Copy'n'Paste your last, or a few, panda-gaz's, leave out the names if you don't want to be mean, leave them in if you do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:31, 148 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't have very many
this one is my favourite because it made me feel warm and fuzzy inside:
"I think you're pretty awesome and I like having you around on OT :)"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Ah, I see
I know what he means now.

I'll have a look, but I'm too busy and don't remember any right now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Sorry
Can you repeat the request in christian? I can't understand a word you said.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Wha'whu'?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

and
here's one from someone who claims not to love me but does really.
"I think your tattoo is awesome, and hot"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Hello Sexy
I could probably make it to your house if I tried hard enough. My mobile is xxxxxxx, I'll send you pictures of my nutsack.
Noel

this may have been edited ever so slightly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

original was:
Hello Noel
I could probably make it to your house if I tried hard enough. My mobile is xxxxxxx, I'll send you pictures of my nutsack.
TGB
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

As opposed to the one I sent you
Hello Vipros
I could probably make it to your house where I will murder you in your sleep by stuffing croissants down your fucking smug throat until your lungs fill up with flakes and you die a horrifically smug death.
TGB
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

it was more like
FEAR MY VAGINA, DEVOURER OF WORLDS!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Just checked,
no way.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You have 0 pandagazzes
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

None today :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

stop fishing

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

h t yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

EVERYONE ELSE IN THE THREAD IS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I haven't gotten any since everyone discovered I look like
this
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Kristine, you are fabulous in so many ways, that it doesn't matter if you look like a young Nigella Lawson.
Besides, some people think Nigella Lawson is quite attractive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I'd totally bang Nigella Lawson

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I would
til her husband came back from the dead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I have freckles!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I love your freckles
they're better than mine.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I have so many that if one decided to play connect the dot on me it'd take a whole pack of sharpies

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm hoping mine will join up into a tan

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I'd be wary of BK then,
he fucking loves drawing on people.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

this one is from Psychochomp
although I'm taking it out of context.

"love you really"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I was apologising for being mean.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

aren't you a lovely little schnookum ookums?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

back the fuck up bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

careful
you'll have to send me another gaz telling me how much you love me again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't get pandered to really, or all that many gazzes *violins*
I got this though "you are clever at cooking and suchlike, any suggestions on what can be done with scallops, courgettes, mushrooms and haloumi please? its about all I have left in the fridge"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

you're confusing pandagaz with pitygaz

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

IT'S ALL I HAVE!
some people profess to love me, and yet I still don't get gazzes from them....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I've left it in the public domain
I want everyone to know of my love for you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Never received [A NON-MOCKING ONE] nor sent one I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

lies

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

"Hello sir. Yes, I shall almost certainly come down for a few. Thanks for the offer, once again."
THE SEXUAL TENSION!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I've just sent you one
you're my little Montymint.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Same here
SADDEST of SAD TIMES
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

SUBTAL HINT

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

"What did I tell you about flirting with other b3tans!! Tut tut."
"Few more questions, are you right or left handed? How long is your reach? Will you be wearing rings? Do you have any weaknesses?"
"She's a bit skinny, I reckon I would break her."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

haha I wrote one of them
:D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

one was chompy, one was al.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Mine was the one about you wearing rings
and it was in response to you threatening to punch me in the face.
/clarification.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

it doesn't sound like that Chompy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

it sounds very much like fishing for pre-rape info

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I was thinking
it sounded more like a request for a thorough fisting, with him making sure that she had the necessary abilities
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I've not heard any requests for a thorough fisting, so don't have anything to compare it to in that respect.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

nor have I
but I have an imagination man!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

wow
what does your imagination man look like?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

short
and an excellent fister.

damn comma fail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

how does one look like an excellent fister?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

again I have no idea
the whole topic is outside of my experience thankfully.

