haha so bored celebrities can go on the site and see who wants to bang them?
My list is: Robert Downey-Junior, Ed Norton, Jared Leto, Hugh Laurie and Denzel Washington. I might trade Leto for Statham though.

I've only ever met Steven Seagal and he would never have been on the list. If I was going to be sensible I would have to put people like Jason Manford and Man U players on the list and that would just be downgrading from Wiggy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeh', it would be great for up-coming WAGs and footballers who'd get in on that, and then when they're actually famous and end up shagging someone (or accoused without), they'd get into trouble or something.
I reckon you're right about the footballers, you need someone with something upstairs always downstairs... kindda like going from a semi to a bungalow.

WIthout any serious thought, my list is.
- Nancy from Hollyoaks.
- Alyson Hannigan (ginger one from How I Meet Your Mother)
- My mate's mum (just to piss him off)
- [that british-chinese girl who does the cooking shows, forgot her name, I think her initials are 'CH' though]
- ....ermm.... not sure.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Wiggy gets a boner from Nancy too
And Alyson Hannigan, espesh when she was Willow.
He also wants to do Mary Louise Parker, Avril Lavigne and Michelle Trachtenburg.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Michelle Trachtenburg :S ?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Dawn from Buffy
She's lovely
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Isn't she jailbait in Buffy?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

yup
She's less so in Eurotrip, but she still has that child look like Ellen Page.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Doesn't she flash in Eurotrip?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

that doesn't do it for me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Deffo those last two, I wasn't sure who M.T was, but after a google, she's deffo gets on the list (the lucky girl).
But Avril Lavign when she's alternative/emo/indi/skater, not when she's preppy. I love that "Damn cold night" song she does, in fact, that whole album is good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Alyson Hannigan looks much nicer now
I've never given a full list any thought
off the top of my head
Bridget Regan
Tarbrett Bethell
Zooey Deschanel
Kelly Brook (as long as she doesn't talk)
*draws a blank*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Haven't heard of the first two

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

they're both in a tv show called Legend of the Seeker
orangeurchin.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/legend-of-the-seeker-season-2-wallpaper-11.jpg?w=500&h=375

not the ones who are men
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

The blond yes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

it's not the best photo of Bridget Regan to be honest
I am actually in love with her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

"*draws a blank*" - Poor Vipros...Poorer women of the list =(
You tried a blue pill?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

:-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

For me
Devon Aoki
Summer Glau
Eliza Dushku
Gabrielle Union
Cameron Diaz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I second Eliza Dushku and Summer Glau
and add:
Mila Kunis
Mariqueen Maandig (Trent Reznor's wife)
And this girl
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

this girl is hawwt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

and wearing a Tool top
this adds points
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

And she has such fine points

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Oh I know
AND she likes Tool and Metalocalypse!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Metalocalypse is awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Without any serious thought, my list is:
Gudrun Ure
Floella Benjamin
The one-armed bird off of C-beebies
Su Pollard
Simon Weston
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

is Gudrun Ure Supergran?
*don't want to Google*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Yes.
*tumesces*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

can I have a seperate male/ female list?
or only 5 overall haha?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Seperate

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Quick Amberl! AA needs to fantasise about you having sex with five female celebrities!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Eliza Dushku
Michelle Rodrigeuez
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Connelly
Rachel Weisz

Will that do?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I approve your list
very much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I think AA is currently red faced and grunting.
Which is odd as I didn't think he would be awake yet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Can you depict that lesbo orgy in an MS paint style?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

no
because I'd be the one sitting in the corner with a sad face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

But you're pretty when you cry

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

you cry I slap you repeatedly in the face while crying, masturbating and screaming the lords prayer.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I was at a wedding the other day
I had to stifle the giggles when the ceremony got to the Lord's Prayer. I had to refuse to explain them as well, lest some more sensitive guest overheard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Haha MY WORK IS DONE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

this happened :(
but that would be the most depressing thing to happen in an orgy ever, being the one who is sitting on the side playing sudoku
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I would rather watch an orgy of those 5 ladies
Than be here right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I wouldn't
I'd be too jealous. Or if I joined in, attempting to hide wobbly bits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Just dive right in there

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Most of us like your 'wobbly bits'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I love that picture
and if you weren't happily loved up and with your girl liking days behind you, I'd let you know when the hot orgy of five fanciable filmstars was taking place
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

We have similar taste
Not enough Zooey Deschanel though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

She is rather tasty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I forgot about her
she is really pretty. Much more so than Katy Perry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

tru dat
which is why Roota will be joining me, my mrs, Bridget Regan and Zooey Deschanel when we have an orgy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Kitty-pout
In 3...2...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

No, he wants her all to himself
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, VIPROS ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

No need to shout!
I would also have accepted "But he said 'my mrs', therefore Kitty's included."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

absolutely ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

she knows she's top of the list and at the head of the queue ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

The Queue
is capitalised to emphasise it's importance.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

forgive me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'm afraid Zooey is busy that night

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

After all...
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I've never really 'got' the obsession with Angelina Jolie
There's only one time when I think about her like that, and that's in Tomb Raider, the bit where she's confronting a naked Daniel Craig. She looks at him, and raises an eyebrow in a naughty way, and she's sexy as fook.

Beyond that, I just don't see it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'd like to put forward the motion that you are in fact
a gargantuan queer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

^ this
Angelina Jolie is massively hot. Especially in Wanted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I liked her when I first saw Hackers many years ago

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I remember that film
yes she was hot in that. She's hot in most things with occasional exceptions.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I have that on DVD
She is hot in that, even with the short pixie haircut.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

There's another actress who I think looks similar to her in that
Only far hotter
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Hotlinking FAIL

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Fuck
Try this then
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

she looks a bit like her
mainly the hair though. That bird looked better in Firefly I reckon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Amen
Too boyish in AA's link.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

She's hot in Wanted, Tomb Raider and even in Beowulf
She is incredibly sexy, but not when she looks emaciated like in some paparazzi shots.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

That photoshoot of her drinking a bottle of whiskey and smoking
is pretty good 'n all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Not really
Seen as I have no idea what Amberl looks like, I just thought it'd be interesting to see someone looking at both sides
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

well
the men list is below
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

We share two points Kitty :)
Hugh Laurie and Ed Norton. Plus Christian Bale, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tom Cruise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Tom Cruise?!!
I hope that, if you get the chance, you fuck him with a chisel.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

not now
back in Top Gun days
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)