ha
I don't have no pesky kids. And as such I'll probably be in bed by 10 alone after drinking wine by myself *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:37, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'in bed by 10 alone'?
Excellent grammar there, 'Grammar Badger'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Awwww.
I have the house to myself this weekend, unfortunately I have to go outside to smoke so wandering around in my pants the whole time is actually more effort than just getting dressed :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

get a dog, then you won't be alone
you'll just be angry all the time
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

cats are better

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

WRONG

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

RIGHT

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Amberl is correct.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

she is not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I damn well am
I do not like dogs in the least. Cats on the other hand don't bother you and are very fluffy to look at
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

dogs have far more personality and are generally more pleasant to be around
aside from small yappy type dogs.

I maintain my opinion that dogs are far cleverer than cats as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I've never met a dog I liked
they're messy and smelly and do not leave you alone.

And dogs are not clever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

like my roommate then
all "GET OFF ME GOD DAMNIT RAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

pretty much
I get annoyed with people who let their dogs jump up on others, and who even worse expect me to like it. Too many times grinning and bearing it as relatives praise their pets for annoying me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

wow I'm grumpy today

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Maybe I'm the ghost of Monty past

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*rattles chains*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*leads to schoolroom*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

then you've only met people with shit dogs
my parents dogs aren't messy, smelly or annoying, and if someone's dog continuously jumps up at you then they are badly trained. A small amount of excitement is appropriate on arrival, which is one of the good bits about a nice dog. They are pleased to see you, whereas a cat couldn't give a fuck as long as someone feeds it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

when I got home
the cat came immediately to greet me and twine around my legs.

It can't be that every dog I've ever met has been shit. Maybe I just find them a bit boring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

If the cat was the size of an elephant, it wouldn't think twice about killing you.
If a dog was the size of an elephant, humanity would be saved from salvation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

if dogs were the size of elephants
they'd never have been domesticated and would thus still probably rip our heads off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Only reason dogs aren't size of elephants is because there is only so much love in the world.
And the bigger the animal, the bigger the love the animal needs. So, that's why only grumpy animals are big, because they don't take up to much love, like elephants and rhynos. But on the other end of the scale, you get ants, which are small, and contain a little bit of love, but because there is many of them, it's shared out agmonst them.

That's why dogs are the size they are, because if there are any bigger then..... I don't know where I'm going with this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

fucking elephants are full of love pp, your logic is flawed

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I love the way you have gone with this
and totally agree with you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

no wai
they'd be massive four legged friends full of fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

They would eat us

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

if they wanted to kill a human they can and would

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

maybe a big dog
I reckon I could fight a small/edium dog and win
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

my puppy is the size of a medium sized dog
she could rip your fucking face off
could being the magic word here
she's lovely, really
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I think it'd depend on how high she can jump
and how much I wanted to live
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
Oh man, dogs are great, I'd rather have a dog than a kid or a cat any day of the week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

that's just because you don't have one

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

One day I will !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I agree with Vipros.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I agree with Applebite and Vipros
Dogs are far better than cats.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I don't give a shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

That doesn't change my opinion

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Dogs run over and bite you in the street when you're minding your business

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

RODENTS

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I love my dog.
Once that bitch dies I'm totally getting a hairless pussy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Pfffft

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

K Swizz has one of the most awesome dogs I've seen

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

you should see her in person
she's fucken crazy
♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Come to Bristol, drink wine with me
And CHCB
( Captain V, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

What's that sig about, Cap'n?
Why would you need a fox when you've already got a cougar?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

And WHAT a cougar.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

It 's a reference to the girls that were mauled by a fox
Rosie wasn't sleeping very well at the time...
( Captain V, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

You, you , HEARTLESS BASTARD!
How could you subject a poor innocent fox to an alien mauling such as the one your child is capable of.

I hope you liked my photo by the way, when I didn't get a response I was worried I had caused offence.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

It was most excellent
My initial, bleary eyed, response was "why the fuck has Al just emailed me my own photo". Only later did I notice that you'd photoshopped my poor, innocent daughter!

I'm still dissappointed that CHCB won't let me buy Rosie clothes from t-shirt hell.
( Captain V, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

What!?
I would have thought they would have been right up her alley, so to speak. Mind you, she said yesterday that she missed the bitterness and cynicism. I'm going to miss the old CHCB.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure why myself
Something about it being unfair on the baby but surely it's better than "I'm cute!" or "Sunshine, lolly-pops and rainbows" printed in vommit-pink on a lime green babygrow.
( Captain V, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Mine has a Jimi Hendrix babygro with 'Electric Baby' on it.
She's lucky she's not a boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Well just buy the shirts anyway
And claim they were a gift from someone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)