Blackpool
I am going there tomorrow to watch Fulham pick up three points, take MASSIVE (horse) DRUGS and throw donkeys off the end of the pier.

I hope its as utterly horrible as everyone's been telling me. Wheres the shittest place you've been to for the weekend?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:14, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I spent a weekend in Newport once
But I loved it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Your Mums shitbox

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You posted above applebite, she won't like that at all,
you're going to make a 12 year old girl cry, I hope you're proud of yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Imagine if there were actually a 12 year old girl on QoTW
How dreadful would their life have to be?
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Imagine how fucked up they woudl be by the constant offers of cock

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

If I was 12 years old and people were offering me pictures of fanny, I'd be well pleased and proud.
how comes it doesn't work the other way 'round?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You only need some sweets for Romanians, apparently.
Good to see clichés in action
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You want a 12yo boy to send pictures of his cock?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It's bad enough for Poppet, poor thing
And she's 17.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Wasn't there someone in their late 20s on here who was going to marry her and all that shit?
CreeeeEEEEEE-py.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Was there?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I thought he was in his 30's

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Ohhh, I think I heard about this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

sounds like one of b3ta's finer moments...

( zulu eh?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

it wasn't as seedy as it sounds

it wasn't me by the way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

You've just so made it sound like it was you
Sixteen years old, planning to come over here and get bearded by YOU just so she could get a visa. You dirty bar-sturd.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

:-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Possibly aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I think you be right

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

=/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

NOT FUCKING TWELVE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I think someone's overtired.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

It has been an exciting day.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

They both said no mate, I'm sorry.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Personally I think it was a very nice offer and if I were a female QoTBeaker I'd take you up on it.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Thanks for the effort anyway man.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Don't take it too hard. One of them was quite complementary about you

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I'll screengrab the gazzes if you like?

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

No it's ok.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

That one wasn't from me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Well seeing as how it's out in the open
I must say my estimation of you has dropped dramatically. You were quite rude I felt.
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Its expected when it comes to chompy.
As if your estimation of me was high enough to drop anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I live in hope that I might encounter someone on QoTW who isn't a Raymond.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Is that a Rain Man reference?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

What a suprise.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Full of surprises, me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

That and bile and bitterness.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Only when it comes to certain people,

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

spent a day at weston super mare once
I've mostly managed to scrub it from my mind. Suffice to say it was scary...
( zulu eh?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Fulham?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

If I got cault out on something like the Jermy Kyle show....
.... I'd keep on swearing at the top of my voice, as loud as I can, until they take the mic off me, so they can't play anything back on the telly, as they have to bleep/silance-out those bits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Big Eric's cell.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)