I hate it here
I'm being really lame and wishing my life away, when normally I'm a trooper.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Normally you're farting like a trooper, you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I prefer the term 'parping like an accordion'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

But accordions don't parp.
Parping like a cracked tuba?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

They DO parp
"parp, parp, paaaarp, parp parp parp, parp, paaaaarp"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

especially when they eat beans and pop

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Exactly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

what's wrong scouse?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Just being emo
Hate my job, no motivation, trying to maintain a veneer of enthusiasm so that I get a good reference when I try to escape next year, I wish I was still schlepping about with the bf.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Well I hate my job and I don't have a BF
so I am the most pathetic loser. In your face and shuttit

Well until Wooks gets here...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I keep reminding myself of the positives
Like: I don't have leukaemia and I have a boyfriend.
I just seem to have got off my bus at the Doldrums stop this morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I have a job I hate, no one to love me and I live with my mum
Game. Set. Match
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I have no job, no-one to love, I'm broke
and just ran out of gin.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I have 70cl of Gin and 15 cans of cider
and still wouldn't mind throwing myself onto the pointy end of a fence.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

even though all the above is true
I'm still pretty cheerful considering. I'd like all those things, but I'm not bothered about them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

You're a better person than me.
Though anyone could have told you that :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

lies :)
I'm not a good person in the least. As I said yesterday I am reminding myself more and more of Withnail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I've never seen that
Kept meaning to, and to drink along. Deathdeathdeath.

And as I always say, no one is a good person.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I'm still trying to persuade people
to play the drinking game to that. I reckon I could keep up if I skipped the cider etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Joseph Gordon Levitt + Withnail and I?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

we would be so drunk
though I will refuse to drink either lighter fluid or vinegar (in place of lighter fluid)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

OH LAMPITO !
I thought you stopped this silly nonsence with getting wrecked on a regular basis and sleeping with guys who you don't even like and taking .

You're KILLING YOURSELF, Lampito, with your life of debortchory.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I get wrecked once every 2 weeks, and my ex was only a momentary lapse
I'm getting BETTER, Gonz. Hope your guts feel better soon, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Thank you ! I hope they will be fixed soon too, or at least, for a little while.
I have some treatment next week which should jolt thinks back into order.

As for the life of drink and boys, I'm only saying that 'cus, well, I'm trolling. It makes no differance to me if you drink so much you thoroughly disgrace yourself and end up in a police cell on your back with two legs akimbo in the air doing a Kinga-from-big-brother with a £4.99 bottle of ASDA vodka.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Oh TGB, TGB look!
this is my new favourite Gonzism - debortchory.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I love you, TGB.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Gutted, TGB, GUTTED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I don't think you mean that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Beneath my gruff, manly exterior
beats the heart of a tremulous romantic poet, in thrall to courtly love and to the beauty and wonder of nature: the tiny beads of dew in a morning flower, a babbling brook, the sweet song of the nightingale...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day Mother Shipton's Cave?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Monty you massive cunt!
/fulfilling script obligations
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

It could be worse.
You could live with MY mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

*sigh*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

LOVE YOU

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Why next year?
Just apply for some jobs now.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I should stay here and appear to be stable and successful until it's time to relocate to another city.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Well start applying for jobs in the new city then.
The year's nearly over, I saw christmas decorations for sale on Saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

yeah but generally, think of the time span of applying, being interviewed, and (if you get the job) having to start
it would be too soon.
I can't move until next year and I don't know where yet.
So I should shut up and get awn with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

christmas decorations already? are you kidding?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

sorry love
post holiday blues suck!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I NEVER get them normally!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

it must have been a fucking epic holiday then!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It was poyfect.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)