I really want to see Inception
But cinema is EXPENSIVE.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:38, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Student discount?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Or Orange Wednesdays?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm not on Orange. Don't know anyone who is.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'm on orange and I never use my wednesday ticket anymore
so gaz me your number and if you ever want to go just let me know and I'll forward you the orange code.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Aww thank you bbz!
I'll see if the FHSP will come with me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

surely a pay as you go sim and 10p text isn't that expensive

( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Quiet drunkey!
:D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I guess :/
I'll see if there's any offers on Student Beans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Cineworld do this thing where you pay a monthly DD of £13.50
and you can go as many times as you like. No more queueing like a sucker for me :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

its 13.50 now?
bloody hell. last time i worked/set foot in one of those it was still under 10 quid
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

don't wee on my chips
I'm trying to lord it over himjim here!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Unlimited Card
£15 a month. Sorted.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

ha mine's £13.50
I bask in the glory of my £1.50
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

My local cinema lets you take beer in to watch the films
This alone is worth the £7 tickets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

But all films seem to be pushing 3 hours long nowadays
I like my bladder too much to mix cinema with beer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Bah, my bladder took Inception and a pint of Magners just fine

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Well aren't you Captain Iron-Bladder
I bet you pissed like a carthorse afterwards though
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

That I did
With enough force to dislodge the blue loo tablets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Urinal cake eroding...eroding...eroding...GONE!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

my cinema doesn't, I had to smuggle my coffee in last time
and then I was frightened in case they used heat sensitive stuff and caught me.

Wiggy always gets a big popcorn and coke and it's about £7 which totally defeats the object of saving all the money on the unlimited card.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Wiggy is a real man!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Bless you!
I try to avoid buying popcorn, I end up eating most of it before the film starts, and then having popcorn bits/dust all over your clothes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I just spill it everywhere
so when I get ready for bed popcorn fall out of all my clothes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Either you jump during scary scenes
Or Wiggy cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Well MY local cinema has a bar AND couches

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

The Picturehouse one?
I saw many good films there.
The one here is part of that chain, but much much smaller.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah that's the one
It's ace, but I rarely go to the pics
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

There's not been much good on
Go see Inception though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm going with my pretend brother next week

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

pretend brother Jerome, my local bit on the side
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I told you I dumped Jerome

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

What about if you want to shoot up?
Are they cool with that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Of course
They provide the gently-warmed, lemon-scented needles too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Best to add a bit of a citric acid when cooking up, that way you _know_ when you've put the stuff in you.
I started doing that as some sort of adversion theorpy, but I started to like it. It's one of those pains that are good ones, make you know you can still feel, a bit like having a scalding bath.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I know exactly what you mean
I used Windolene instead, I have this lovely mental image that my blood-pipe system is squeaky clean. It makes me feel superior to other people, with their filthy veins all imperfect and marred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

If you want some real-hardcore shit, try watching a I Love Raymond marathon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Not sure I can take that just yet
Let me sink a little lower first.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Start of with King of Queens and work your way down.
KoQ is quite good in a "Leave turned on in the background and piss about on the laptop" way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Everybody loves Raymond is the worst thing ever created by mankind
I loathe it in new and exciting ways, never experienced before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

It's not amazing so don't go in with a hard on for it!
It is good but the last third lets it down massively. Ellen Page and the kid from Thrid Rock from the Sun are awesome. And your man from the Last Samurai is epic!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I couldn't disagree with you more

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

That's nice cause otherwise what would be the point of opinions
without spoilers (if poss) what did you think of it?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I agree, that's why I didn't type
"YOU SPAZZ UR JUST 2 RETRDED TO GET IT BEST FILM EVAH!!!"

I enjoyed it very much, although I find Ellen Page disturbingly attractive (she looks like a little girl but is in her early 20's).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

She is super fit.
It was wrong to fancy her in Juno and I still haven't seen the Roller Derby one so I reckon she is now fair game. Phwoooarr!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

She was 18 in X-Men 3
I haven't felt this wrong fancying a grown woman since Cristina Ricci in "Sleepy Hollow"...she looked like a little girl with tits (but I think she was 22 at the time).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

what's the deal with Emma Watson
ok to admit fancying her or still 'gross you paedo!' territory
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Depends who says it
You paedo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I think she's fair game now
as long as you don't look at her past films and think "phwoar"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

tom cruise?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Fuck RIGHT off

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

calm down calm down
eh eh eh
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

He's certainly an epic CUNT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I hate to disagree with you
Actually, I don't. In this instance I revel in it.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)