This is about Pyschochomp's desire to find a suitable fister, remember?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

you were the one who said you had an "imagination man"
and that he looked like an excellent fister.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I lied
on the internet. Disgraceful isn't it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I just don't know what to think any more....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Think pink

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Just to make matters worse
I put a cheesecake related mouseover in the post telling you I loved you. I'm sorry.

I also put one in a reply to Psychochomp and he didn't notice so that amuses me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

you horrible beast
I'm going home now :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

enjoy
and don't respond to Pyschochomp's gazzes asking the length of your arms
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

The 2 last ones
I'd rather shag you than Booby
Is that better?

---------

Compliments AND amazing tapas
I love you, you can stay.

------

There are more, but I have no time to find them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

None I think
sad times.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

surely DF has pandered the hell out of you via gaz?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I think I might have a different
meaning for pandering. A conversation does not equal a pander
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

get off the internet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

*goes*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

You'll get some from DG, I'm sorry I set him on you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I was amused
that I seemed to come through all right on that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Don't let /talk know
but they're pretty easy to manipulate into talking about breasts.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Well I was a bit of a fail
but I had right on my side

and breasts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

cheers for not grassing me up babe
*slaps arse*
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Just gone through
Found none of them to be particularly panda-ish, they're mainly filthy.

So, no way in hell!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Hi Gonz,

Listen, last night you were amazing, I couldn't believe it, I was seeing stars. I've never felt so scared and yet safe at the same time, as when I was in your arms. It was like the abusive uncle who paid for my way through uni. That food you cooked, it was like my tastebuds were dancing, and that film you put on was excelent. I won't be crude, but I have never orgazamed so hard and so many times in one night, absolutly amazing. When you invited that other girl around, I wasn't so sure about it, if you'd be man enough to satisify both of us, but oh boy, you definatlly wore. I know you're like a loan wolf in the middle of the night, that you can never be tied down by just one girl, but I'm going to recomend you to all my friends, any girl would be lucky to spend even a moment in your arms.... and that thing you did with your tounge, bra-vo.

Yours, forever and faithfully.

[NAME REMOVED]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I find it so sweet
you have found someone who gazzed you in your native language of Gonzrong
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Is a loan wolf
like a loan shark?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

They must have ran it through Babel Fish or something, here, let me translate it into TGBness for you.
MMMMMMMMEEEEEERRRRGHHHHHHH, *THUNDERCUNT SMASH !(*)* NERRRRRRRRRREREREREREERGHGHGHGHHERHERHGHEHEHRHGH


(*) It's one of those languages which include phsyical form, such as Sign Langauge
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

you said you wouldn't tell!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Ha, no fucking chance.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

None for me.
I am choosing to believe that Clendrix has scared you all off.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

you mean my messages haven't been getting through?
and I thought you just didn't care enough to respond!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You may have run afoul of my Beard Filter.
Can't be too careful with internet chicks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

a wise precaution to take

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

so that's why I haven't heard back

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

You don't got back, you don't hear back.
*Sir Mixalots*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

are you suggesting you have a beard
or that your beard filter has stopped my replies from getting to you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I was suggesting that I have a beard
since I am a trucker named Geoff with moobs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

so my messages have been getting to you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

they have
you'll be pleased to know I print them out for longhaul drives, and got a computer that sounded like HAL to do an audio version. No cop ever detains me when they look in through the front. Too busy retching
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I am indeed pleased to know that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

nothing I like more
than making others happy. Remind me to send you some pictures some time of my truck
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I'd be delighted to see pictures of your "truck"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Just have yourself a shave pet, and I'll be well up for a bit of pandering.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

NONE.
Ultimate internet sadface
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

join the club
I reckon it's my freckles
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Me too.
Freckles are a win though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I like freckles
if it helps I'll gaz that to you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

It doesn't.
But thanks anyway.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I think so
but freckled knees?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

that's leprosy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

that has reminded me of the alternative lyrics to Yesterday

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

FREAK

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I know
a leprosy riddled freak who freckles when there is NO SUN
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Alright Blue Star, aint seen you here before.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

