In that order?
You're leaving it quite late in your list to involve some actual breasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

yeah i love bums more than boobs.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

SICKO!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

sure, i don't hate big boobs but they flop about, i am partial to the smaller perter boob
right folks off to my friends funeral now so enjoy your days. i'll read the threads tonight when pissed and maudlin.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Well hello...how you doin'?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

HARLOT

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

sorry.
You said you like big boobs though so surely I only disappoint you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Oh this is just wrong
I find pandering pretty sickening as it is, but courting it shows a serious lack of any self esteem whatsoever
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

how is that courting pandering?
it's a fact, so he's not going to say "aww Kitty your boobs are as voluptuous as helium balloons" and my self esteem isn't found in my bra.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

you were blatantly fishing for compliments
which is just silly Kitty, we all know that you're absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, and downright hot in just about every way, your pole dancing skills are second to none, and TOUCH MY FUCKING PENIS, YOU TART
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

You're getting me confused Bert
I am the wiley creature known as a prick tease. You're thinking of 'full blown slag'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

This is only cos you said the same to me yesterday, it was as ill-deserved then as it is now
*cough*fishing*cough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

oh dear, I thought it was just Bert being his usual lame douchebag self
I didn't mean that to be fishy, it's not like I'm saying "I'm so ugly, waaah". Mostly because that's not true, ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, you're clearly hot
hence my surprise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

yay!
Surely the Pandatron has heard all this?

Been pandered to and pissed off Bert, what am I going to do with the rest of my day?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You could start by making amends for your epic geek fail below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I don't think I've ever said that
it's happened that I've never had experience of small boobs, so I just don't know!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

they're magically delicious
like lucky charms.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

they sound good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

ha
pandering achieved. Take that Bertimus Douchimus.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

And yet no Kylie?
Her time has surely passed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I don't think men like women who always look surprised to see you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

hahaha fucking tru dat
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

KYLIE'S BEAUTIFUL
leave her alone
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

^POTD
Points for BGB. So many points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Pyschochomp clearly doesn't mind.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I enjoy you being here.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Kylie doesn't have an arse
at least, certainly not a real one. She has the figure and stature of a small boy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

she irritates me

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

she always speaks so highly of you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE SUSPECTED BUMDER OPERATING UNDER THE PSEUDONYM OF "BOOBYPIRATES" IS INDEED A BUMDER. HE HAS ADMITTED TO PREFERRING BUMS TO BOOBS AND THE STANDARDS OF GROSS GENERALISATION UNIVERSAL TO THIS COUNCIL DEEM THAT HE MEANS MEN'S BUMS RATHER THAN WOMEN'S. HE IS THEREFORE DECREED TO BE A BUMDER AND CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN LEST HE TRY TO BUMDERISE ANY PATRONS OF THIS BOARD. PATRONS AND CASUAL VISITORS ARE ADVISED TO KEEP A REAR-VIEW MIRROR ATTACHED TO THEIR SHOULDERS UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE WROUGHT-IRON PANTALOONS CAN BE DISTRIBUTED. BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. ++
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Hahaha.
I feel safe when your around.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

++THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY++THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY++
TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Not getting bored of these, are you Chompy?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I'd click I like this on your post
but it's almost as dull as Supreme Crow's repeated use of the same joke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

It's dull on purpose
it highlights the dullness of crows posts, why do you think I repeated it 3 times? God you lot are so intellectually inferiour to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm glad we aren't intellectually inferior to you instead
you fucking spastic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I really didn't wish I had to explain every fucking one of my jokes...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I refuse to believe that was a joke

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

yeah he's totally lying
dude got pwnd.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

So you think I'd write something that arrogant without putting a joke in it?
I'm not Vipros.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

You, be arrogant ONLINE?
Never.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

This is all so hostile
I'm going back to the protective bosom of talk.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I may be smug, but I'm not arrogant
unless you've been listening to Cave Duck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I think Vipros was pointing out your spelling fail, dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

It was deliberate dear.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Please
I've no doubts as regards your intellect and as such that is an appalling excuse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Bollocks
I got the intention of your post, but the execution was pretty poor.

I'll give you that click now, if only to highlight the fact that the person going around calling everyone a bumder looks like a fucking vagrant tranny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Once again, it's "I don't like this"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Haha!
pwnd
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Since you pointed that out, I've been unable to see it otherwise
Even when I kissed him it was "I don't like this"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I've noticed a few people say 'crow's name over the last couple of days, but I never gathered who they were talking about.
They ain't said anything that has interested me, bgn really, to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Who's more foolish,
the fool or the fool who follows him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

maybe the fool who follows is just curious to watch the car crash unfold

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That's not the next line
lose 10 geek points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Oh I thought it was just a proverb.
What's it from?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Dude
*looks appalled*

STAR WARS

I officially don't fancy you now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

you know what?
I hate Star Wars.

There, I said it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Me too!
We have so much in common
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)