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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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there is quite a thing in mythology
for women with super powers/magic, etc. who are said to lose their power once they lose their virginity.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ah, so THAT'S why Ann Widdecombe's a virgin!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
And nothing at all to do with the fact that she's utterly hideous with no redeeming personality traits whatsoever
apart from being of an age where she could quite conceivably kark it all of a sudden.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Oh, that'll explain the lack of suicide bombings recently.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
lol, I just googled her, because I was gonna reply that I would sympathy shag her, and loled when I saw her
sex face
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)
she was the absolute worst presenter on Have I Got News For You
I've never heard anyone fuck up scripted jokes quite like that.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I'd say Chris Tarrant was worse
Plus Paul Merton and Danny Baker pretending to flirt with her and compete for Widdi's affections was funny.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)
It happened to Jane Seymour in Live and Let Die
so it must be true. Mind you, this is Bond we're talking about.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
they thought it'd happen to the sorceress in the Scorpion King too
but it didn't, even after she'd been totally shagged by the Rock.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
for some reason, i really enjoyed reading the phrase
"totally shagged by the Rock."
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I would love that to happen to me

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)
you'd just want to see if he did that grin or the People's Eyebrow as his cum face

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Hello Kitty...

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
*watches Kitty slide off her seat*

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I actually got a bit of a belly tickle from that
god he's hot.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I'll bet you did
you painted jezebel
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)
I can make my eyebrows dance too, true fax.
I do a laugh-riot when I pretend to take a strand of hair off someone and use it to pull my eyebrows up and down. Can do the left top of my lip too.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)
He'd be like "was it good for you"
and then he'd do the eyebrow thing so you wouldn't dare say no. Not that you would anyway because, hey, he's The Rock.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)
can you smell what the rock is fooking

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Artemis was best of all the gods
And she was a virgin.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
She was resposible for bringing diseases to women,
don't sound too great to me.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
All the gods were dicks.
It was pretty much a requirement. They're gods. What do you expect.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I don't really know what to expect from gods I'm afraid

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Artemis is/was a favourite of mine
except I am not a massive fan of dogs, nor of being a virgin.

I'd like to be a Muse. Or a nymph. Or a siren.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

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