Don't forget the excessive drinking, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ahh fair enough then.
die young and happy. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Or young and fucking miserable
as the case may be is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:14, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mo
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I've nearly finished the campaign now
It's so good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

So are you on Char yet?
I had to restart a few of the final missions, especially the last one, as I was getting annihilated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Which one's char?
I just got the final artifact thing and I've got to go after kerrigan.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

It's the last planet
Almighty warfare! You get to choose one of two approaches. I found the 'taking out their air defenses' nice and easy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Ah, well I'll see. I liked the final protos mission.
That was fun.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Was that the one on the floating ship/island?
That one rocked!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Nah it was the one set in the future where you just had to kill over 1500 zerg before you died.
The floating one was good too, 20 dreadnoughts was enough to kill everything and then some.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Ah yes, I even got the achievement for killing an extra 250
I liked sending the protoss ninja dudes in under cloak.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

it's guys like you that give geeks a bad name

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You're a gamer too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

are you kidding?
I'm loving the dialogue between these two. It makes me smile.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

It makes me belm, and belm HARD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Your face makes me belm hard

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Computer games are arguably the pinacle of human artistic achievment.
/just going to leave this here and go for a fag.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I makes me think I want that game
But I have no time or habilities, so I'll have to give it a miss.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Oh, get a room already.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Some people
are never happy!

What else do you need, if you have massive drugs, rich food, alcohol and bad women, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Proper access to my daughter
and a job that doesn't suck the life out of me, would be nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Do you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Hahahaha!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Ok, right
it be nicer; but that goes with the bit of visiting bad women, you see? It's all your fault (only joking there, don't get upset)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

And your visiting bad women

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:14, Reply)

And he doesn't correctly follow the green cross code.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I'm afraid
I'm not aware of that code. Unless you mean crossing the road on green traffic lights. Then he's just CRAZY!!! Betting for an early death, clearly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

THINK! Find the safest place to cross, then stop.
STOP! Stand on the pavement near the kerb.
USE YOUR EYES AND EARS! Look all around for traffic, and listen.
WAIT UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO CROSS! If traffic is coming, let it pass.
LOOK AND LISTEN! When it's safe, walk straight across the road.
ARRIVE ALIVE! Keep looking and listening
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

That's so funny!!
Imagine we all did that! It'd be great to have a balcony with views onto a busy junction. Who needs TV anymore?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I agree, we've never had anything like this here.
it's just Stop Look Listen and Think here...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

That's a lot more than what we have
Green: go, Red: don't go
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

If you didn't google that, and its right, then 10 POINTS DEDUCTED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Direct from wikipedia

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Good man, I'd hate to think you were a bod in school

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:32, Reply)

does anyone remember Tufty the Road Safety Squirrel?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Funny you should say that
I drove by him this morning, looked like he was having a nap at the side of the road. He's lost a lot of weight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Mainly from the side of his head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I must say
It's not a good look.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

visi penetra
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Well, yes
That's what I meant, clearly; did it need the strikeout?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

You make it sound
like I use prostitutes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Then I would have said
Women of bad life. Bad women are women that are bad for you, giving you a headache more than giving you pleasure.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I prefer the shorter term 'women'.
No offence, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm so offended by that
When have I given you a headache, eh? True that you've never visited me either, but you can't prove right now that I'd give you a headache.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I'm getting one now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Sorry dear,
Can I get you a cup of tea?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Make it a large cognac, if it's not too much trouble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Would you like some food to accompany it?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Devilled kidneys please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Just a second
I'll have them ready while you cool yourself down watching TV. Some snacks while you wait?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Thank you very much!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You're welcome
I couldn't let you there, having a headache.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

^ top breakfast here ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

With cognac?
That's a strong start of the day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

"breakfast of champions"
and heavy drinkers.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Clearly
I have a friend who, after a heavy night out of drinking a lot, woke up in the morning and asked for the leftover sangría for breakfast. He drunk half a bucket, and ate all the fruit on it. I felt like puking all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

My brother
used to keep a can of Special Brew by his bed for when he woke up in the morning. Not even in the fucking fridge. Disgusting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Ajjjjjjj
You're making me sick!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

we're not that bad surely...
you've just met one of the real cunts methinks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Oh I've met a great deal more than just one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

well maybe it's just you attract crazy people with your loathing of bowie?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I fear
it's more that I am attracted to the mental ones, than the other way round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

dude, I'm trying to give you an out here so you don't blame yourself.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

you don't know much about the English do you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I guess not.
I'm trying to learn though. Educate me?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

We're cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

hahaha!
I find that hard to believe. I like pretty much everyone I talk to here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Maybe you're one too....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

quite possible.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Misery loves company
take psychochomp down with you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Nowt wrong with that
You don't want to be poo'ing in the mouth of someone you have to respect the next day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)