How do.
My little Friends Activity thing was all red so I thought I'd spy on my friends and see what they were doing.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Coolio, it's not bad here, there seems to be more conversation and less beakering.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

You live just down the road from me (I'm in Leamington) so I drive to your house every night and look through your windows
When it's cold I write you messages in the frost on the windows. I say messages, I mean massive CDCs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I LIKE THIS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Do gazzes from Edmund count as "panders"
or are they just "creepies"?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Bit of both, I guess.
With added cocks, obviously.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

they count
let's have them

how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I've never seen an Edmund Gaz, that was before my time on /qotw, but I'd have loved to have seen some of that.
G'wan, copy'n'paste for the lolz.

I'm nipping out now, be back in an hour or soo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I can't remember then last time I got a Gaz, let alone a pandergaz,
but that's hardly surprising given that I hardly ever post. I know for a fact that one particular poster gets hundreds of the things. Her post should be fun if it arrives.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Prepare for something sickening...
@ Hi
For old time's sake I thought I'd gaz you.
*panders*

@ re: Hi
Love you babe (and your PANDAring :)
I'm leaving work for the day xXxXx

@ re: Hi
Love you too. Speak later xxx
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

oh you slag
you told me you wouldn't tell anyone!

First Vipros, now you, runs off wailing
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Who is the bitch?
I'll kill her
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

sorry...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)

And I didn't realise I was being pandered to at the time...
"I'm looking forward to Friday...may well wear a skirt and high heels...."

Slow?

I'm fucking stationary.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

You were cougartronned too PJM!
Damned ruthless female b3tans, we never see it coming.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Yep, dazzled by the headlights me

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

you're talking about breasts right?

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Mmmmmm....
...breasts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)

OI!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

That was NOT pandering!
That was grooming
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

i dont get any of those
im too fucking badass
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

and only 15

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

cockblocked :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Explains so much
You had no idea what I was talking about when I mentioned a Tijauna Crime Scene
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

*googles*
youre doing it wrong
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

to be honest
I don't know what one is myself, I just know it's probably not pleasant.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

She's not actually 15 though, is she?
I mean, she looks at least 30
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)

I prefer to pander to you in public so everyone knows of my love for you
love lust
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

wuv woo xXxXxXx
&hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Nobody sends me gazzes anymore
*sniff*

EDIT - Except Bert Monkeysex
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Or does this count?
'I'm sat here reading b3ta,
my wife's sat here reading the 'Practical Poultry' forum, and we both wondered if you're the same person on each?
Regards,'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Actually, now I've looked through my archived gazzes and found this from about 3 years ago
' ChickenLady?
DO you have a Sister? God, I just re-read your post...you're fucking PERFECT.'

I think I might print that one out and paste it up on the wall.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Especially as I'm talking to myself now
*sigh*
No one gazzes me. EDIT Apart from Bert Monkeysex
*sigh*
No one talks to me.
*waves*
Yep, just as I thought. Invisible.
*sticks out tongue*
You've all got me on ignore, haven't you?
*sigh*
I know I went too far at BGB's bash.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I wasn't there so I don't know what happened
do tell!
*patiently awaits*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Hooray!
Someone who hasn't got me on ignore! YAY!

I got very drunk at BGB's party and made loud remarks about PJM. Now everyone knows that I'm as smug as Vipros.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)

oh yeah, six pack and a big dick, right?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I was very, very drunk
*shames*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I think you're my hero.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I sent you one the other day
you lying bitch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Oh god, that's true!
I take it all back Bertie!
How are you these days?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Good thanks, chick
How's things in the land of blood sugar monitoring and lady-fwapping over fantasies of me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

heres mine
"just wanted to let you know that everything I say on OT is a bit of a joke and I don't really mean any of it. I am such a lovely happy go lucky person in real life and actually I think you're a swell guy."

Lots of Love Bert Monkeysex
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Haha!
You shit, you said you'd never tell!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)