morning!
What's the sitch? Did you have to sleep in the middle of a roundabout last night?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the plastic cows
are hollow, so the tramps can sleep in them
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Plastic cows?
Don't be daft, old chap, it's nothing but finest concrete for the inhabitants of Milton Keynes!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I'm staying with my parents,
who stayed out later than me last night which was depressing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I heard a disturbing story about my parents the other day
An ex of my brother's claims to have seen them through the window of one of Winchester College's boarding houses one New Year's Eve in the 80s - mother dressed as medieval lady, father dressed as C18th nobleman, grooving away on the dancefloor, father with bottle of wine in each hand.

Most unseemly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

haha!
Monty's parents enjoy themselves shocker.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

My father
once mooned me from the top of the stairs, singing a rendition of 'Moon River' following a meeting of the Wine Society.

I wept with laughter. Mother not amused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

That is truly brilliant
(Although the thought of my own father doing that to me is disturbing me slightly)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

That's fantastic
yet doesn't surprise me in the least, seeing as they're related to you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

My mother
has not the faintest idea how to have a good time.

Christmas Day each year involves my brother and me embroiled in some kind of shame-inducing drunken escapade, to the soundtrack of her clicking knitting needles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I suppose different people find different ways to enjoy themselves
Perhaps on christmas day she decides to let her hair down and go off the rails by weaving in a stripe of colour that clashes with the rest of it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Even that would be much too 'kerrazy' for her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/drug-anecdotes-to-be-criminalised-201007212928/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

if there's only 35 days left on the contract
then you won't be financially out of pocket will you?

My dad can drink me under the table, it's well annoying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Make sure they don't fuck you up the bumhole for deposit money, although I'm sure you've thought of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)